♪ (French accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) We have a viral challenge for you today...
- Ooh. - (FBE) ...that has been heavily requested
by our subscribers. - Okay.
- (FBE) You will be doing the Pizza Topping Challenge.
- Huh?
- (FBE) We'll be presenting each of you
with your own cheese pizza.
You will select five toppings from a hat
and decorate your pizza with that topping.
After your decorating is complete, we will heat up your pizza.
And you must finish an entire slice to win the challenge.
- Hold on. Something tells me that these items
will not be things that traditionally go on pizza.
- This is why we can't have nice things in the world.
'Cause people just decide,
"Hey, let's put random stuff on top of pizza."
- No, now I'm scared! - No!
- (FBE) Here are your pizzas. - Looks pretty good.
- (FBE) Dionte, go ahead and pick your first topping.
- (sighs)
- I just want to stare at this beautiful pizza
while it still looks like this.
- (gasps) - What is it?
- Ooh, Goldfish.
- I'm gonna pull something terrible out of this hat right now.
Oh my god.
Oh, ham slices. Ham slices. - Okay.
See? It's not bad. - Okay, I'm not a vegetarian.
This isn't weird.
- Grapes.
The texture's gonna be weird and gross, but I'm okay with it.
- Watch. Mine's gonna be, like, worms or something.
- (whispering) Please be worms. - Prunes.
- OH!!! - Canned tuna.
I mean, that's not that bad.
- Ohh!! - What the crap?
- Ranch! - No!!!
- (FBE) Here are your toppings. Go ahead and decorate 'em.
- Man...
- The difference. - I got the good one on this one.
- I'ma go ham with the ham.
- Go ha-- I love it.
Go for it, please. (giggles) - Want some ham?
- Oh yeah.
- Get a little tuna drizzle. - Ugh.
God, that tuna reeks! - (chuckles)
- (FBE) Go ahead and pick another one, Dionte.
- Okay. - I feel like I shouldn't be this excited.
I feel like it's gonna start getting real scary.
- I know, right?
Diced onions.
I mean, not too bad.
- Alfredo sauce.
Is it the combination of ingredients that's gonna be gross?
- Sliced pickles. Are you kidding? - (clapping)
Goldfish! - What the heck?!
- Let's get that Goldfish!
- Pringles! Okay.
That's pretty cool. - You're getting all the good shit.
Chocolate syrup.
- (laughs)
- I'm ready for this. This is gonna be a good-ass piece pizza.
- You have Goldfish and onion.
That's like my dream pizza right now. I'm looking over here,
like, I wish I had what you were having.
- I mean, yours looks pretty good. Can we switch?
- If you start pulling weird shit,
I am not taking that off your hands. - (chuckles)
- Pringles and grapes don't go together.
- Chocolate and pizza doesn't match. - Yeah, you know what?
You're right.
- Luckily, I like chocolate. So...
- Let's just do-- - I'm gonna make
a cute little swirl. - Do one of these.
- (FBE) Time to pick the next topping.
- My heart is pounding. - Please give me something
not vomit-inducing.
Peanut butter. - Oh.
Uh... - It just... peanut butter and onion
doesn't sound good. - I don't know.
Hard-boiled egg. I love egg on pizza.
But I don't know about egg and ham and Alfredo.
- A Fruit Roll-Up. I'm not-- these aren't that bad.
- M&M's. All right. - You know what?
You're gonna have a real chocolaty pizza.
- I hate my life. - What the [bleep]?
- A prune is disgusting.
- Hard-boiled eggs!
That's all right. I mean, I could've gotten a prune.
- Just because I'm getting good ingredients
doesn't mean it's gonna taste good on the pizza.
- I'm just trying to mask the taste of prunes with chocolate.
- Mine's healthier, so... heh. - Yeah, exactly.
Mine's actually gonna be like--
This is what some dude after the gym would eat
to get his protein. You got your ranch. You got your eggs.
- This is, like, disgusting.
As long as I don't get anything spicy.
- Oh my god, that's so much peanut butter. Whoa!
- It's okay. My peanut-butter-jelly sandwich ratio is kind of...
- You are, like, really going for this.
Yours is looking... - Really...
- ...interesting. - Interesting. Exactly.
- Like, this might be the next big culinary discovery.
- (FBE) Okay, next one. - Okay, here we go.
Shit!
- That's bomb. - It's ranch!
- That's so bomb. - Yes, but...
these are grapes and Fruit Roll-Ups.
What is it?
What-- - Mayonnaise.
- Oh! Okay! I prefer ranch!
- Sliced pickles. - You know what?
I don't know if that's gonna be that bad.
[Bleep] A. This is gonna-- - What'd you get? (snickers)
- Marshmallows.
It's gonna [bleep] up the whole thing! - (chuckling)
- No!!!
- Peanut butter.
- Oh no. - (laughing)
- Oh no. No, this is a problem. - That is foul.
Ew. - I got mayonnaise.
I [bleep] hate mayonnaise.
- Ranch is good on pizza. But when--
(sniffs, groans)
(panicked) That's too much!
- Keep talking shit, buddy!
- Oh my god!! That's gross!!!
- Did you wake up today thinking this is what you were gonna do?
- Um, no. Surprisingly, I did not wake up today
thinking I was gonna be putting marshmallows
and hard-boiled egg on a pizza.
I'm scared that I'm actually gonna like this
and then this is gonna become my regular pizza order.
Want a marshmallow?
- Totally. - Or three.
- Or all. - Oh my god.
- That isn't-- that is not a scoop. - That's enough.
- They're gonna warm it up.
You're gonna have some warm mayo on there. - (sighs)
- (FBE) Brandon, go ahead and pick your last topping.
- He's having a jolly good time.
- No. - He gets ranch on his pizza.
- What do we have here?
(snickers)
Banana slices.
- Hot sauce. - (laughs loudly)
- Why do bad things happen to good people?!
- You got all the condiments!
- I hate the hot sauce more than I hate the mayonnaise.
- Is it pineapple? Did you pull pineapple?
What is it?
Ew! Canned tuna.
Oh no. - Canned freaking tuna!
What is going on?!
- Raspberries?
This is getting weird, but I'm scared I'm gonna like it.
- No!!! - Ohh!!
(both holler)
No. - I said, as long as there's nothing hot.
And what do I get? Hot sauce.
- Alfredo sauce!
Yeah!! (whoops) - (groans loudly)
- I've seen some crazy things on top of pizza.
- Like what? Like what I'm looking at right now?
- Oh God, the way the banana's touching the ranch.
♪ Here's a little slice on everything ♪
♪ Look at you, you're probably gonna die ♪
- (quiet shriek) - See where all that mayonnaise was?
Oh, just drip it right over--
oh yeah. - Ew!
- I love Alfredo sauce. - I'm gonna have some spicy tuna pickle
with a side of peanut butter
and some prunes. - This is gonna be tight.
- (FBE) Okay, now we're going to heat up the pizzas for you.
- Oh my god!!
You're gonna eat hot mayonnaise and hot Tabasco--
hot, hot Tabasco.
- I feel like I can eat it, but it's gonna be not tasty.
- (FBE) Here are your cooked pizzas. - No.
- It smells so bad. - Yeah. It's horrible.
- I'm regretting everything
that I pulled from this hat. - Let me see. Let me just--
Let me get a good smell.
I don't hate that. - You don't hate that?
- I got some warm pickles...
- Oh. - ...with some melted peanut butter.
That's all mayonnaise.
I hope you think about that when you're eating it.
- Are you ready? - Ready.
- That's not bad.
- Mine isn't that bad either.
I feel really sick for not thinking
that's just disgusting as I anticipated.
- Set. - Let's just go.
(audible gagging)
The texture is so bad!!!
- (screams with mouth closed) - Oh my go--
What are the banana and ranch doing? - Oh my god!!
- Oh my god. Mm-mm.
Grapes on pizza? Uh-uh.
- I'm never eating pizza ever again. Oh my god.
- Oh no.
(chuckling) Ew.
- Oh. Oh, you see that? - It's so hot.
- That's where the mayonnaise is.
- What's so bad about it?
- Everything.
- The final bite.
- [Bleep] off. [Bleep] you. - [Inaudible] macho man over here.
Ew!!!
- (mouth full) I'm not feeling good.
- (giggles) - I'm not feeling it.
I'm done. Get it out of my mouth.
(retches)
- Ew, stop. - Now I'm good. That's it.
- It smelled good. Maybe it was all the extra mayo.
- (chuckles)
- (FBE) You guys both won the challenge!
- Not as disgusted as I thought I was gonna be.
- The worst part was the raspberry.
- (FBE) You guys both won. - (quietly) Oh God.
- I'm not proud of this.
I'm so sorry you have to go through this.
- That is Satan's ass crack right there. - Yeah.
- (FBE) Madison, you won. And Ethan, you lost.
- I'm-- I don't care. (chuckles)
I feel like I sinned. I need to go to church.
- Thanks for watching us try the Pizza Topping Challenge
on the React channel.
- Have any other challenges? Let us know in the comments.
- Bye, guys. Thanks for watching.
- Hey, everyone. Alyssa here, a producer from the React channel.
Thanks so much for suggesting this challenge.
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