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I'm your host the report of the week and oh boy, is this a
This is a treacherous. I mean, this is an absolutely
treacherous review to do
Because there are there is a line of severe thunderstorms quickly approaching
I see the dark clouds there on the horizon can kind of hear the Thunder coming in, but you know what I
Am I mean, you know, I'm an adrenaline. I know I am
I
I thought that the farthest I would ever go is not wearing a pocket protector with the Pens in the shirt pocket there
But I was wrong
This is better than skydiving better than bungee jumping. I'm better than breaking the land speed record on a motorcycle
I'm outside a
Couple dozen miles away from some thunderstorms and I'm gonna do a pizza review now. This isn't just any sort of
Run-of-the-mill Pizza review. I'm actually surprised at how long it's been since I ever tried
Domino's who did a review of them on the channel? I can't believe it's been since
2017 and I was thinking back to when I did the video with all of the fast food tiers
And I ranked Domino's at the very very bottom of it and some people were saying yeah, you know, I agree
I think they're terrible and so on and other people was saying are we saying have you ever tried Domino's before we review bro?
And I've tried them, you know since I mean, it's been a while branded, but my experiences weren't very positive
So I decided alright today. I'm gonna get a pizza as a matter of fact, I'm gonna get their pin pizza
I'm gonna try it out and we're gonna see what it tastes like
So I'm kind of giving them a second chance, maybe a chance for redemption and we're just gonna see what we got
I got this the and I'm sorry that the I know had to take the sacred stickers off the delivery box
But let me get the autofocus off. Oh, I'm gonna look
There we go
There's that here it is. I
First tried this out back in 2012. There was the famous
PAN PIZZA
Review as I said word for word back then that's the box. So looks the same as it ever was
Then there is the pizza
Look at that
Right
Hand pizza, no no change is made to it. You know, I just got it as it is not, you know regular sauce cheese pepperoni
And I'm just gonna give this another go so we're gonna see how good it is
There's a view of the pizza. You can definitely see it's still fresh
Despite having it gotten delivered still looks fresh. Well. It's pretty good and
Definitely you can see how it is cool listening right there
cheese is very
Much melted, we'll grab
this slice
It's a greasy Pete sense and when we pizza again, this is there
I guess it's a deep-dish pizza. So it's thicker, you know thicker crust more dough
but it comes of course with
Loaded with the toppings and the cheese and the sauce and the pepperonis and all that good stuff
Price for this pizza was eight dollars
I've had a long-running coupon on their website to get it delivered can get a two topping pan pizza for eight dollars
Which is a pretty solid deal for what it's worth. So I'm just gonna try it out now wait, you know what it tastes like?
Overall, the delivery service was good. They're actually speedy and the delivery driver was friendly
But I mean, you know what they say, you can get good service bad product bad product. Good service. I
Think I was gonna say something different but we'll go with it
otherwise the pan pizza from dominos
Trying it out for the second time, maybe some redemption. Maybe not. We'll see it's going in
I was
Trying to be dramatic and I slammed my wrist on that
It's it's a casualty for the sake of the review. It's for the pizza
All right for what it is
I mean, I got to admit it tastes pretty good
Do I have a criticism here and there I do?
All right
Overall, there has been an improvement with their sauce. You know, you remember back in 2010 or whatever
Everyone was saying it tastes like cardboard and the sauce tastes like ketchup from you, whatever you want to call it
Whatever derivative of that comment you had and granted even back then I wasn't the biggest fan of their pizza
I would get the deep-dish pizza before that's obviously what this is a successor to I would never get the regular pizza though
The sauce is definitely gotten more flavorful. It's definitely a richer bolder tomato sauce, which is a good thing
There's some pizza places where I can't stand the sauce. It's like it's just running, you know tomato paste
This is on the thicker side and it's you know, it's rich its flavorful
It's actually a legitimately decent tomato sauce for what it is. It's no artisan
You know type of sauce but it's good enough for what it is it's good enough
It's very very greasy
I would say the quality of the cheese could be a little bit higher and maybe a little more pepperoni
but if it's a very greasy very oily type of pizza, I would describe this really as being like the
epitome of
Fast food Pizza, okay
It's like a fast food Pizza. It's not something that you would be going to a restaurant and there'd be some old
You know Italian pizza master and a brick oven or something
It's a it's a greasy oily. Pretty tasty fast food pizza, but the strength and this one lies in the sauce
It's on the chewier side because there's a lot more dough than you'd expect
But the one thing that disappointing mean you could see it here in this slice, too
Is the amount of crust that there is the beef I think with the pan pizza
I used to say that the toppings go all the way to the crust
But you can see there's a bit of dough right there still obviously, that's not necessarily true
The structural integrity is what it is
You know, I always like the pizzas with a little bit more baked to it as you could just hold it firmly
so, I mean those are my two complaints really bit more crust, and I would hope for and
a
Little on the flimsy side is the best way to go about it
That's out of ten. What am I gonna be rating this when I first tried this out I said,
I gave it an 8 out of 10 just because I don't give 10 out of 10 and this one is gonna get a
6.5 out of 10 because it's a little bit a
Little bit above average. I like the sauce. I have to admit that I like the sauce. I think it's tasty and flavorful
But other than that, it's not outstanding
It's like it's the best thing I've ever eaten and I certainly have a few complaints here and there
I mean, I guess after tasting this when I still keep Domino's at that absolute lowest tier I
Would bump it up one I would bump it up. So what was it at last time was it an?
it was
I'm just thinking
Yeah, I would bump it up a tier after that if I worst if I were to redo the chart
I would bump Domino's up one tier but this isn't the worst of the worst. This is a little bit better than that
So I bump out one for the heck of it
But overall overall, that's what there is. It's still perfectly edible. Of course
It's like it's the worst thing ever. But just remember it's fast food pizza
And with that understanding you might be a little letdown, but it definitely has some redeeming qualities
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Thank you for watching ladies and gentleman. I'm your host the report of the week
And today we were again just trying out the pan pizza from dominos. Give it a shot seeing if there were any redeeming qualities
With that said I could really hear the Thunder picking up. So I think I'm gonna be calling it a wrap
Thank you. Do take care. I'm your host the report of the week