Oh! Hey! (laughs) So, we just finished filming season 4 of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I hosted it, I'm Jory Caron. Jonathan Paula filmed it. All that goodness.
In case you guys missed some of the good stuff, we're gonna do a quick recap, just to show you what you may have missed. And go to it!
*theme song plays*
Jory: You can see all of the items we're gonna microwave this season.
Jory: Stop this!
Jory: Tin foil shield, to protect our nuts.
Jory: We also have these masks and goggles.
Jory: We also have these fans, to circulate the air.
Jory: The GE turntable microwave oven. I named her "Lacey".
Jon: What is this, show-and-tell?! Get to the experiment already!
Jory: Yeah, I know, I will.
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Jory: That's why we have this giant tin foil shield.
*"Rise of the Valkyrie" starts playing*
It's to protect our nuts.
Jon: And our independence from the British!
So, just take a quick look. Ready? Go!
*Jory and Jon make whale sounds*
Jon: It sounds like you just stabbed Free Willy!
*Band-Aid commercial comes from portable TV*
Jory: Yes, the box where good ideas go!
You sick freaks!
Jon: I would choose the million dollars, but you're stupid, so what would you say?
Jory: (in British accent) And I don't like Spam!
Jory: That's a blowtorch right there!
Jory: Sorry. I do it for the blubber. I do it for the blubber, baby!
Jory: Right around there, that's "Closing Time."
'Cause I'm goin' nowhere!
Jon: 'Cause you've got lung cancer!
Jon: This is always the recipe we see immediately before a gigantic flame-up.
Jory: (in silly voice) Crazy tasty!
Jory: It's not the size of the magnetron, it's the ratio between wattage and cubic feet.
I'm gonna go ahead and turn this one off.
Jory: BAD idea!
Jory: (through fit of laughter) This doesn't even make any sense!
We're expecting an invalid!
Jory: Cockroaches can't withstand a microwave!
Safety is our number-one concern.
Because you no longer have to live in fear.
Jon: Does it look like I went to school? I'm getting cancer for a living!
Jory: The bad news is that there's no more light coming from the microwave.
Jory: What end do I pee on? (laughs)
Jon: Look what you did!
That makes me happy inside!
Jory: This doesn't look like it should be on a pregnancy test...
Jon: (makes gagging sounds) Oh, boy!
*Jory whimpers, and then, makes choking sounds*
Jon: WOW!
Jory: All hands to the deck! Am I right?
Jon: I'm still waiting for the sporkafife!
I'm not gonna technically do anything to it!
Jory: That is gonna be one sticky mess to clean up!
Jon: It's going around in circles, which is against its geometry.
Jon: Dude, it looks like a giant pepperoni!
No, we're microwaving your face!
Jon: The big, giant fan!
Jory: Kinda like the [beep]s bubble gum!
Jory: (in British accent) Into my microwave!
Jon: Like an attack Spiderman would use!
Jory: Or Mary Jane!
Two iPods at the same time, baby!
Jon: They're making a nice "click-click" sound, and I don't think it's the wheel!
Jory: (in Samuel L. Jackson voice) Furious anger any of those who... (laughs)
Jory: Oh, that's a nice light show!
And I'm gonna Ticon-da-do-it!
Look at yourselves!
Jory: Oh! It just burst into flames!
Jon: Down below, just where Jory likes it!
*iPod explodes*
Jon: Wow! Oh! What the hell was that?!
Jory: Truthfully, I'm kinda scared!
Hup, hup, hup, hup! (makes gun sounds)
Jory: Those were some bees!
Jon: There's another one!
Jon: Wow, this is not as cool as the GameCube! Oh! I spoke too soon!
I think I have frostbite!
Jon: There's your fire!
Jory: That is bright!
Jon: Wow!
Jory: Oh! It's still on fire, actually!
Jon: I think it's getting, like, white-hot.
Jon: Exactly! It's just a time-saver! Leave the spork with the lo mein!
Jon: Oh! And it just smashed!
Jon: WOW! There is your DS!
Jon: It's a warm pack! It's totally useless!
*pyramid squeals*
Jon: Holy [beep]! Were you watching that?!
Jon: Our headlight is broken!
Jory: (in British accent) I want some more microwave videos!
Jon: She doesn't plasma on the first date!
Jon: Wow! Whoo! Plasma!
Jon: Well, shut your face, we're doin' both!
Jon: Alright, so he has a wet paper towel there.
Jon: Wow! It literally is fused!
Jory: Seriously, are you still wondering that?
Jory: Now, it's a nightlight!
Jon: Wow! It barely fits in there!
*Jory gives evil scientist laugh*
Jory: You can easily harvest your graphite from a normal pencil!
Jory: That's bogus!
Jon: Thanks, Steve Jobs!
Jon: Oh, my God!
Jon: The music's already playiing. Let's just leave!
I almost forgot...
Nobody likes roasted nuts!
*music stops playing*
So, I hope you enjoyed it. We had some laughs, we had some loves. I had some loves. I lost a love, I gained a new love! That's a lotta love right there! Mmhmm!
So, you may be wondering, "When is season 5 gonna come?" Right now, the air date is going to be October 31st, and that's Halloween, baby, so expect a Halloween spectacular kick-off!
So, guys, until next time, stay tuned, you know? Tell your friends, tell your family. I'm Jory Caron for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
*end credits play*