Bridget: How is the whole "working from home" thing
going for you?
[CHILDREN SCREAMING] David: Woah!
Brian: What? No!
[MESSAGE TONE]
[CLATTERING]
Dave: Guys! Guys! Does anyone have my iPad?
Instructor: Close your eyes. [APPLE WATCH RINGING]
Gently deepen your breath. [GASPS]
Woman: Babe. Your boss is FaceTiming you.
Marie: What?
Bridget: Vivienne? Dave: This is not good.
Vivienne: Morning. Bridget: Good morning!
Vivienne: So Project Pandora's Box is back,
and we need to present new designs on Monday.
Oh, and it needs to be recyclable.
Any questions?
Bridget: Yeah, when you say recyclable --
Vivienne: Good. Dave: No!
Brian: What's going on?
Bridget: Project Pandora's Box is back!
Brian: What? No!
Marie: We can't do this in one week.
Bridget: It's just a box.
Brian: But we're working from home, Bridget!
Dave: Exactly! And I have the kids all week!
Dave: And I have my mom all the time.
Brian's mom: You say something, boo-boo?
Marie: OK.
Bridget: We can totally do this, OK?
Today, we'll get up to speed,
and then tomorrow, we think inside the box.
Brian: What day is it?
Marie: Monday.
Brian: I thought it was Tuesday.
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Marie: She serious?
Brian: Ten minutes for lunch? [CHILDREN SCREAMING]
It takes 15 minutes to make lunch!
Bridget: Oh, so you got my schedule.
OK, I'll send over the rebrief. Does anybody have a spec sheet?
Dave: Oh, wait. I think I have it.
Bridget: Perfect. Scan it and send it.
Dave: I don't have a scanner.
Brian: There's one on your phone.
Dave: Where? Brian: It's in Notes.
[CAMERA SHUTTER] Oh, this is really cool.
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[MAIL ALERT TONES]
Dave: Woah, woah, woah. Make it stop.
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Bridget: At 8:00 a.m. tomorrow,
remind me to remind the team about --
[MESSAGE SENT TONE] [FIREWORKS CRACKLING]
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Bridget: Come on, no one has anything?
Nothing? No ideas?
[CHILD SCREAMING] Dave: Guys, simmer down.
Bridget: Dave, please! Dave: Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
[BRIAN AND DAVE SPEAKING]
Dave: Sorry, you go, Brian. Brian: Sorry, go ahead.
[OVERLAPPING DIALOGUE]
Bridget: Please, please, just one of you go!
Dave: Well, I had this dream last night
that the box was like a transformer.
Marie: This is why I hate brainstorming.
Bridget: Come on, we just need a solution
that is lightweight and sustainable --
Dave: And cheap.
Child: Dad! It's all runny!
Brian: Ew.
Bridget: You should go.
[MESSAGES TONES]
Marie: Too expensive.
Dave: What about tissue paper?
Bridget: Too fragile.
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[ALERT TONES]
Dave: Any other ideas?
[MESSAGES TONE]
Bridget: Did you guys hear?
I think Vivienne has a new assistant.
Marie: That's, like, the fourth one this year.
Dave: What happened to the one that cried all the time?
Bridget: She had to go back to Canada.
Brian: What if we did something like this?
[CAMERA SHUTTER]
Dave: Meatballs?
Brian: No, hexagons.
Marie: Yeah, that's cool. Like this.
Brian: Honeycomb!
Marie: Yeah! We can totally make honeycomb out of cardboard.
Bridget: Wait. This could work.
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
Dave: Guys. Hey, slow down! Do not put that in your mouth.
Hey, good morning.
Bridget: Morning! Great work, everybody.
We are really making progress. Oh, shoot. Vivienne's calling.
Dave: Oh, great.
Vivienne: Morning. Dave: Hi.
Vivienne: Two things:
the presentation has been moved to this Friday, and...
Bridget: Friday? [PHONE RINGING]
Vivienne: I have to take this.
Marie: What was the second thing?
Brian: I wish my mom had a pool.
[MESSAGES TONE]
Dave: No! The budget just got cut in half!
Of course it did. Because that's what happens.
They cut the budget in half,
and then they're going to cut it in half --
Bridget: Do you think you should call --
Dave: No. Do not say his name.
I would rather speak to my ex-wife than have to talk to --
Mike from Finance. How are you, buddy?
Mike: Yo.
Dave: Are those... swords?
Mike: They're katanas.
Dave: Right you are.
So listen, did Vivienne speak with you yet?
Mike: Maybe. Maybe not.
Bridget: Are you a little businessman?
The big cheese in charge of the company?
Marie: Bridget, are you talking to your cat?
[CAT PURRING] Bridget: No.
Dave: There's got to be a cheaper cardboard.
Child: Dad! Dave: Nothing cheaper?
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
Woah! You're going in the naughty corner.
Not you, Jerry. I need you to work with me --
Ow! Bridget, this is impossible.
Brian: Hey, using less cardboard is good, right?
Marie: Yeah. Less cardboard, less dollars.
Brian's mom: Brian!
Brian: I have to take out the trash.
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[MUMBLING]
Child: Hey Siri. Can you read us a bedtime story?
Child: With no monsters.
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Brian: Ooh!
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[YAWNING]
Brian: Morning! Marie: Brian?
Brian: I think I figured it out! I'm going to add the others.
Marie: Have you been to bed? Brian: No!
Bridget: Brian? Brian: Sorry, did I wake you?
Bridget: No, I was just meditating.
Brian: I think I found a solution to the budget.
Bridget: What? Dave: How?
Brian: We make the pattern bigger!
Dave: You're a genius. I love you!
Bridget: How does making it bigger mean less cardboard?
Dave: Brian, how much less? Marie: Brian, use your iPad.
Brian: All right. It's about...
one-and-three-quarters of an iPad?
Marie: No, use the measuring tool on your iPad.
Brian: Oh. A lot less!
[MESSAGES TONES]
Brian: I'm going to bed.
[KETTLE WHISTLES]
Dave: What the -- My computer is possessed!
The numbers are literally changing right in front of me.
Bridget: It's a shared document. It's probably Mike in Finance.
Dave: That man is everywhere!
[MESSAGES TONES] No! He's texting me.
Bridget: Hey, Marie. How do I get InDesign?
Marie: Ask Sam. Why, what are you designing?
Bridget: Oh, no, nothing.
Hey, Sam.
How is the whole "working from home thing" going for you?
Sam: No. What do you want?
Bridget: I, like, really need InDesign
because we have this big presentation --
Sam: Done. [MAIL ALERT TONE]
Bridget: Oh, awesome. You know, when this is all over,
you and I should go do something fun.
Just the girls out on the --
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Marie: Who's changing the design?
Bridget: I thought it could do with a little more zing.
Marie: Where did you even find these fonts?
What happened to slide four?
Dave: New costs coming over now. Whoosh!
[MAIL ALERT TONE] Marie: Got it.
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[CLICKING]
[MARIE SIGHS]
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[REMINDERS ALERT] [ROOSTER CROWING]
[TRUMPETS PLAYING] [ALARM SOUNDING]
[BLENDER WHIRRING]
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Bridget: I was reading that "team" means,
"Together, everyone achieves more," and that --
Brian: Should we tell her she's on mute?
Dave: Not yet. Bridget: Wait, was I on mute?
All: What? No. Dave: Totally clear.
Bridget: Good.
Oh, wait, the client's coming on.
Is everyone wearing pants?
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