- TOMORROW IS WORLD KINDNESS DAY,
SO I THOUGHT IT'S A PERFECT TIME TO DO SOMETHING
THAT WE CALL CASH FOR KINDNESS.
AND I WANT TO SEE IF PEOPLE WALKING BY
WOULD HELP A STRANGER IN NEED.
TODAY I SENT ANDY OUT,
AND HE'S OUTSIDE OF OUR STUDIO IN OLIVE,
AND HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A CATERER WHO'S HAVING TROUBLE.
ANDY, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, SPIN AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, START PUSHING THE CART FULL OF POTATOES
AND ACCIDENTALLY--WHEN SOMEONE SEEMS TO BE LOOKING,
JUST KNOCK THE WHOLE THING OF POTATOES DOWN, AND YELL,
"MY POTATOES!"
[clattering]
- OH, MY POTATOES!
- "NO, DON'T--MY POTATOES!"
- MY POTATOES!
- "OH, NO." TAKE YOUR TIME.
DROP THOSE THAT YOU PICKED UP.
DROP THE ONES YOU PICKED UP.
OH, NO.
KEEP--OH.
- SO MANY POTATOES.
- "NO, MY POTATOES."
- MY POTATOES.
[laughter]
- "GO AROUND. DON'T ROLL OVER MY POTATOES."
- WATCH OUT FOR MY POTATOES.
- ALL RIGHT.
"THANKS FOR..."
- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT, JUST START YELLING,
"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY POTATOES."
- I CAN'T BELIEVE MY POTATOES.
- "MY JOB--I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY JOB."
- MY JOB--I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY JOB.
MY POTATOES.
- "NOW MY POTATOES..."
[laughter]
- UH-OH.
- [laughs]
"OH, THANKS.
OH..."
[laughs]
[cheers and applause]
"OH, THANK YOU."
OH.
- HE LIKES POTATOES.
- "OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, OFFICER."
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, OFFICER.
- "OH, MY POTATOES."
- OH, MY POTATOES.
- "JUST...OH, MY POTATOES."
- OH, MY POTATOES.
- "I HAVE A JOB THAT I HAVE TO GET MY POTATOES TO."
OH!
- I GOT A JOB I GOT TO GET MY POTATOES TO.
- "OH, THOSE-- GOT TO WASH THOSE OFF NOW."
- GOT TO WASH THOSE OFF NOW.
- "UGH." - UGH.
- "THANK YOU FOR HELPING."
- THANK YOU FOR HELPING.
- "OH, BOY."
- OH, BOY.
- "GOSH." - GOSH.
- "I HOPE I DON'T DROP MY TIRAMISU."
- HOPE I DON'T DROP MY TIRAMISU.
- "ALL RIGHT." - ALL RIGHT.
- I THINK HE'S GONNA LEAVE, SO WE'RE NOT--
WE DON'T WANT TO STOP HIM FROM...
- I'LL JUST KEEP PICKING UP POTATOES.
- YEAH, KEEP PICKING THEM UP.
ARE THEY ALL AT A STOPLIGHT?
- IT'S A REALLY LONG LIGHT.
- OR ARE THEY JUST WATCHING YOU NOW?
YEAH, THERE GOES THE OFFICER.
HE SURE DID HELP, KICKING THOSE BACK IN THE...
[laughter]
- WAIT. - OH, OKAY.
DROP IT. DROP IT NOW. DROP IT.
"OH, NO, MY TIRAMISU!"
- OH, MY TIRAMISU! - "OH, NO!"
- OH, NO. - "OH, MAN."
- OH, MAN.
- "CAN YOU--CAN YOU HELP ME?
CAN YOU HELP ME?"
- CAN YOU HELP ME?
- "OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I'M ON MY WAY TO THIS JOB."
- I'M ON MY WAY TO THIS JOB.
- "I'M ALREADY TWO HOURS LATE."
- I'M ALREADY TWO HOURS LATE.
- UH...
- [chuckles]
- "OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT'S YOU NAME?"
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- MY NAME IS RICK.
- I'M SORRY? - WHAT HAPPENED? RICK.
- "RICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH, RICK.
"I PUT--THERE'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING IN ONE OF THESE,
AND I'VE GOT TO FIND IT 'CAUSE IT'S FOR--"
- RICK, THERE'S--THERE'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING IN ONE OF THESE.
AND I GOT TO FIND IT.
IT'S ALL FOR A PROPOSAL. - OH, YEAH?
- "UGH, GOD."
- UNLUCKY FOR THE GUY, RIGHT?
- "YEAH, UNLUCKY, YEAH."
- ARE YOU THE GUY?
- I'M NOT LUCKY.
- OH, YOU'RE THE GUY WITH THE RING?
- "YEAH." - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU BRING HIM IN?
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO STOPPED. BRING HIM IN.
TELL HIM WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND BRING HIM IN HERE,
AND I HAVE SOMETHING FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.
RICK, I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU'RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB,
AND I WORK "THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW."
- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.
AND YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH ME.
WE'RE GONNA GO MEET ELLEN, OKAY? - OH, RIGHT? REALLY?
- YEAH, LET'S...
[cheers and applause]
- CAN I BRING THE BIKE?
- WE CAN BRING THE BIKE, YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT. - COME ON.
- HI, RICK!
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, RICK. - HI.
- WHERE WERE YOU GOING?
- HEADING HOME.
- SO YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY HOME,
AND THIS GUY DROPPED HIS POTATOES.
DID YOU--WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT HIM?
- WHAT A SHAME. - YES.
- WE DON'T DROP POTATOES ON THE--
- NO, ALL THOSE POTATOES ARE ON THE GROUND.
- THAT'S TO SAY, YEAH, THEY COULDN'T BEEN STEAMED.
THEY COULD BE FRIES. SOMETHING.
- YES.
- NOT ON THE STREET.
- JUST WASTED. JUST ON THE STREET.
- WELL, FOR STOPPING AND HELPING HIM,
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU TWO AMEX GIFT CARDS WORTH $1,000.
- WHAT?
[cheers and applause]
- A BUNCH OF--$1,000, YEAH.
FOR BEING NICE.
- OH, WOW! - YEAH.
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ALL MINE, YEAH? - YEAH.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
- I'LL GET ANOTHER BIKE.
I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER BIKE.
- WELL, LET THAT BE A LESSON.
YOU SEE SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE, YOU'RE NICE TO SOMEBODY,
AND YOU GET PAID BACK FOR THAT.
- IT'S ALWAYS JUST TO BE NICE. - YES, IT IS.
- IT FEELS BETTER. - GIVE ME THAT BACK, THEN.
- [laughs]
- I WANT TO THANK LENNY KRAVITZ AND EMMA THOMPSON.
AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR GUEST DJ,
CARMEN ELECTRA OVER THERE.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. BYE-BYE.