- Justin has vowed to be here every week
as long as he possibly-- is in town,
so--so you'll be here every week.
And--'cause the last time you were here,
we pranked some people in the bathroom.
We surprised some women and scared them,
and it was really fun.
- Yeah.
- And so now, this is something you do on your own.
What do you do?
- I just love doing prank phone calls with my friends.
It's, like, probably top five favorite things to do, so...
- You're just sitting around, and you just call people.
Do you ever tell them it's you?
- No. - No.
- No. [laughter]
I just let it play on.
- Okay, so make sure--
if you get a prank phone call, don't hang up.
It could be Justin. You don't know.
Don't just hang up.
All right, so we're gonna prank somebody now
that we know is a big fan of yours.
- Let's do it.
- And she actually-- she goes to college,
schedules her classes around watching my show,
so she is a fan of mine and yours.
And what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say?
- So I was thinking, 'cause she goes to UMass--
I got these notes here.
She is a really good student, so I think we should scare her
saying that we got her grades, and they're not doing too well.
- Okay.
Who are you gonna be? Who you be?
- I don't know. - "Who you be," I say.
- I think I should be, like-- [laughter]
Who you be? - Who you be?
- Who you be though? For real.
- Right. All right.
- No, all right, so who do you think I should be?
I got two voices.
I think I should either be John, with the deep voice, or...
[in British accent] I could be Peter.
[in normal voice] What do you think?
You guys think Peter or John? - Peter, okay.
[audience shouting] - Peter? All right, cool.
- Okay, shh. - All right.
[woman whoops]
- Shh.
[line trilling]
- All right.
- Hello?
- [in British accent] Hello.
This is Peter from UMass.
Is this Miss Melanson?
- Yes.
- I'm actually the head of the English department,
and it's been brought to my attention
that you've been missing some classes lately.
Is that true?
- Um, no, I haven't missed any class.
- This is Miss Melanson, correct?
- Yes. Jocelyn, yes.
- Okay, and your parents are LeeAnn and Steven?
- Yes. [chuckling]
- Okay.
This--this isn't funny to me.
I don't know why you're laughing.
- Well, it's not funny to me. I didn't miss any class.
- You--did you go to class yesterday?
- No, it was a snow day.
- Well, we actually had school yesterday.
It wasn't a snow day at all.
What are you gonna do about it? - Okay.
- You got to make it up. You should probably--
- I'll have to talk to
the admissions department and figure it out, 'cause...
- [whispering] Say, "Stop yelling at me."
- Stop--first of all, you can stop yelling at me.
[quiet laughter]
- I'm sorry.
- Just calm down.
- [whispering] "My assistant wants to speak with you."
- One second, my assistant wants to speak with you.
- Okay.
- [in British accent] Yes, I'm his assistant,
and I don't do accents nearly as well as he does.
[laughter]
[in normal voice] My name is Ellen DeGeneres,
and that was Justin Bieber
that was on the phone with you just now.
[both squeal indistinctly]
[cheers and applause] - Oh, my God.
- We're taping a show right now--
- [speaking indistinctly]
- I know, you-- Justin was being--
Justin, that was rude. That was rude.
- I'm sorry.
- It was his idea to call you.
But actually, Justin thought you should come to a taping,
and so we'll fly you out here.
You'll come to a show, you'll meet Justin,
and--would that be fun?
- Oh, I'm about to start screaming.
I'm jumping around. My roommate thinks I'm crazy.
Oh, my God! [applause]
- All right.
All right, well--
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome. And buckle down.
Quit fooling around in that college there.
[laughter] - I'll try not to.
- All right, we'll see you soon.
- Okay, thank you so much!
- All right, bye.
- I love you guys.
- Ah, we love you too. - Love you.
[cheers and applause]