I feel weird after last night.
Yeah, that's what happens when Tequila
meets desperation.
Okay, stop saying things you shouldn't be saying
to your boss.
Holy crap, can you hear my inner thoughts.
I can hear your inner thoughts, ah!
I don't think she wants to know what's on my mind.
(symbols clanging)
My name is Marley.
My name's Will.
And we've been together four years and counting.
My name is Rosalina Lopez.
My name is Joel Almanzar.
And we've been together for six years.
I am Randy Bowden Jr. and we've been a couple
for two years.
I'm Marco Maldonado and he's right, two years.
I was trying to test him, see if he knew.
My name is Adriennne.
My name is Carlos.
We've been together for over a year now.
Yeah. Are you confirming?
Yeah, 'cause I's like let me think about that.
My name is Rica.
My name is Chris and we've been together for two years.
I thought we met at a party when I was actually
trying to hit on him.
So apparently-- No.
(girl chuckling)
Let her tell the story she's gonna be like-- I bagged him
I did. How?
I said the message first.
We met through a group of friends.
He had like, a really nice hoodie on
so I was like okay, cute.
I bagged in real life though.
Real life how?
'Cause I was like your dimples are cute.
That's your go to move.
You forget I have dimples every month.
I kept getting side eyes kind of like I don't know
who you are, why are you here?
Randy and I met through a mutual friend of ours.
He was really adamant about us meeting for some reason.
Like, he would hit me up every other day.
Super annoying.
Mad annoying, I didn't even want to meet him anymore.
I first saw Rica, I was like who is that?
My mind kept asking like, go talk to her, go talk to her.
So, when we finally did meet,
we just had instant chemistry but the gag is the dude
that hooked us up tried to break us up later on
'cause he wasn't feeling it.
He liked him. He just seen it.
I think he likes his ass, but, it's alright.
What's funny is like we were like, we're gonna keep
this casual, you know, and like promise not to fall in love.
I was surprised by myself because I never usually
approach women like that.
But I was like with her, I saw her, there was something
in my mind that clicked and I just said I'm going
after that.
Maybe like six months went by and he was just like,
it was time for us to go on summer break and come back.
And he's just like when am I gonna see you again?
Blah blah blah.
I'm just like (man chuckling)
what's wrong with this guy?
I was feeling it too, but I didn't want to admit it
'cause you know, I'm a girl.
So I'm like, he has to fall hard first.
I asked her out first.
I said I wanted it so I said I'm gonna go after it first.
He asked me out first but ultimately, we didn't start
dating until I asked him out.
Oh, I asked you to come over to my neighborhood
when you got off of work.
And I took her to a restaurant
at Cachapas y Mas 'cause she's like half Venezuelan,
so it's like oh I love tequeños.
I do.
I was ah, gotcha.
Our first date was at a steakhouse and like 15 minutes
into the date he's like sleeping on the couch.
I just heard the snoring.
We took the food to go.
It was great first date.
We went to Red Lobster.
For like a year after that my mom called him Red Lobster boy.
(woman laughing)
We used to like play wrestle all the time.
And, at the dorms, so when we would play wrestle I would
literally like, slam him on the bed, I know I look like little--
She's not innocent, don't listen.
Don't listen. This is the real story.
And I'd like sit him on the bed and the bed board
would like break at the bottom, like break.
The first time I met Joel's parents, I was not like,
dating him per se.
We were not official and it was definitely by accident.
So we got to ask the RA's to get us some bed boards
so I slammed him on the bed like four weeks in a row.
(people laughing)
So the RA's were like wondering what's happening
in this room.
I have a very, like, wide range memory of like,
white actresses for some reason in like the 90's.
No really, he does.
It's really, really weird.
And I don't even follow actresses a lot.
All these white women.
I know all their names.
They pop up on the screen, like, I'll know it.
My first thought was like, to say I was your roommate's
girlfriend or something.
Because I really was terrified of meeting them.
That would have worked.
And I ran out of your house.
He'll quiz me, like some white girl comes on the show,
and like what's her name.
And I literally, like, know her first last name.
Maybe even her middle name.
He knows all of them, literally.
So yeah, he finishes my sentences and I do it too.
I would describe Carlos as funny.
Keep going.
Um, really smart and like, has a very sharp memory.
It's kind of scary sometimes.
He's extremely, warm, nurturing, like laid back
chill, but extremely supportive.
That's what I like having him.
(man chuckling)
And very nurturing, honestly.
(girl laughing)
I would describe Adrienne as very intelligent,
a hard worker--
That's news to me.
Also, you're cute.
Also, I'm funnier.
Oh yeah, she is funnier.
She basically lets me be myself to where I feel
comfortable to be myself, and be silly around her.
Which, is not something I didn't really have in the past.
I would describe Randy as kind of a renaissance man.
And when I met him he's really into fashion, really into
his physical health, he can sing, and he's affectionate.
I would describe you as a unique human being,
not only because of her character traits but because of her
heart, which, a lot of people don't have these days.
He just makes me feel like a king.
So I will say talented all around.
I would say she's talked to me a lot.
That was so cute.
And it’s on camera.
I can tell when Marco’s acting different because he does this little
like, sigh and eye roll.
If you blink you'll miss it.
So it's very much so like...
There's a little facial expression she'll make.
Show us.
Sometime when she's thinking.
She'll be like this, like, what's you just thinking
about something and I'll catch her.
And I'm like hold up, what's wrong.
She's like nothing, nothing and stuff.
I'm like, I know when you're thinking about something.
I just saw your face crunch up.
I can tell when Randy's acting different.
He gets quiet and he paces too.
If there's like a lot on his mind,
and if I say something, I think he mocks me in his head.
I am not mocking him when something's different.
You ain't gotta lie to kick it.
I don't know why he gonna lie to you.
I'm pretty sure he's mocking me.
I think it's real easy to know when Carlos is acting
different, he's upset, it's like an eye roll
that is more like around the world eye roll.
Oh, I get that from my mom.
It's just like...
It's very easy to notice when she's not very happy.
The vein pops out.
She's like, I don't know if you've ever seen Dragon Ball Z
but it's like, right there's an X.
Right there, we go.
(couple laughing)
That's the face right there.
I think her go to reaction is blushing because no matter
if she's mad, happy, sad, she turns bright red.
My face is red right now.
I can feel it.
Yeah, feel the heat.
If I can read Randy's mind, I don't think it would
necessarily make it better, I think maybe certain things
would make it better just because I would know certain wants
and certain likes if I didn't already know that.
But, just overall, I think it makes you disconnected
in a way 'cause I feel like if you know too much
about somebody you kinda either get bored or stir away
from them.
I think sometimes I want to read your mind, just like,
if you're upset I just want to know more.
Well, some of my thoughts are like cute animal clip shows.
Right, I know, but sometimes I feel like I don't want
to read his mind just because I know it's like--
Out of pocket?
Yeah.
Even moody situations, I wouldn't want to know
every single aspect. Oh yeah.
I'm moody. He's moody.
I'm king moody boots, b.
The sun will come up and I'll be all happy.
And then like, a plane will go over and I just get mad
just for some reason.
I'm not nuts but, I kinda keep it under control, hah!
All I know is if I can read her mind, all I'm gonna hear
is damn, I'm hungry, damn I just ate, damn I'm full,
damn I need to go to sleep.
That's actually, yeah that's right.
Yeah exactly.
I said that.
I wish I could read his mind.
Sometimes he might get in a bad mood that is unrelated to me
but he's extremely considerate so he feels like he doesn't
want me to carry whatever he's dealing with.
I really want to support him the same way he supports me.
I feel like the problem solver is kind of both of us
depending on what the situation is.
It is, the situation, I say that.
It's very situational.
Good job, good job.
Which is good, right?
If we don't know individually, we definitely put our heads
together and just kind of solve it together.
We never really fight.
We haven't had an argument yet, and I just feel like
because we know how to talk to each other.
If you've got something to say to me, I'd rather her just
say it instead of get like no, I'm done,
I'm not talking about this.
Yeah, 'cause I'm just gonna bring it back up.
Yeah, 'cause it's never gonna end.
If I say something that makes you feel like oh wow,
maybe that's something that you need to, you know,
go in and re-evaluate and see what's the issue.
Because at the end of the day, I'm only hurting myself
if I try to not saying something to spare your feelings.
I do say things to save face, because you got to pick
and choose your battles.
You're going to have differences every single day.
Whether, “I don't like the way you blink like that.”
Or, “my God, why don't you wipe the sink with all
the toothpaste.”
Just like, little things.
You choose every single battle that you disagree with,
you're gonna argue all day everyday no matter how compatible
you guys are.
I definitely do just to kind of keep the peace
and keep this man smiling.
'Cause when he smiles, I smile, so yeah.
Yeah, I got points for that one.
His go to restaurant would be Kal's Bakery
or Bebe Fritay, which is the same, it's a Haitian
restaurant, like near/on the same block.
I'll say he really did not like driving
but because I was like yeah, I'm not driving Miss Daisy
around New York City, he's definitely started driving more.
Randy's favorite song to sing is Love by Musiq Soulchild.
Kal’s Bakery and Bebe Fritay.
(man laughing)
What did you say?
Oh, Love, Musiq Soulchild.
Owww, that sauce boy!
Driving.
(guy laughing)
He got it. You’re really my—
(girl laughing)
(spitting tune)