(fighter roars)
- That's why my dad wouldn't let me watch the show
(bleep) like this.
That is really graphic.
Ooh!
(gentle music)
(intense music)
- Hey Paris!
- Oh, I (bleep) love this! - Oh, (bleep)!
- Celebrity Death Match. - Oh, yeah!
- (bleep) yeah.
- Is that Paris Hilton?
- That looks like Paris Hilton
and Nicole Richie. - Oh, oh my--
- Come on, that looks like me.
Don't do that.
(crowd roars)
(imitates roar)
- This is really quite disturbing.
- Oh my god!
A tooth came out!
- I took Tinker Bell.
- She what?
- Took Tinker Bell.
- What, the dog? - Oh, my.
- Why are they wrecking each other?
Cat fight!
- Trying to leave early, huh?
That figures!
You could never party as hard as I could.
- You could never party as hard as I could.
- Okay, I would really like to see
Paris Hilton get to this level of crazy,
but I don't think she has it in her.
- Oh (bleep). - Oh, my.
Damn. - Little flamethrower perfume.
- That's hot.
- That's hot?
I'm dying.
(screams)
- That's hot!
That's very, very hot!
- You're good, girl, blow it out.
- She's literally dying right now.
And the girl is just running.
- No blow it out!
- And now she's taking it all off.
- Does he have boobs?
- Why does he have boobs?
- He has boobs it's crazy.
Love it.
- Pain unbearable.
But at least my feet will be smaller.
- No she did not deserve that.
- I think she's like actually dead.
- I have no words.
- That's quite disturbing actually.
(intense music)
- [Referee] There's the bell and we're underway.
- I miss Celebrity Deathmatch.
I wish I was a little claymation figure
and had one of these.
- Celebrity Deathmatch was one of my favorite shows
of all time growing up.
- I think we actually need a movie with the Rock
and Chris Rock.
- [Narrator] Get an MTV movie award.
- [Referee] You kiddin'?
Those things come in a box of cereal.
- He farted on his face!
- That's my special move.
- That's disgusting.
Now I'm done, I'm done.
- Oh (bleep).
- This next one will cost you an arm and a leg.
- It's gory claymation,
what is there not to love about this?
- Oh!
- I forgot how aggressive this was.
- The terrible puns mixed with the Claymation gore
makes for TV gold.
- Brutal.
- Chris Rock, baby.
- That made me sweaty.
- Alright let's get it on.
- Go ahead Nick I see you with Wildin' Out hat on reppin'.
- I think not let's see how you handle my nightstick.
- Time to roll bounce.
- What!
- Time to roll bounce.
- Skate on him, Nick.
- What in the hell.
Oh my god, no!
- Oh this is graphic.
Someone need to call this fight.
- This is pretty brutal stuff.
- How is your stripping butt naked gonna kill me?
- Wait for it.
- Nick tag cast in we got you back boss.
- Yo paparazzi just killed Nick Cannon.
'Cause he not used to gettin' pictures taken of him.
That's crazy.
- This is savage.
- I'm not likin' this how he just burnt Nick.
Like literally and physically.
- Oh my god they really went there.
- And the winner is Wilmer Valderrama.
- They made Wilmer win?
I'm gonna go with the Wildin' Out cast,
you can't beat us.
We will not be beaten.
We will cheat our way to a win.
I didn't like that.
- Who would I like to fight in Celeb Deathmatch?
Oh god, I know some people.
- I think it would be really funny
if Paris and I fought Claymation style in a boxing ring.
Maybe I could like rip her ponytail out,
she could like shave my head or something.
- I wanna fight Beyonce.
- I'll say my girl, Jojo Sewa.
She's younger than me so I just feel
like I could take her out.
But also she's pretty scary.
She's a very serious person, so.
- Who do I wanna fight?
Brendon Urie just because if I could be associated
with him in anyway,
it would be him killing me in Celebrity Deathmatch.
(orchestral music)