- Okay, guys.
The new coworker starts today.
I gotta warn you, she's got really long hair.
I mean, like, scary long.
- Uh-oh! - Uh-oh!
- Oh, brother!
Hide!
(relieved panting)
(sleazy music)
- And then we just kiss.
- Grant, no.
It doesn't even make sense for us to kiss.
- I'm subverting the genre.
That's why it's funny.
(laughs)
- This seems like another pitch
that's just an excuse to make out wit us.
- No, no, HR talked to me.
I'm over that.
No, this is just a silly idea.
- Okay, well, what else you got?
- Okay, this one is a parody of an old Western movie.
Help, help!
Oh, won't somebody help?
(nefarious laughter)
- No one can save you!
Now, let's have a final kiss
before your demise!
- No! (sleazy music)
- God damn it, Grant, that's the same thing!
- And the villain and the dame
don't even kiss in those movies.
- I'm subverting the genre,
that's why it's funny.
- Oh, yes, I like that!
- Don't encourage him!
- I think it's funny!
- Grant, do you have any ideas
that don't involve kissing?
- Okay.
This is a topical sketch, I'm not even in it.
- Perfect, awesome. - That's great.
- Kellyanne, the failing New York Times
is attacking me again.
It's sad!
- I blame Hilary Clinton.
- You're right.
- What do you think, Grant O'Brien?
- You're so smart.
(sleazy music)
- [Mike] Move on her like a bitch.
- I do have a cameo.
- No.
- Fine.
Here's one where it's impossible for me to kiss.
- Man, how are you gonna eat lunch without a mouth?
(mouthless mumbles)
(magical twinkling)
- As a reward for your charity work
and handsomeness, I grant you two mouths.
- Good pitch, Katie!
- Yes!
(sleazy music)
(smooching)
- That doesn't even make sense!
- Fine.
How about--
- I'm just not that hungry.
- Come on, please?
It'll mean a lot of me if you
tried a slice.
- Grant, we made that years ago.
- Yes, but this time--
- Whether you like it or not
is actually what I'm most curious about.
- [Bearded Man] Right, of course.
I know. (sleazy music)
- Grant, these are all terrible ideas,
and you're wasting our time.
- So we'll make the same, lame
observational stuff we always do, is that what you want?
Nothing exciting, nothing daring, no risks,
just a bunch of boring clickbait.
Whatever.
- Okay, well, except for that,
pretty good meeting, guys.
- Yeah.
Shall we... - Shall we?
(smooching)
- Hey, it's Grant, from CollegeHumor.
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Sorry, guys, it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
'Cause I can, like, see the top of the camera,
so it's,
is this better?
Alright, it feels worse.
Okay, thanks for watching!