Hi, Chloe!
Hi!
It's so nice to meet you.
I understand, I learned today in the meeting
that you were almost on the show.
Yes.
What happened?
You were a bird caller.
Yeah, my high school had a bird-calling contest,
nationwide, but only our high school.
We competed against each other, and then would
go on to Letterman, and then I peaked too early.
So I did Letterman, but then the next year, they went to you.
Oh, no.
And I was devastated.
Darn it.
So it's nationwide, and it's just the high school?
Just the high school?
OK.
And what kind of bird calls did you do,
and what do you still do?
We did the peafowl.
Let me hear that.
(VOCALIZING)
Yeah.
Do you speak bird?
(VOCALIZING)
There you go.
A peacock sounds like (VOCALIZING).
That's what they sound like.
Yeah.
I think the peafowl is a peacock, but like, fancy?
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, peacocks can't get much fancier than they are.
What is it?
We need to see the difference between a peafowl
and a peacock.
Someone get on that right away.
Yeah.
Who is the first-- the Drew Barrymore is hilarious,
but who's the first celebrity impression you did?
I honestly think it was Drew.
And then quickly, Winona Ryder?
Like, "oh, I, oh, I", you know.
See, I can't do any impressions at all.
I'm so impressed by that, because you just like embody,
all of a sudden, in the mouth.
You can do it.
No, I can't.
Yes, you can.
No, I seriously can't.
You're doing it.
It just sounds like I have a speech impediment.
I can't.
And you went to the Met Ball.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a big deal.
I guess.
Yeah, no, to get invited to the Met Gala, huge, yeah.
Look at you in your beautiful dress.
And who was that?
Who dressed you?
Tory Burch.
Uh-huh?
Yeah.
I got bored in the pandemic, as we all did,
and did a photo shoot and put her clothing on,
and then that led to the Met.
Wow.
And did you stress over--
because don't most people do outrageous things?
Yeah, I was.
I knew I don't have the talent of Zendaya, you know?
Like, I'm not going to show up like that.
And I kind of got married, in a way, to the Met.
My sister was saying I was getting married to my career.
It was the wedding of my career.
No, but it's a big thing.
It's helpful to your career.
You see a lot of people there.
Who did you see there that you were excited to see?
Oh, who did I not see?
I mean, I didn't realize it was Kim Kardashian in the--
I don't even know.
What do you call that look?
It may not have been.
We don't know if it was her.
But I looked over and I saw her eating,
and I was like, I didn't know she came to the party.
And her makeup was perfect.
With that thing coming off?
I don't know how she did it.
Like, I think she's a magician.
Because yeah, I look over, and it's like she's snatched,
she's highlighted and perfect.
Snatch?
Snatched, like--
Is that a thing?
Yeah, if you're snatched, to be snatched.
I just learned that today.
And you snap.
I can snap and say "snatched".
So, hey, is Julianne still here?
Because I want her to hear this, if you're going to-- can
you do a Julianne?
I want to know what the Julianne impression is.
Yeah, I was listening, and I was like, what got cut?
So much was cut on SNL, you kind of blink and--
No, I understand.
Yeah, I--
Wait, is she here?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, hello.
Hi.
Hello, love.
Have a seat, yes.
All right, yeah.
Yeah, I'll do this in front of you.
OK.
Meeting you for the first time.
I do a thing, is this Julianne Moore laughing or crying?
(LAUGH-CRYING)
You did really good.
Yeah, let's do it together.
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
Yeah, do it together.
Here we go.
(LAUGH-CRYING)
You're so good.