- Eleanor, Chidi, I would like you to meet
Tahani and Jianu, they are soulmates
and your next door neighbors.
- Hello, can I just say I love your house,
it's just so tiny and cute,
it's like a little child's plaything
like for a family of mice
or for a very fancy little dog.
I love it, it's just so sweet and teensy,
just like you, boop! - Ooh!
- Ooh! - You booped me.
- I did.
- That's fun.
- Say no more, I'm on the case.
- Really, are you like certified or whatever?
- Well, not yet, but it won't be long, right, Shawn?
- I've been waiting for you.
- Jianu?
You talk now?
(light melodic music)
- It looks good, not a girl.
Chidi, wait up!
- Well, Glenn, we just wanted to make sure you were alright.
- Tahani, you're too sweet. - Oh.
- Isn't she just the nicest person?
- Hm-mm, that is what a lot of people are saying.
- Oh, everyone I know is saying that.
- Yeah, it's just a big neighborhood
full of enormous mansions and people who love Tahani.
- Glenn, Didi, this is your new intern, Tahani.
- Tahani, this is so neat,
I haven't seen you since I was exploded into goo.
I didn't get any me on you, did I?
- You did, but it's all goo under the bridge.
- [Eleanor] Hurry up!
- I'm here to rule on the fate of fake Eleanor Shellstrop.
- Yes, yes, I think we have a rock solid case
for fake Eleanor, I truly believe she's a good person.
- Are you sure?
Because I believe she's stealing my train.
- I'm sorry, Michael!
Sorry, everyone.
- Oh, I think you'll find
that Tahani will be certified very soon.
Did that sound evil?
I didn't mean it to, I was sincere.
Force of habit, I do think you'll find
that Tahani will be certified ve, hm, shut up, Glenn!
- Hi there. - Hello!
- Janet, who's that man?
- This is my new rebound boyfriend, Derek.
I made him!
- (laughing) Hi, I'm Derek, you must be Mich, oh!
Okay, that makes more sense, you must be Michael.
- Hey, Derek.
- Yes, Mindy, what can Derek do for you?
- Eleanor and I are gonna talk for a bit,
so go into your nethersphere.
- That's Derek?
- Mindy has rebooted Derek more than 151 million times,
Derek is now both a singular point in space
and yet Derek also contains space itself,
the nexus of Derek is without dimension,
the moment Derek's creation
and the eventual heat death of the universe
are now inexorably the same.
- Oh, you are so annoying.
(whooshing)
- What are you guys looking at?
(all shrieking in surprise)
Hi, I'm the Judge, that's a burrito.
What's up, guys?
Ooh, now that is tempting, 'cause y'all are annoying.
I mean, you did save the universe and all,
but your tone, it's your tone.
- I know.
- [Michael] Chidi, come on in.
- Eleanor, I'm Chidi Anagonye
and you are my soulmate.
- [Eleanor] Cool, bring it in, man!
- [Michael] Now excuse me, I have other people to attend to.
- I'm ready.
(light melancholic music)
(birds twittering)
(sighing)
- I'm Michael, how are you today?
- I'm great, thanks for asking.
Oh, one question,
where am I, who are you and what's going on?
- We'll ask Janet, hey, Janet.
- Hi there. - Oh!
- How can I help you? - What the fork, who are you?
- I'm Janet, I'm the informational assistant
here in The Good Place.
- She's like this walking database,
you can ask her about the creation of the universe
or history or-- - Oh,
there was a guy who lived in Avondale, Arizona around 2002,
his name was Kevin Peltonic, is he gay?
- No.
- Really?
Huh.
- I hate to see you walk through the final door
at the edge of existence, but I love to watch you leave.
- There we go.
(light melodic music)
(door opening)
- Eleanor, come on in.
I'll say this to you, my friend
with all the love in my heart
and all the wisdom of the universe,
take it sleazy.
(light melodic music)
- Alright.
(door closing)