- I have not talked about this yet,
but, uh, we have a new puppy.
all: Aww.
- Portia and I, uh, got a puppy,
and his name is Kid, so now we have a kid.
[laughter]
all: Aww.
- Yup, I mean, he is absolutely adorable.
He's nine weeks old, and, uh, cute as can be.
But I'll tell you what's not cute...
is, uh, to wake up at 11:00 and 1:00 and 3:00 and 5:00.
[laughter]
And then 5:00 is when he's up, up.
[swooning]
- That's Wolf. He's, uh--
you can't tell how-- he's tiny.
Wolf is not that big and-- but our other two
Augie and Wolf are doing great with him.
They're really, uh, teaching him a lot,
but he is so--oh, God-- he's got so much energy.
So I'm just warning you right now
when you have--well, when Allison has that baby--
when you're-- you're gonna be so tired.
- She's gonna be very tired, right?
[laughter]
- It gives--it makes-- it really makes me appreciate
what it's like to be a mother.
because, like, I'm trying to hold a puppy
while I'm trying to make coffee, and I can't--
I can't do anything. I can't--
he doesn't let me do anything
'cause he's-- and--and he's--
and I named him Kid 'cause I-I just--
you know, people-- there's been rumors forever
When are you and Portia gonna have a kid?
And so now I can say we have a Kid.
[laughter]
So it can just stop.