- Chips Ahoy Matey,
today we be in search of international cookies!
- Let's talk about that.
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All right with the current state of affairs,
international travel's not really on the dock yet,
and yeah, that's a downer, but hey,
that doesn't mean that we can't travel in our minds
and it doesn't mean that we can't enjoy cookies
from around the world,
and it doesn't mean that I can't throw darts
in Chase's general vicinity.
- I hope it does.
- (laughs) Today we're gonna indulge in some dart throwing,
mind traveling, cookie consumption,
and we're gonna find out,
can we tell where a cookie is from just by tasting it?
It's time for,
(both talking at the same time)
"Where in the world do these
international cookies come from?
- Today we're gonna be trying cookies
that are created, sold, and enjoyed by a specific country,
somewhere in the world because
that's where the countries that we know of are at.
- In the world.
- And their at the world.
- We're throwing it at the world.
- I'm throwing it at the world.
- But we're in the world.
- They're in the world,
we're gonna throw our darts and then as usual,
Chase the cookie baker cartographer
will measure how far our darts are from the right answer.
- And now the crew has had quite a lot of time
to think during quarantine,
they thought so much that they decided
to change this game up a little bit.
And this time, this time only in the world,
there will be two cookies from one country in the world,
and its always whoever gets the least amount
of distance from the total countries that they in wins.
I won last time,
Link, you get to go first and you also get a cheat,
we'll call it a fart,
you get to throw four darts at once.
- All right, we're going back to basic fart,
the loser of the game must wear
chocolate chip nip clips
for 10 full seconds in good mythical more.
Let's see our first cookie.
(upbeat music)
Oh, fluffy looking cracker cookie.
- [Rhett] It's so cute.
- [Link] You know, I've seen towels with tassels
and then these little things on the end.
- Towels with tassels?
- Yeah, tassel towels.
- Do you call that a bon-bon?
- Yeah.
(everyone laughing)
- Chase said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah".
- "Yeah".
(both laughing)
- Strawberry and vanilla, where's the chocolate?
- Okay, Link, I said you get to go first cause you--
- I did great.
- Lost but it's wrong, I get to go first.
- I want you to go first cause I guess maybe it's (murmurs).
- Right, I forgot.
I can't say I would wanna eat more of it.
- It's kinda, if it had chocolate,
it would be like a smore because it's marshmallows
and some sort of, it's more of a short bread cookie.
- Where would they do this
little checkerboard mini bon-bon fun little cookie?
- [Link] Go for Sweden the whole time.
- When I have no clue and I've nothing to go,
this doesn't, it doesn't feel, I gotta,
I'm not feeling drawn to any place in the world
because of this, so I kinda feel like Italy,
Sweden is just as a good of a guess as any of them,
so I'm gonna go with Sweden just because you said too.
(dart hitting the board)
- Oh, a little bit low.
- Now, the one thing I did not mention
but I picked up on immediately
is that there are coconut shavings all over the top of this.
Now where in the world do you combine
coconut and marshmallow?
No where but India my friend, no where but India.
(dart hitting the board)
Whoops, a little weak, I gotta - Yeah.
- I gotta work on my arm, okay stevy.
- Haven't been throwing darts nicely.
- [Link] Please tell me this is south African.
- [Female] You guys just hit Gamesa's Arcoiris cookies
which are sweet cookies,
toped with coconut coated marshmallows,
of course you know that Arcoiris is Spanish for rainbow,
which makes sense because these cookies are from Mexico.
- Oh my goodness, look at this!
- That's quite a package.
- We have the whole package.
- It looks like a cereal box, but it's not, it's cookies.
- [Link] You're just a little bit closer,
but we are both really far off.
- All right, Rhett had 39, Link had 51.
- Oh wow, sorry Link.
- Lucky.
(upbeat music)
- Oh.
- Little mushrooms.
- Now when I first saw this,
I thought it was one of those gimmicky things
for like, bridal showers, where they're like,
let's make everything into wieners.
(everyone laughs)
- In a world this big with this many people,
there is a man out there with a penis
that looks just like this.
(people laughing)
- Are you, are you confessing something right now?
Is that, and that man is me.
These taste good.
- Well, I like these man.
- So there's, it's like a peanut butter cup
without the peanut butter stuck on the end of bagel bite?
- I like it, I have a guess, step aside.
- You know what?
I'm gonna take a risk, just throw right--
- Right
- Right over my left ear.
- You think your glasses would stop it
or would it break it going in your eye.
- It won't break my eye glasses.
- Let's find out.
- Glasses!
- Okay now, I've been to a part of town
that they call a little Tokyo, in little Tokyo,
they have these stores that have packages
of little cookies and stuff like this
that often look, and taste like this.
- Yeah
- So I'm aiming for - you're right.
- Japan because Tokyo is in Japan
and when I say I don't have to say
what people who've already commented that.
(dart hitting the board)
- Oh, you got angry and you channel that
into an accurate throw.
(everyone laughing)
- I believe that your exactly right.
- What about Canada?
- But I'm thinking that I can get closer to japan than you,
and you know what?
I'm even gonna be fair, I'm gonna come back a little bit.
(dart hitting the board)
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, a clap for myself.
(both laughing)
- I saw that.
- Is this South Korea?
- [Female] You just hit Orin Chaco boys,
cookie sticks topped with a milk chocolate dom,
a shape reminiscent of the titular mascot Chaco boy,
you can grab a box of these little guys in, South Korea.
- [Rhett] Oh, oh. - [Link] Hey, yes.
Look at those, that's Chaco boy right, it's his hair.
- Oh Chaco boy--
- He's got a...
- He did it again, he wore a chocolate hat.
- Chocolate bowl cut.
- [Rhett] Hey, so we're both pretty close,
we're a little bit closer.
- Yeah, Rhett had six and Link had two.
- Wow, look at that.
(beat sound)
- Now I'm making up a lot of ground here.
(upbeat music)
- Look at this, it's like a, this is a bugle.
- No, this is a very disappointing ice cream cone,
I mean, if I ordered ice cream cone and I got this,
I would be a bit disappointed now.
Is there even, oh, there is chocolate all the way down.
- Chocolate all the way down.
- Now that, so they worked that out, that's nice.
Very airy, lots of air pumped in this thing.
- The chocolate doesn't have - [Link] Very light.
- A strong flavor, can you blow the chocolate out?
(blowing the chocolate up)
No, you can't. - No, I can't,
- You can't, you can't blow the chocolate out, okay.
I don't know, there's something elegant about this
and when I think fancy,
and I think delicate and I think light, I think Italy.
- I need you to be wrong and then I need to be right.
(dart hitting the board)
- [Rhett] Ugh!
- All right, you're going closer to Sweden
which you could be right but I gotta try to pull the head
and Brazil is calling to me, I mean they got--
- What is it saying?
- They've got these airy gimmicky candies
all around the world, I mean, this could also be Mexico,
I'm gonna hedge my bets with the Atlantic,
but my guess is Brazil.
- Uh-hum, hello, testing, one, two, three.
(dart hitting the board)
(everyone laughing)
- [Link] Shoot it!
- [Rhett] I hope it's Canada for you.
- Man, I should've, I'm outta practice.
- Wow, that was.
- I'm rusty!
- I'm surprised that it stayed on the board.
- It was, I know it, as the dart was flying over,
it was kinda doing this.
- It was also (murmurs) from behind.
I need a Rhett cam, can we, can I have a go pro helmet?
- It's like a bird learning to fly.
- It was like (imitating Link)
- [Female] The cookies you just tried
are happy bing bing ice cream cones,
soft crunchy wafer cones with rich chocolate filling--
- Bing bing!
- [Female] With cookies so nice,
we had to feature them twice!
These little guys are available
for your chomping pleasure in a country of South Korea!
- [Rhett] Oh, Link, Oh, not--
- [Link] Dang it!
- [Rhett] Not Canada.
- Look at that bing bing y'all.
- Uh-huh!
- Happy cone snack.
- All right, Rhett had 31 and Link had 62.
- Oh, (smacks the table)
- That's twice as mini.
- Feel better now.
(upbeat music)
- A little hungry hungry hippo?
- Yeah, its a hippo coming out
of like a chocolate and vanilla pond.
- I'm gonna bite this now.
- I'ma bite, I think that's it's neck.
- Oh, there's surprise inside!
- Oh, look at that.
Oh and it's really soft.
- Oh it tastes like - Hazelnut
- Hazelnut, yes!
- Uh-huh!
- Hazelnut.
- I'm hazelnut going first cause I'm still losing!
- No, the guy whose losing goes second.
- I thought that's what I said.
(everyone laughing)
- Where is this?
- I would've thought that this would have been
maybe from Japan because it's got that fun,
like it's made into a thing, like an animal you know,
it's personified but the hazelnut
is drawing my eye away from Japan.
It's drawing it into the forest of Sweden.
- Yeah, go for Sweden.
(dart hitting the board)
(everyone shouting)
- Hey that, that's my new technique, you had to say Sweden!
You have to say the name of country before you throw at it.
- I don't care that you almost hit Sweden
because you hit the wrong answer and this is my opportunity.
This has got Australia written all over it,
ain't no hippos in Australia,
aint never been a hippo in Australia.
- No, there's probably a zoo.
(people laughing)
- There are no zoos in Australia.
(Rhett laughing)
- Okay, all right.
- [Link] Sweden.
(dart hitting the board)
(everyone laughing)
- Oh gosh, oh my gosh,
I, you gotta get me a go pro--
- I mean, even if
- I'm telling you, the way it looks from behind is,
oh, look, it needs two tries.
(dart hitting the board)
- Well, look at that.
- Oh, dang it!
See, I need two in a row.
- Sweden!
- You said the wrong country, that was your problem.
- [Female] Okay guys, you just had kinder brand happy hippos
baked in adorable hippo shapes,
these crispy cookies are filled with luscious milk
and coco cream and the bottom of each hippo
is dipped in a frosting and meringue mixture.
- Antarctica?
- [Female] The hippos are notoriously aggressive killers
and some of them are in zoos in Australia,
these friendlier versions were made in Italy.
- [Link] Oh, Italy is pretty close to Sweden.
Now this is a good
coco cream biscuits snack y'all, happy hippo.
- All right Rhett, you had 10 and Link you had 53.
(everyone laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Hey, Link, you're down by 82 centimeters.
- And 82 centimeters according to our map
is the distance between the label for Canada
and the label for Australia.
- So, like basically the whole world,
now, here's the thing, you get to cheat,
you get to throw the fart which is four darts
and here's my offer to you. (bell rings)
First of all, this last round is
from a country that's not on the map,
it is on the map but it's not marked on the map.
If you happened to hit it with one of your farts,
you win the whole thing.
- Even if you also hit it?
- I mean, I can't give it to you but what are the chances?
(people laughing)
What are the chances that I hit it and you hit it?
I mean--
- [Link] This has got some caramel in it, man.
- [Rhett] It's like a sun flower.
- Oh, it's lemony, isn't it?
- It is.
- [Link] Lemon and chocolate, that's weird.
- [Rhett] It is an odd taste.
- I don't like that one but those hippos, line them up
cause I'm gonna be knocking those down the rest of the day.
- [Rhett] I mean, I have no idea,
I might as well just aim for the largest country, Russia.
- [Link] Oh, and it hit China. - [Rhett] China.
- I'll shoot, so I got these four darts,
so I gotta spread these things out,
I've gotta answer multiple countries with these things.
- Yeah, answer the call and don't hit the ocean.
- Lemons and chocolate, that's just strange!
- [Link] I think this is a middle eastern treat.
- Yeah, stretch a little bit.
- Here we go, Sweden!
(dart hitting the board)
(everyone laughing)
- [Rhett] You also hit China.
- [Link] It went kinda low.
- [Rhett] And you hit the ocean.
- Nothing, none of my darts--
- The ocean and China.
- Hit any country.
- So hold on, let me just tell you right now,
you can't win because you did the only thing
that will cause you to not win, you hit the ocean
and then the answer that I've already guessed.
- Yeah, I'm a professional loser.
(everyone laughing)
- I mean--
- You have perfected the art of losing,
can we put that on a t-shirt?
I have perfected the art of losing.
- And then will you gonna make me wear it?
- Yes!
(everyone laughing)
- [Female] Okay guys, you just hit
Eti Chin orange jelly biscuit cookies,
so they are orange not lemon.
- Oh really?
- [Female] The official website describes them
as a joyful product with its special orange pulp
and coco granules on a special mold.
These joyful cookies are from Turkey.
(Link and Rhett shouting)
- When you said middle east,
I was almost like aim for Turkey.
- Yeah, like that.
- I was like, hey, dang Link!
- Rhett had 18 and Link had 17.
- Oh hey, and you know what?
You won the last round, (soft beat)
Look at that, look at it that way, but you still lost.
(Rhett laughs)
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