- Mr. Bean is an absolute cult classic,
whether you're talking about the movie,
the sitcom, even the animation series.
Well, today I'm gonna be taking a look at all of them
so we can have a laugh and learn something in the process.
Are you ready?
(squeaking)
Or should I say, (grunting)?
(Mr. Bean grunting)
- Sir, it's urgent,
we have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding.
(sighing)
- Okay.
- Stethoscope down,
I wanna know how they got a ruptured kidney.
Kidneys, generally just don't self combust.
(kidney exploding)
So I need to know why this kidney ruptured.
- At last, Dr Bean.
- Hello Dr, got a 45 year old male.
Blood type B negative,
brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago.
- He's got a penetrating injury to the left chest.
- All right, no, no.
No.
My man needs to scrub in before he goes
to the operating room.
There's a very strict way how this happens.
First, you put on your surgeon's cap, you put on your mask
then you start washing your hands and you do a very
thorough scrub process where you disinfect
and make sure you're sterile up until your elbows.
Once you're sterile, you walk into the room
making sure you're not making contact with anything.
They then have the sterile gown for you, which you
insert your hands through quite gently.
Then they have their sterile gloves
and all this is a process that must be followed
to a T to make sure
that you don't cross contaminate the sterile environment.
So no, they don't just dress you and you run
into the operating room, like, all right,
I'm gonna save the world.
(machine beeping)
(laughing)
Now I know where that meme comes from, number one.
Number two, you don't touch your mask
when you're in the OR.
That's not part of the sterile field.
If you touch it, you then have to disinfect,
throw everything off and restart the whole process again.
Not sterile M&Ms.
(laughing)
What is it?
What was that?
- [Sam] I think it's a bullet.
- Oh.
Oh, don't eat it.
Oh no!
Because that is an M&M
and M&M is made of chocolate and the body is warm.
When it fell into the body cavity,
it would automatically melt a little bit
of the sugar off and that sugar will then remain
in the body and serve as a breeding ground for bacteria
and sepsis for the patient once they close them up.
So that is actually a really, really big problem.
You should be irrigating that with some saline water, stat.
- It's crashing on us.
- What's his pulse, 38?
That's no bueno.
That means he's crashing.
- His heart rate is dropping, we're gonna lose him.
- The suture car behind Mr. Bean there is quite accurate.
We do have a lot of different types of suture
for varying utilities
depending on what kind of procedure you're doing.
- Sorry, sir, we're losing him.
I've got to get in there now.
Dr, you can't just--
It's too dangerous!
(laughing)
(machine beeping)
(metal clinging)
Incredible.
- By removing the bullet,
you did not save the patient's life.
Imagine, someone got shot, it tore a hole in their arteries
and their organs.
And by taking out that bullet,
you have not solved the problem of the fact
that the patient is bleeding internally.
So no, Mr. Bean didn't just save him by going.
- Any kind of damage
to the brain is a very sensitive thing to observe.
So maybe we should just step outside
and give the doctor a little room to work.
- The first nurse said we shouldn't think of it as a coma
but more like a deep sleep.
- [Nurse] Yeah, that's sort of true.
- Jennifer.
- He talks.
- Wakey-wakey, breakfast's ready.
Jennifer.
Ba!
- Still in his bloody scrubs.
- Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up!
- Defibrillators are not there for you to play with
or to wake patients up.
They're meant literally to restart your heart.
And when I say restart, it doesn't mean
that if your heart is flat-lining, these help it restart.
What it does is it actually stops the heart
and allows it to restart on its own.
So it's almost
like interrupting the natural rhythm of the heart.
The reason we do the defibrillation is
in certain instances, if a patient has an irregular rhythm
to the point where it's a useless rhythm,
or it's going too fast, we can then control it
by doing one of these very controlled shocks,
depending on the rhythm that we see on the monitor.
And Mr. Bean do not use a defibrillator to wake people up.
(light tense music)
(buzzing)
(screaming)
He didn't say clear.
(light music)
What is up with that doctor's feet?
Is he a genie?
And I don't know what that is in the foot of his bed.
If that's his EKG
my man's having a heart attack and we need to call--
We need to call somebody.
We need to call a cardiologist.
'Cause that's not normal.
- [Nurse] Let's take your temperature.
In we go.
- He's gonna give himself a fever.
- Right, you ready?
Oh!
- This is malingering at its finest,
where he's trying to pretend he's ill
in order to get care from somebody else.
There's actually individuals where there's
Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
When you have an individual
who is keeping their family members sick
so they're reliant on them.
I'm gonna link some resources down below
just 'cause I think it's a really interesting read.
(upbeat music)
(screaming)
(sighing)
I don't understand.
She checked his temperature.
He had a fever.
She's rushing him to x-ray.
Does you want to check if he has a pneumonia?
Maybe you want to listen to his lungs first.
(spooky music)
- Right.
- Oh no.
Is he gonna get an x-ray of his chest
that they're gonna see the teddy bear?
First of all, a teddy bear wouldn't show up like that.
Unless the Teddy bear was made out of like metal
but otherwise you wouldn't just see an outline of the bear.
(machine beeping)
- Scalpel.
- How about putting him to sleep?
Get a little anesthesiology action in there.
No, we don't sharpen our scalpels like we're going cooking.
(gasping)
(screaming)
Look at the signs in the background here:
poorly, to the right.
Healthy to the left,
cured to the right, restaurant to the right.
What is a poorly?
- Come back here!
Oh goodness me.
- Again signs, restaurant, chapel, bar, exit,
down, dead.
First of all, what hospital has a bar?
Actually, I think a Grey's Anatomy hospital
might have a bar.
I remember them like in the first episode,
right in between of doing a procedure and being post-call,
they were like, let's just go grab a drink at the bar.
And then they all come back to the hospital
like 10 minutes later.
Where is that bar?
Maybe it's in the hospital.
(gasping)
(wheels screeching)
There's gonna be some serious burns on his hand.
(screaming)
There's definitely an ICD-10 code.
The ICD-10 is the International Classification
of Diseases Manual 10.
And it's gotten so specific that if I have a patient come in
as a result of a fall, I can't just type in fall.
I mean I can,
but it's gonna give me all these sub definitions
of like fall on concrete, fall on curb,
fall in park, fall in gym, fall on grass, recently mode.
I'm not even joking.
I'm gonna try and find some weird ones
to pop up on screen here.
(sirens waling)
(audience laughing)
There's a good reason why all ambulances have a giant sign
on the back of them that say, keep at least 50 yards back
so they could actually open their back door
and allow the patient or help the patient,
escort the patient into the hospital.
Because a lot of times they're on a mobile bed.
In order for that bed to come out
you can't have a car parked directly behind it.
(audience laughing)
Why does he have a tea kettle?
(audience laughing)
Oh no, don't take her ticket.
That's so evil.
That's worse than licking the hospital floor.
The dirtiest part of your body are your fingers.
And everyone's touching that thing.
Here's another 90s, funny sit-com,
me reviewing medical scenes from Seinfeld.
And here's the truth about cracking your knuckles.
So I just did it,
but click here to find out what that truth is
and as always stay happy and healthy.
(light upbeat music)