*SMG4 Intro*
(Hi, I'm Shaymin, and I'll be narrating sound bytes today! :D)
Yummy, yummy yummy,
I got love in my tummy! :D
Peach: *giggle*
Oh, Mario...
Mario: Hm? *faux Italian gibberish*
Mamma mia!
*Skyrim*
*rawr*
Both: AH!
*third rawr*
Peach: Mario!
Help me! D:
Mario: Okie-dokie!
RUN, BITCH!
*yet another rawr* *princess screaming*
*and more screaming*
This is fine! :)
*humming*
Wait a minute...
WAIT A MINUTE!
OH SHIT! *echoes*
OOOF!
Ooooohohohohooo!
...yaaah-- Ha-ha! I gotcha!
WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Daaaaaaaayum!
Mario: MAMMA MIAAA!
Woooooooah!
Chainmail Armor Guy: What is that?!
What the FUCK is that?!
Mario: Nooo! D:
*altophobia*
Mario: WAAAAaaah...
*fading in* ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *crash*
Mario: Hel- Dovahkkin: Du- fff... What... What the fuck?!
Mario: Ooooohhh...
*wha-tsss boom*
*wavering cry* Mama-mia!
Mario: Hm...? *scream of pure terror*
Bartender: If you're looking for anything to sell for a fair price... *dragonshout* *pain*
*totally accurate East Asian accent* Please don't hurt meeee D:
Dovahkkin: Get out of here.
Hmm?
*more Skyrim*
Mamma mia! *more gibberish*
Mario: Shut the FUCK UP!
*gibberish again*
*urgency*
*warp pipe tic-tacs*
*ting*
Allllriiiightyyyyy...
Hmm... C'mon!
Oh... there you are.
*ting*
Mario: Oohoo! Hello!
Yahoo! Wahoo! YEAAAAH!
Helllloooooo~ Unf... *pure sexiness*
DAMN IT!
Nooo! Mama F-[bleep]er!
Notice me, senpai!
Please notice me senpai! PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI!
Dovahkkin: I'm sick of your SHIT!
Sweet merciful crap! *Wilhelm scream*
*chicken noises*
*groan* Fine!
Mamma mia!
Hey, stinky! *again, gibberish*
*chicken noise*
*gibberish* Hohoho!
Ooohoohoohoo!
Yoo-hoo! Hello!
*do a rick roll!*
*epic sax*
HEY, FUCKERS! I'm a-waiting for you!
*extended gibberish*
Ah- ah- aww, great!
Hm?
Noot noot!
*another groan* Fine! Mama-mia!
Noot noot! *mario groans*
GET OVER HERE! C'mon!
Noot noot!
Noot noot! How'bout NO?
*terror*
*Mr. Cockington clucking*
You must DIE!
*war cry*
FUS...
RO DAH!
*pain*
ded.
Wah!
Woooah!
*yet more Skyrim*
Yeah! Hahahaaa!
Thank you so much! :D
Hm... *gibberish*
*ding*
Yippee!
*gibberish* Oh, yeah!
Hohoho! *hums* Oh, yeah!
Oh... Okie dokie!
*gibberish* Let's a-go!
*World 1-1*
*toot* *labored breathing*
Mamma mia...
*C418*
Nooooooo! *thud*
*moan*
*thwack*
*dragging chains*
Mamma mia... the horror...
dununununu!
HEY!
dunununu
Dovahkkin: shhh...
Mario: Hm?
*aggressive undead*
Woah! *another dose of gibberish*
*Dovahkkin shushes again*
Ahahahahahaaa! Yippee!
*groan* *self-abuse*
*more terror*
Dovahkkin: FUS... RO--
Oh, wait, wait, wait! *gibberish* Ooohoohoo...
*rawr*
*this steak is rawr* *fear*
*boing!*
ded
Yeah! Hahahaaa!
I'm a-gonna get'chu!
*Sam screaming*
*ignition*
You'll never take me alive! *yelling*
*boom*
*clucking*
*nom nom nom*
Yahoo! Wahoo! YEAH!
Hm... *chuckle*
*gibberish*
Okie dokie! Yippee!
*ding*
Ooh! Money!
Hey, stinky!
Hmm...
Dafuq?
*cue YMCA*
*terror*
Ooooh noooo... Mama-mia...
I'm-a tired! (x4)
*Dovahkkin snoring*
*humming*
Ooooooh...
Oooooooooh...
*chuckle*
*what's up with this guy and gibberish?*
*Mr. Cockington? A thief? ABSURD!*
Hey! You son of a bitch!
*clucking* I'm a-gonna get'chu!
*yelling* *Dovahkiin groaning*
Mama f[bleep]er!
*yelp* Ooohoohoohoo!
*gibberish*
Dovahkkin: FUS.. RO DAH!
Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIII.. *fading out*
Ah, mamma mia.
HOO!
Hm?
Hmmm...
Hohh...
*more humming*
*discovery*
*spooky ghost laughter*
Woooooah!
*ignition*
Wooooooooooah!
*moar spoopy ghost laughter*
*cluck, oomph, shatter*
Hey! Oh, ya mama-mia. *fast gibberish*
Merchant: Select your vehicle!
*ding*
*another ding*
*final ding*
*goat scream*
*poot* Dovahkkin: Yaaahahahahahay!
Merchant: Abracadabra!
*shimmer*
Mario: Wah!
What're you doing?! What's going on here?!
Merchant: Thank you for coming! I'll see you in Hell!
MAMA!
*fear*
*boing*
*boing 2 electric boogaloo*
*crack*
*moan*
*rawr*
Peach: *more fear*
Ya! Yah! Wah! Puh! Oh! Yoo!
Mario: *Italian stereotype*
Awwww!
Woah! (x7)
*frustration*
*rawr*
*battle cry*
*boing*
Yahoo- *fwoosh*
*gibberish + stereotype*
*taunting rawr*
wow this is intense
*crash* *squeak*
Oooh, right in the scungillis...
*threatening rawr*
*fear*
*Brave Mr. Cockington*
*raaaawr*
*crash* *squeak*
NOOOOoooooo!
*gibberish stereotype*
*boom*
OH HEEEEELL NO!
*gibberish isn't really a stereotype it's just how he talks*
Hmm... Aaah! C'mon!
*whaboom* Oooh, very scary!
Oh, yeah!
*growl* *Michael Jackson impersonation*
*nom*
Yeah! Hahaha--
*record scratch*
*pain*
*bleh*
FUS RO DAH! *mario yelling*
*foom*
*rawr*
*growling*
*record scratch again*
*fading rawr*
Yippee! Hahaa! Wahoo!
*startled* Mama-mia...
Peach: Mario! *giggle*
Yahoo! Wahoo! YEAH! (He sure likes saying this, doesn't he?)
Peach: WHAT?
Oh, yes! That's a-so nice!
*Cockington clucks*
Wawawawawahoo! Wahoo!
Oh, you so good!
FUS RO DANCE!
Yeehahaa! Whoopee!
Theif: *battle cry*
Mario: Ah, God, my fucking knee!
That's my KNEE!
Holy butts, I'm done.
I swear this took three hours.
(Reviewed and edited by William Crew)
kbai <3