(crowd roaring)
♪ Look at those lips ♪
♪ And look at those feet ♪
♪ Which one's smaller ♪
♪ Your lips or your feet ♪ (crowd roaring)
[Announcer] She was the greatest star in the world.
(crowd roaring) I love you!
(hysterically laughing)
I'm your biggest fan! (dramatic music)
[Announcer] One of the biggest songwriters in history.
♪ You are so tiny ♪
♪ You got a chubby little body ♪
♪ And you've got a stinky fish mouth ♪
♪ I kiss you ♪
(lips smacking)
(melodramatic guitar music)
You're album's triple platinum.
You've got fourteen Grammys,
sold out world tour.
You're the only artist to perform
alongside her own hologram!
Tell me, how did this all start?
(sighing) It was a long time ago.
(melodramatic guitar music)
♪ I frame your nose with my hand ♪
♪ I squeeze your body ♪
♪ Let's not pretend ♪
♪ You're not made of meat ♪
♪ Wrinkly poof ♪
♪ Now shake that beef ♪
♪ Tiniest doggy in the world ♪
♪ Littlest doggy in the land ♪
♪ Your body is made of meat ♪
♪ And your lips are made of beef ♪
♪ A creature that is meaty ♪
♪ You do it with your neck beard ♪
♪ And shake it with your neck beard ♪
♪ And little paws ♪
♪ Cha-cha-Cha ♪
♪ And little paws ♪
♪ Cha-Cha-Cha ♪
♪ And cha-cha-cha ♪
You write that?
(dramatic music)
I think you've got what it takes.
Gee, I don't know, mister.
I'm just a waitress
who sings tiny songs to her tiny dog.
There's someone I'd like you to meet.
(slow guitar music)
Iliza, this is Buddy.
Oh, hi!
You think you could do one for him?
(dramatic music)
♪ You've got a thick paw ♪
(phone beeping)
♪ I know it's true ♪
♪ You've got flappy lips ♪
♪ And you know it's you ♪
♪ Now shake that thick body ♪
♪Shake that thick body ♪
(dramatic music)
You've gotta share this gift
(dramatic music)
With the world.
[Announcer] A true story
of a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
And all the dogs were there,
I mean the dogs were always there,
but I was--
Oh, Pan Pan likes you.
(groaning)
(sighing)
[Announcer] Full of love
and betrayal. - Iliza!
I wanna see my wife.
Sorry.
I'm her husband!
She's a fan right now.
A fan?
Yeah. (dramatic rock music)
Okay.
(dramatic rock music)
(crowd roaring) Thank you so much!
We love you, we love you!
[Announcer] Follow a star's meteoric rise.
I broke a nail! (women laughing)
(women laughing)
(paparazzi yelling) (camera's clicking)
(dramatic rushing)
[Announcer] And cosmic collapse.
(yelling)
(glass breaking)
(smacking)
[Announcer] With unpredictable twists.
(dramatic sirens)
Iliza!
(dramatic clashing)
Leave us alone.
I don't know who you are anymore!
♪ You've got feet ♪
Cats don't get songs!
♪ Cat feet high in the sky ♪
(sobbing) I can't be here!
You've gotta get back out there, kid.
(dramatic clashing)
There's dogs everywhere
who need to hear the nonsense you sing!
[Announcer] And an unbelievable comeback.
(crowd whistling)
(dramatic music)
Iliza, yes, it's me.
You can do this, I believe in you!
If I'm a tiny dog,
then you're a big person!
(crowd cheering)
(dramatic rushing)
[Announcer] The inspiring story
of one of the most iconic voices in music.
♪ All the tiny dogs ♪
♪ Dogs ♪
(crowd roaring)
Why does she need a band?
(dramatic music)