Please welcome our old friend, Andy Richter!
(audience applause) (upbeat music)
(audience cheering)
Ha, ha!
I told you you'd never last without me.
(laughter)
I said it was just a matter of time,
and I yanked you right off the air.
It meant the world to me that you would come by tonight.
Well...
Man, we had crazy experiences-
We sure did.
And I, quite seriously,
feel so proud to have been a part of this show.
And I'm so proud of you, for all you've accomplished.
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We had a lot of laughs.
We had a lot of laughs there, buddy.
We had a lot of laughs.
(laughter)
You know we, uh, I wanted to,
you know there's so many memories,
and we're just trying to figure just a few to show
from the past sixteen years.
And we thought, well, here's a bunch of memories
and you're a part of a bunch of these
and, well, what the hell, let's,
let's take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we?
All right.
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You don't ever want to touch a glass on the top because-
Never touch the top. Only the bottom
Well, people want to drink from there.
You don't want it touch it, because
they'll have to drink from it
and they don't want to touch your...
And you don't ever want it to like brush past your ass.
(laughter) That'd be bad.
Or like here, here's your drink. Oh!
(laughter)
I'm actually not hitting the bottles
You sort of...
Get it in there!
Like this.
Drink comin' up chopper
(laughter)
Yeah I'm actually, uh, really incredible.
My skills are really amazing.
(punching sounds)
(laughter)
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(laughter)
Now your radio show is very popular.
Tell us, what kind of things do you discuss on it?
Well, anything from work-related stress
to sexual dysfunction.
(laughter)
Okay well uh, I'm sorry about that.
Tell us about the sexual dysfunction.
You mean when the man's wiener doesn't
work in the lady right?
Right?
(laughter)
Ow!
Yolanda, I know that people who dress this way
always wind up in trouble. Please help me get my Andy back.
Andy, come on out.
(crowd cheering and booing)
Thanks again for helping us out.
Are you scared?
I'm a little nervous. I've never done anything like this.
Now, is he gonna be okay?
Oh you bet, that suit that he's wearing can withstand
10,000 pounds of bite pressure and
Ginger's trained not to go for the face.
Let's do this then.
What the...
Ginger no!
(gun shot)
(crowd laughing)
Your coffee Mr. O'Brien.
Oh thank you.
Hey, did you just make eye contact with me
you piece of crap?
(crowd laughing)
You're fired! Get out!
And get me another one before you leave!
(crowd laughing)
I can't hear the laughter anymore.
(crowd laughing and clapping)
I got to say your book tells quite a story.
And it's all true. The entire family was
trapped on an ice floe for four months.
Unbelievable.
What the...?
GINGER NO!
(gun shot)
(crowd laughing)
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You ever play pigeon right here? You all set?
All right, I'm all set.
All right, here we go.
(gun shot)
(crowd laughing and clapping)
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Conan led a happy childhood, with a
large family that provided constant companionship.
It was the summers at camp away from his family,
away from his beloved cat that were difficult for him.
Dear mommy camp is very lonely.
Some of the other kids tease me and call me stinky.
Two counselors held me down and shaved my head.
I cried myself to sleep.
Please send cookies. Love Conan.
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So many great moments it's been next to
impossible, the last couple of weeks just trying to figure
out what to show, but we have put together something else
from the last 16 years.
What do you say Andy, should we look at it?
There's if there's one thing I'm good at it's watching TV.
(laughter)
Enjoy these highlights right now.
More of them, huh? Come on.
Last night on Conan O'Brien.
You're a bastard.
Yes, I know.
(crowd laughing)
I want my money!
I spent it!
(crowd laughing)
What do you think?
You look damn good
Does anyone ever just wear it like this?
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Ah, ah Is this annoying you?
Look at the robot is actually checking me out right here.
Look at that.
(crowd laughing)
Studio 6A on the sixth floor of Rockefeller Plaza.
Starring Tony Award winner Liev Schreiber as Conan O'Brien.
(crowd laughing)
With Conan O'Brien as network executive Jake Tamblet.
You snuck into the room to see what the...
I sneaked into the room, snuck isn't a word Conan.
And you went to Harvard and you should know that.
(crowd laughing)
"Snuck past and past part of sneak"
(crowd cheering)
(Conan laughing)
Summer, Conan O'Brien and former secretary of labor
Robert Reich are
detective Conan O'Brien
and detective former secretary of labor Robert Reich.
Experience the action.
(crowd laughing)
Experience the drama.
NOOOOO!
I looked down at another man's penis and I went,
and I actually said to Shack, Conan
and I went, what is that?
(crowd laughing)
♪ Warmer than winds of June are the gentle lips ♪
♪ you gave me ♪
(crowd laughing)
Demonstration of it.
These are very funny looking.
I could do a very funny, physical bit with this,
but I won't cause I'm too classy.
I can walk, I can walk
No!
You butcher!
You butchered me!
It's a drinking game like you pass it...
But if you drop it...
If you drop it that...
That means we're kissing.
This is true, but hopefully you'll play well.
(crowd laughing)
Just in case,
Yeah
You never know. Okay you ready?
Yeah, so...
Good! That's it! Now you pass it to Andy.
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YES!
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You were smooth
I was smooth?
Smooth with the ladies.