>> ONE FINAL QUESTION, MR. MILLER, AND I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
A DIFFICULT EXPERIENCE TO RELIVE.
>> IT HAS. >> DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN
ANY WAY AT FAULT FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY, BEING EATEN? >> OF COURSE NOT.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I MISS THEM. >> ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT HE
MISSES THEM. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
>> YOUR WITNESS. >> THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT HE MISSES THEM, AND THAT MIGHT BE TRUE,
BUT THAT IS NOT WHY WE ARE HERE TODAY.
WE ARE HERE TO DETERMINE WHETHER MY CLIENT, JURASSIC PARK, THE
BEAUTIFUL ISLAND FULL OF REAL-LIFE DINOSAURS, IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF MR. MILLER'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY,
WHEN ALL THE DINOSAURS GOT OUT. AND I SAY NO.
>> WELL, I SAY YES. >> YOUR HONOR, PERMISSION TO
TREAT THE WITNESS AS HOSTILE? >> NO, MAN.
DEFINITELY NOT. >> SO, MR. MILLER, JURASSIC
WORLD SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY YOU MONEY, EVEN THOUGH YOU AGREED TO
WAIVE ALL RIGHTS TO SUE THE PARK?
>> WHAT? NO, I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT.
>> EXHIBIT "A," MR. MILLER, COULD YOU PLEASE READ THE
INDEMNIFICATION ON THE BACK OF YOUR VIP ALL-ACCESS RAPTORS
PASS. >> WELL, I CAN'T READ IT.
IT'S COVERED IN MY FRIEND, SCOTT'S, BLOOD.
>> WELL, THEN, MOVE YOUR FRIEND, SCOTT'S BLOOD AROUND WITH YOUR
FINGER, UNTIL YOU CAN READ IT. I MEAN, REALLY, CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS SYSTEM? >> GET OUT OF MY FACE.
>> IT SAYS JURASSIC WORLD IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR DAMAGED
ITEMS. >> LOST OR DAMAGED ITEMS.
LIKE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. >> WELL, I DON'T CONSIDER MY
FRIENDS AND FAMILY ITEMS. >> OH, BUT THE LAW DOES.
>> LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THE LAW DOES NOT.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET ME ASK YOU THIS, MR. MILLER,
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT JURASSIC PARK?
>> UH, NO, IT WAS THE SINGLE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
>> PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR.
THIS IS AN INSTAGRAM STORY POSTED BY MR. MILLER ON THE DATE
IN QUESTION. >> WHAT'S UP, INSTAGRAM.
WE'RE AT JURASSIC WORLD RIGHT NOW.
WHAT UP! >> WAIT, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. STOP.
SURE SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING FUN TO ME.
GOOD TIME, LIAR. >> REQUEST PERMISSION TO SHOW
THE REST OF THE VIDEO. >> YOUR HONOR, I DO NOT SEE WHY
THAT WOULD BE RELEVANT IN THIS CASE.
>> PERMISSION GRANTED. >> WHOO!
>> WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE?
I MEAN, REALLY. >> THAT'S HIM AND HIS FRIENDS
GETTING EATEN BY THE DINOSAUR. I'M SORRY, I KNOW I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO WEIGH IN, BUT THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
>> SPECIFICALLY, A T-REX GRABBED MY FRIEND RACHEL AND SWALLOWED
HER WITHOUT BITING LIKE YOU WOULD TAKE A TYLENOL.
>> OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. THE T-REX IS A GOOD GUY NOW.
IT IS CONSISTENTLY SAVING THE DAY.
SUSTAINED! >> COUNSELOR, YOU CAN'T SUSTAIN
YOUR OWN OBJECTION. CONTINUE, SIR.
>> YEAH, AFTER THAT, A FLYING DINOSAUR, THE LONG-NOSED LANDED
ON MY BROTHER AND HE ATE MY BROTHER'S FACE.
AND ONE OF THOSE BIG NEW GENETICALLY ENGINEERED ONES THAT
YOU GUYS MADE WITH LIKE THE GIANT CLAWS --
>> YEAH, THE CYCLOSAURUS, YES. >> YEAH, THAT GUY CAME IN AND HE
ATE THE DINOSAUR THAT ATE MY BROTHER.
>> HMM, "HE" ATE MY BROTHER. "THAT GUY" CAME IN.
AND YET, MR. MILLER, MAY I REMIND YOU AND THE COURT THAT
ALL DINOSAURS AT JURASSIC PARK ARE FEMALE.
YOUR HONOR, THE WITNESS HAS LIED UNDER OATH.
I DECLARE A MISTRIAL, BECAUSE MR. MILLER'S CREDIBILITY IS
EXTINCT. HA-HA!
THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED! >> WELL, THE COURT IS NOT
ADJOURNED, BECAUSE THIS WAS NOT A MISTRIAL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, YOU WILL NOW BEGIN
DELIBERATIONS TO REACH A VERDICT.
>> WE HAVE REACHED A VERDICT ALREADY.
WE ALL JUST KIND OF LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND NODDED.
WE FIND THE DEFENDANT, JURASSIC WORLD THEME PARK GUILTY OF
CHARGES. THEY GOT TO LEARN, THE DINOSAURS
ALWAYS GET OUT. >> THAT THEY DO!
THAT THEY DO. >> I SEE.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S LUNCH, THEN.
>> IS THIS A DINOSAUR EGG? >> WELL, YES.
YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY TO EAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]