class is in session
ding-dang everybody it's mean time Your
Meme professor is here let the class
begin it's the only cure for sadness you
can spend the night in a giant spud for
two hundred forty seven dollars a night
you could sleep inside a 6-ton potato in
Idaho the Idaho Potato Commission
created it to travel the country and
promote the vegetable before it was
transformed into an Airbnb rental that
sleeps too sadly the sport is made
mostly a plaster and steel nut sir well
come on it's not a real spud Dane it's a
fake it's a phony looks great on the
inside but unless you can smell that
fine starchy tuber smell it's not a real
potato okay it's just a an air B&B of
lies I mean quo the sequel to a great
meme spongebob left he said I am ahead
out and now he's back everybody
SpongeBob's back well done jack
depression me I really think the
therapists moving forward should just
talk in means therapist should just give
me Merapi and when you just walk into
the therapists office it's like it's me
time it's time for Mama no food Papa no
for my home entire and on that baby
throat eat your sports Jack Irish
culture a fit Oh give it to me give me
that is culture I love a party
any culture upon people I'm I know Siri
shut up
if all you under the Irish culture is an
accent and
ding-ding-ding top of mornin then yes I
am the most cultured Irish person there
is it's been a while since the goose was
in our lives since the goose came and
put that rake in the lake it's been a
couple of weeks but the goose memes are
stronger than ever there's so many
incredible goose memes out there and
we're gonna go through the best ones
here we go the best list of goose memes
on YouTube here brought to you by the
jacksepticeye variety channel the
different honks you have honk Munk chunk
Punk
lunk stonk donk sunk bunk and stronk
you're forgetting the most important one
of all of them which is honk honk honk
I'm goose Shawn to his crush peace was
never an option do you think on cold
winter nights her ankle still hurts and
she thinks the last was spark that's
really good there's so many game
crossovers I saw that there was way I
want to I want to show it somebody's
making an entire rezzie to goose my mr.
X is the goosies even wearing a little
hat he's not a little fedora my god I
cannot wait for that mod to come out
remind me when that mods out spammy
destroy my timeline zombie Alex can i
have mod please I give gift you want
tiny Jake you can have have for meme
lucky splits in half and everything
he's very bendy did you know a goose is
beak is comprised of four elements
hydrogen oxygen nitrogen and potassium
which means oh that's a good one that's
a science junk that's a science goose
right there big brain science I told you
I'm the mean professor welcome to class
everybody sit down in your chairs it's
time to cure that depression with memes
and jokes people mining their damn
business that damn goose he's always
there always lurking always ready to
honk
Game+ on goose Gabe put a like in this
video right now if you want to see more
goose Cape take bail it's so good I
illegitimate Lee love when I saw this
the first time I don't want to admit it
because this is kind of this kind of
cringe bro but I legitimately loled I
almost ruffled got that coast a little
bit of pee came out but excellent honk
honk I am goose na na
stinky small smooth brain but hyung
hyung cam goose that's good that's good
I like that one that's great honk honk
honk honk honk honk yo keV goose this
really is all the series ended up being
isn't it same hyung hyung AM goose it's
time to go was IA good goose no this is
really weird me and Felix said the same
thing at the same place ding ding ding
top of morning Jack would love this game
and then I immediately went ding ding
ding Jabba morning this is awesome this
game was made it coincided perfectly
with the Minecraft series cuz that was
all about bells and ding ding ding guys
I don't know if you knew this but I'm
very big brain I'm very good at coming
up with jokes I'm very good at making
just the top tier high quality YouTube
jokes it's all 100% family-friendly
content no not again bleep er swearing
nah putting on such a strong Irish
accent YouTube cat detects swear words
it is it does suck that you need to
censor out swearing now I remember back
in the day when I was recording YouTube
videos it was just such a stream of
consciousness just yelling and swearing
and just doing whatever you wanted
without having to really think about
what was going on and I you have to
think so hard about what to put into the
video it's just not a stream of
consciousness anymore there's so many
filters going on in my head where I'm
like dad that'll get D monetize I can't
do that I know you can't even bleep out
the swears because YouTube's algorithm
can detect the sensor sound so you have
to come up with more
creative ways of censoring it out like
doing this that sign won't stop me
because I can't read that's basically
what it is the goose knows the goose
knows how to read he just doesn't care
the goose is one of the higher forms of
beings on this planet
this goes for real geese as well not
just in the game they're very smart they
just don't care they'll come into your
house and they'll [ __ ] on your carpet
and they'll make a mess and then bite
your toes and go home and laugh about it
with their goose friends I feel I can be
watched
I am inevitable what the that's all we
needed to get rid of see no dr. strange
is there dr. change can you know make a
portal go through that come out
somewhere completely different on
Earth's the complete opposite side
flannels can't get the gauntlet then
kill his army but no no brain kicked in
you took everything for me um I really
think the goose is the only option we
have I think that all pop culture should
be remade and they should put a goose
into all of the remake infinity war
remake end game you've made enough money
off of it some of the rain games the
highest-grossing movie of all time I'm
sure you can afford to make it again I'm
gonna goose in there instead have the
goose save the day every video game
that's being made right now stop go back
put a goose into it goose for smash I
want goose stranding I want The Last of
Us parent goose from now on this channel
is going to be called goose septic guy I
don't make the rules that's just the way
reality is
No I'm surrounded by nothing but yes men
thanks for this image jack greatness
shall be made from it homework due at
11:59 p.m. me realizing it's 11:50 80
oh my gosh
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oh I was hoping to kick in and get
louder damn that's some talent see go
back remake undertale changed sands into
a goose I will suck my own father's
before I play an electric joke I did say
that that's not even like a meme that
well it is meme but I actually said that
well okay and here's what happened first
of all I suck my father's my parents
argue a lot lately and I was really down
but watching Jack playing the drums made
me super happy I know jack is probably
not gonna see this but I wanted to say
thank you Shawn for making me laugh but
no one else can and for always being
there for me haha her feelings gamers
don't have feelings this is really sweet
thank you very very much it really
honestly it does it warms my heart to
hear things like that because that's I
mean that's why you make videos that's
why you do anything that's why any of
you create memes that's why anybody on
the Internet
creates anything and puts anything out
into the world because you just want
people to short people to feel good you
want to entertain you want to you want
to connect with somebody out there so
thank you that that really means a lot
and thank you guys for the love and
support on that drum cover because I
don't know I've been building up playing
drums again for so long that by the time
I came around to record it again I was
like man I don't know if people don't
even care and then it went up and people
just loved it not only that but Avenged
themselves saw the drum cover and put it
up under community page and it it was
the coolest thing ever
loving the band so much made me want to
play the drums and then doing the cover
of the song and then haven't the band
recognize it and say that it was good
it's just that full circle thing 17 year
old me would have been losing his
goddamn mind even I was losing my mind
it's so cool it's the highest form of
flattery and compliment that you can get
for something like that so it it was
just really really nice so thank you
back to the floppiness all right knows
no soppy feel ease this is named uh oh
my god it's like we are brothers they
don't call me green PewDiePie for
nothing that's why that's why the
channel has so many subscribers is
because I look like Felix hi to
celebrate the fact that tickets to my
live show in November are you just
watching live calmly oh my god that's
beautiful oh that's so good oh man you
see you get one of these green screens
and you just start mimin bro oh my god
that's beautiful it's the beauty of
green screens man you never know what's
real you never know what's gonna come at
you I mean you all thought that this was
real for so long and completely
different oh you hear that you hear that
that's the bell to signify the end of
the video I know sad potato noises I
wanted to stay here flicking my banana
at you all day as well but you know what
they say the show must come to an end
they also say the show must go on but
that's not the case in this one pretend
that this is the like button
smash it