[music playing]
Hot Mess.
[music playing]
Hey, dudes. I'm Pressley Hosbach.
And I'm Nicolette Durazzo.
Today on Hot Mess, we're going out on the farm.
You've heard of farm to table But what about farm to the face?
We're gonna be asking each other personal questions
to see who gets the blue ribbon and who gets put out to pasture.
And as always,
whoever knows the less gets the mess.
[rooster crowing]
Sounds like it's time to get to work.
Yee-haw.
[music playing]
This first round is called the chuck it bucket.
Chuck it bucket.
Any answers we get wrong, we get
whatever's in those buckets, chucked at us.
- And we have eggs, - more eggs,
- and-- - milk.
I think.
Oh.
That is disgusting. It's like sour.
It's probably buttermilk.
- Yeah, that is gross. - Eww. I don't want that on me.
Okay, first question:
What kind of farm animal would Pressley be;
a cow because she's always chill,
a rabbit because you're always listening,
a horse 'cause you're fast on your feet,
or a rooster 'cause you're really loud?
Well, I feel like you're not very loud,
so I feel like it wouldn't be a rooster.
And you're a dancer so you're fast on your feet.
I think you might be a horse.
[buzzing and horse whinnying]
No.
Alright, well...
- No, I'm so scared. - ...here goes nothing.
Okay, be nice. Don't be mean.
I'm gonna try not-- Ah!
Oh my God.
Okay, stop milk from getting in my mouth. No. No.
[screaming]
[dolphins squeaking]
Pressley! It's so cold and it smells really bad.
[laughing]
Uh, I hate it.
I'm going to get you for this.
I'd like to see you try.
What farm language can Nicolette speak;
chicken, pig, dog or llama?
[llama humming]
Um, well, probably not chicken, maybe pig or dog.
I know it's probably dog
'cause she's obsessed with her dog.
- I am obsessed with my dog. - So, I feel like... dog.
[buzzing]
- No! Oh my God. - Yay!
Wait. What was it then?
It was a pig. I love pigs.
Well, you know, I guess I just have to throw something at you.
Ah! Ew, ew, ew. Ah!
Oh, I missed. I'm literally so bad at this.
So, you know what?
[screaming]
- Ew! - So gross.
Please. Ugh.
Now you know how it feels.
Disgusting.
Do I just go to the next round?
I guess.
[music playing]
This round, we're stepping it up with the...
mess blaster!
Mess blaster.
So, we have some cauliflower,
some honeycomb, a turnip,
- some green beans - and goat cheese.
I don't want that thrown at me.
I don't think I want any of this thrown at me.
I think that would hurt,
like it would like shoot you like an arrow.
- Well, I hope you lose. - I hope you lose, too.
First question:
What's Nicolette's go-to dance move;
Flossing, Renegade, Whoa or the Macarena? Hmm.
I do-- I don't think it's the flossing.
It could be Renegade or the Whoa,
because she's obsessed with Tik Tok.
So, you know what?
I'm gonna have to go with... the Whoa.
[bells ringing]
- Yes! - No.
I'm so excited.
I'm so scared. This is so intimidating.
Are you ready to take a trip to the farmer's market?
Is all of it locally sourced?
None of it is.
[laughing]
What the heck is this? Ah! Oh my God.
Is this a cream cheese?
Ew, I mean, it gives off
like a nice tye dye look on your clothes though.
I can't. Oh my God.
Okay. What is Pressley's go-to karaoke jam;
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson,
My Heart Will Go On from Titanic,
Let It Go from Frozen,
Baby by Justin Bieber?
Ah, I feel like you jam out to Let It Go
But at the same time I feel you jam out to Baby.
So... I'm gonna go with Baby by Justin Bieber.
[bells dinging]
- Yes! I'm so excited. - No.
I'm so excited.
Well, Pressley, Karma's pretty tough.
[laughing]
Oh my gosh.
Eww! Isn't it cold? It's so gross.
That's disgusting.
Well, I'm just glad you got to feel the pain.
You know, I think I can kind of get used to this look.
I think I'm kinda working it.
Yeah. Sure.
[music playing]
So for this next round,
we're gonna be picking our favorite balloon color.
And then seeing what's inside of them.
Mystery balloons.
I'm gonna go with green, I think.
Okay, then I guess I'll go with orange.
One, two, three.
Eww!
Oh my God. No, no, no.
What is that?
It's maple syrup, I think.
Oh, you're lucky.
Yeah, I think it is but that's looks disgusting.
You can smell it.
Eww! I hope it's not what I think it is.
- Oh, no. - Eww.
Let's just get this over with.
Pressley would freak out if this person followed her;
okay, Dude Perfect, The Rock, Kylie or Avani.
I feel like you wouldn't be that much of a fan
like Dude Perfect or The Rock.
So, I think it's either like Kylie or Avani
and... I think it's Avani.
[bells dinging]
No!
I guess we'll just get it over with.
No. Oh my God.
I'm scared. What if I miss the thing?
- Oh, okay. - Please, miss it.
- Okay, ready? - No.
[flies buzzing]
Oh, that's disgusting.
That... is gross.
You know, it kinda looks like cake batter.
Is it?
- It's cake batter. - Is it really?
Yeah. It-- It smells good.
Wh-- so you got cake batter?
- Woo! - Oh, no.
And I have syrup still?
Your turn.
No! I'm so scared.
What Twitter would Nicolette take over for a day;
Ariana Grande, James Charles,
The President of the United States,
I don't have Twitter.
I'm narrowing it down to Ariana Grande or James Charles.
You know, I think... it'd be Ariana Grande.
[buzzing]
No!
I don't have Twitter.
- You don't? - No.
You have to stand under my balloon.
- No! - Come on over.
Oh, no. I'm scared.
Are you ready?
You already have cake batter
on you and all this other stuff. I think you'll be fine.
Don't think it could get any worse.
Okay, here we go.
Eww!
I'm cold. I'm sticky.
I smell like breakfast and I'm getting you back.
Okay. I guess we'll see.
[music playing]
So, in this round we'll be using the...
giant fan!
Giant fan!
- We have some feathers and hay, - What is that?
I think it's like chicken feed.
Okay. Wait.
[gasping]
Ew, I think they're dried worms.
Ew, I don't want that on me.
Yeah, I think we're good.
Oh. I'm good. You're not good.
- I'm good. I'm covered enough. - No, no, no.
I think we're good.
Okay, are you ready?
- No. - Me, neither.
First question:
If Nicolette could teleport anywhere, where would she go;
Paris, Bora Bora, Mount Everest, back to bed?
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna have to go
with...
[drumming]
Bora Bora.
No!
No. I'm scared. No. Stop. This is so scary.
Are you hungry?
- No. - Too bad, it's feeding time.
No.
[music playing]
So, how was that?
That was not fun.
Look at my hands.
Well, it's my turn now.
Okay, If Pressley could travel to any time, where would she go;
the 60's to see the Beatles, the 70's for fashion,
the 80's for hairstyles,
or medieval times for the dragon?
Um, you do a lot with your hair,
but I feel like you do more with fashion.
So, I feel like it's either fashion or medieval times.
I'm going to go with the 70's for fashion.
[bells dinging]
- No! - I get to do it to you.
I'm so excited, dude.
Aww.
- Are you ready? - I don't think so.
Well, here we go.
Oh. Not the feathers.
[laughing]
Oh my God.
[music playing]
Oh.
Haha. How was it?
[laughing]
- Dude. - I'm--
Well, it worked on you.
That's good.
[giggling]
Well, there's only one thing that could make this better.
What is it?
It's slime time.
Slime.
I'm so excited to get slimed.
And I think out of respect for the slime,
we should take our hats off.
Okay, let's do it.
Hats off to slime.
Okay, first question:
If Nicolette couldn't be an influencer,
what would she do for a job;
doctor, lawyer, realtor, or just be sad?
I'm debating between lawyer and realtor.
But for some reason, I just get realtor vibes
from Nicolette. I don't know so I'm gonna go with realtor.
[bells dinging]
Oh.
[music playing]
Okay, I wasn't expecting that.
Oh.
[laughing]
I'm just a little messy and I can't really hear.
- Join the club. - Next question:
What is one job Pressley would never do;
astronaut, pimple popper, surgeon, skunk trainer?
Well. Well, I don't really think you'd want to be any of those.
But I'd have to go with surgeon.
[bells dinging]
Ah! Oh! Ah! My god.
[music playing]
[laughing]
Well, Pressley, how does it feel to be slimed?
A dream come true.
[laughing]
Ah, it's all so cold.
Slime high five?
[laughing]
Don't slip! Oh, shoot.
Oh, no. It's a little slippery here.
Well, since I was the winner, I get to go home
with the super cute little pig.
Winner!
And since Pressley was the Hot Mess,
she gets to take a bath in this pig trough.
[pig grunting]
[cheering]
I guess I-I can't get any messier.
Then--
Eww. Your boots are gonna be filled.
- Oh. - How is it? Is it nice?
I really think I'm more of a city girl.
I-I-I don't think the country life is for me.
Yeah, same.
I'm Nicolette Durazzo.
And I'm Pressley Hosbach.
And thank you for watching Hot Mess.
Make you tune in next time for more hot messes.
Uh, what is that?
What the heck?
[squealing]
[music playing]