That's bizarre
Oh, I can keep taking off his nose!
Oh, I clicked his eyeball!
Brian: ahh
*Both scream*
*funky intro music*
Hello! And welcome to
Episode 3 of
Weird websites that will cure your boredom
today we are looking at twenty websites
yes that's right, 20 OF EM!
Because you guys suggested them all, Brian went through all the comments
and picked out some of the funniest, some of the best, some of the weirdest,
some of the strangest websites that we could find, and today
we're gonna be looking at those websites, and hopefully, you know, along the way
you can find a website that you can just lose yourself in
and waste your weekend
Yay!
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Oh geez that's creepy dude.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
OHH!
WOAH, this must be from like, an old film!
Is that it?
It's just a continuous loop?
Hold on, lemme click.
OHH!
I'm like, switching channels!
On the weirdest, TV show ever.
Ohh!
Ohhh!
OHH!
If you're lacking insults and you have no idea like, how to insult someone
How to just roast them
For all eternity
This is the place to not go
were dynamite you could blow your nose
if i could afford the wood I'd have your
mouth boarded up if i ever need a brain
transplant I choose yours because i
don't want to bring that never had been
Okay that's pretty good.
Yo momma-oh look at all these yo momma jokes
Okay, yes, it's living up to it's name
mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was
just around the corner and she went
looking for it
Chad: Nice shirt, dude
Matthias: You insulting me? Well I got something for you.
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her two hours to walk sixty minutes.
OHHHHHHHH!
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Um, sorry I had to do that to you guys.
Sorry I had to demolish you.
Chad: That was really good.
com seriously this trick will blow your
mind start by selecting a suit hearts
Because I have a big heart.
But why is it red then?
I can't not think of hearts because the heart was red.
I'm gonna click red.
No, but I can't!
So it's telling me to not think of it, so that I'll pick this one.
So I'm gonna defy it and pick hearts.
ok now mentally select a card but don't
Okay.
*whispers* Four of spades
I have a card in mind take me to the
next step think about the card you
But what if you're hearing me dude?
Is there like a microphone input on the site??
Brian: OHHHHHHH
Matthias: K, that's not great they removed EVERY card.
All the cards are different.
That's the trick?
You out-you fooled me for literally a half of a millisecond.
You think you got me crazycardtrick.com?!?!
No way! You're gonna have to up your intelligence to get at this brain!
A viewer sent this website, okay?
And it's just so weird! Okay?
I just wanna say how weird it is.
Oh my gosh, wait, hold up.
You can buy things?
I'm a little, obviously perturbed by the fact that it says 'White Power'.
And there's only white people on the screen.
I-I, I don't know if this site's racist but maybe it's racist against other colors of milk?
Power milk for the comforting certainty
that our milk is the purest available
but it's something more elusive the
difficult it difficult to put into words
*shudders*
Why did you send me this site?
gargling video know why you why you that
You put this site in my list!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
winning for the weirdest site i don't
know if it's living up to curing boredom
but holy crap i hate it I hate it I hate
it burning pixel com
Oh another weird one dude I mean I guess
it's titled weird but what's with the
dancing baby why dancing baby
oh my gosh so weird this website is
essentially a collection of gifts of
babies in various positions dancing you
remember the dancing baby from like the
menus
no really I wasn't a 90s kid oh I mean I
am a nineties kid but my brain wasn't
functioning during the nineties I just
like looking at like Hot Wheels
blockbuster Commission the baby for a
commercial here's an MPEG version of the
commercial I did for them
ok
we'll give it to your baby sisters
oh you're married blockbuster naidu ways
let's just all around base with you used
to work there and back
tell us about it most boring job in the
world dude
haha geoguessr dot-com embark on a
journey that takes you all over the
world from the most desolate Road in
Australia to the busy bustling streets
of New York City challenge mode
single-player i believe the idea for
this is similar to the last two Episode
one of the weird websites it takes it to
a random spot however this is different
and that i have to guess where we are
right now so i can look look around and
try and figure out who am I gonna cheat
a little bit we're going to cheat a
little bit
wow I have absolutely no idea what but
that is at / who I be your oh no you
can't do that
Sgt no it's not doing just cheated no
it's not make guess I can't even see
that close
Oh what so it's actually over here wait
like like like Africa to get my eyes
checked
okay this has got to be okay I'm not
gonna I'm just gonna keep looking around
a little bit this has got to be in
Europe absolutely in Europe ok because
these roads are small
oh that's gotta be I think it's got to
be potentially in out let's say let's
say somewhere in the UK Poland Poland ok
I'm not that far
I'm pretty far this website is legit i
like this website this is cool guys go
check this one out geoguessr com not a
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next website is called the nicest place
on earth
hello hey you can just give me a hug
without me letting you give me a hug and
then waited me like everything's okay
oh this guy Oh smiling thanks man thanks
dude
Wow white dude chill everyone trying to
hug maybe that's what this site is all
about
okay what do you got
oh yeah now all they bought a double
howww status relative if any of you ever
need a hug
this is the place to go you love me you
don't know me bro
what is it all just men where the where
the ladies I'm well okay not only a
unicorn
that's what is this after bad about the
insults place but it really hurt my
feelings
do you feel better yeah I feel really
good now take your way to the time and I
got to go will you do me check your back
checked
oh they didn't trust me to put something
on their back
why would you what would cause you to
not trust me why would you trust the
next website is called radio pick a
country anywhere on the map and pick a
decade from 99 from 1902 now
ok let's pick Bolivia wow sounds Wallach
America let's pick congo who has
children and this is in the nineteen
sixties South Africa not bad i can has
cheezburger this website so popular
although you're right putting it in
because you can absolutely waste your
life
excuse me through your boredom in this
website you got i can haz you have
failblog you got mean basically geek
universe and you go down through here
sometimes I fantasize about being a
golden retriever in an upper-class white
family somewhere main do not fantasize
about that
that doesn't sound like a fun experience
that sounds like I'm gonna eat dog food
no thank you just a bunch of cute animal
photos that will make you feel hashtag
blessed
why do you say hashtag just use the
hashtag don't say hashtag all those are
cute
oh my gosh but but i don't know why it
makes me feel blessed
I don't own those animals I don't know
those animals personally but I mean
they're cute super cute
I'm not gonna lie i think i've ever been
near cal do you know they stink
that's cute birthday boy hard to QR gosh
what you know that cute
no thank you your pet
next website is called zoom quilt
Oh trippy ok so this quilt just oh my
gosh continually keep zooming in and
zooming in and zooming and it never
stops is an endless loop
oh my gosh how do they do that how like
legit how do you do that
this is beyond trippy okay I see what's
happening i see what's happening maybe
they threw this in there so you put a
painting and then put a little hole and
put the painting inside the hole and you
keep zooming into that hole that's
creepy one though you see this this is
the little hole right here and we're
gonna go into a new painting right and
this is most likely a little hole in the
next one that will go through
I know I was wrong it's right here wow
dude is ever going to stop though does
this orange stop this Orange has gone
all the way through
oh my gosh this is bizarre i'm going to
suggest that maybe you go check this out
and see if you can get to the end of it
let me know if there is an end now there
is we found it away this bit is looped
oh crazy did
Simeon logic studios.com oh it's just a
random game start
oh I have to make this ball Oh popped it
so i have to fill this space without
getting hit up
ok I see oh and if I let go it doesn't
get popped before the balls hit to have
to fill out this space all suck moho new
game overtime overtime
yes oh you see how big that ball is
kinda like that I just screamed that out
and we have neighbors this next website
is called vector park.com oh I can
actually mess around with this what is
that is that baseball bat
he's just following it around eternally
even is that dude that's weird i'm gonna
go to the next one these are bizarre and
I can't interact with this 1i can
interact with this one they're just like
little gifts of look little dudes and
vectors just running around having fun
meanwhile i'm just watching them having
fun
this next one is acrobats
ok so i can pick it up I can just add a
ton of acrobats and see what they'll do
they'll bounce off of each other and
stop oh and turn the light on i can see
they're all different colors when it's
off you can't tell the different colors
wonder what what that's a metaphor for
let's just span it see what happens
oh my god there's too much what's gonna
happen is too much and when there's too
many people everyone ends up fighting
wonder what that's a metaphor for what
we got another vector park one this
one's called head a look we got a little
air here
oh just took up his nose that's bizarre
I can keep taking up his nose i clicked
his eyeball oh oh why why would you eat
your own eyeball
nope let's just click it let's just take
your nose up nose off again
whoa did you see his nose changed go a
pipe nose look wait wait
Oh put that back on sorry but I'm almost
positive that his elephant nose was
about to eat his I what o.o why you got
to eat your eyeball again doing this is
just weird enough but an elephant nose
okay I can't stop that I gotta move on
next site
next site is called draw stick man i'm
going to draw a stickman here no
relevance to anything
what is drawing is do that great under a
chill out a box you can open it
can you draw a key in my hand oh that's
kind of cool done gonna get closer
wow this is really clever another box
but how do i get to it
can I draw like a ladder Oh or balloon
in my hand it was like could draw a
little bit better than that i'm doing it
with a mouse guys chill out what
happened why my balloon fall I drew an
impenetrable balloon that's not a
balloon
it's like it weird looking egg ok
oh I somehow birth the dragon that
killed grade a quick draw sword in my
hand and I'm gonna draw the way my sword
ever look at that sword those blades are
you better not kill him with that sword
because that is like a bowl this sword
come on dude kill him they're there and
they're having an epic battle right now
oh and he died why can't I just draw a
gun in your hand so you can shoot down
the box and the game over like this take
me five seconds no dragons no nothing
just just logic
this next website is called text smiley
click the copy ok so i can make my own
face
oh and then essentially i think you can
copy it and then send it off to your
friends
that's kinda actually pretty cool so if
you just like I don't know what you
talking about dude and you're also a
little bit mad about it you like what
what dude is an option
there's an option for that press the
spacebar so i assume I'm gonna have to
tap the spacebar as many times as
humanly possible in five seconds ready
set go
click to see your score your score is
done it on don't didn't on not until my
score personal-best 31 ok there's my
score it's not going to my school but I
can retry 31 so my personal best ready
I messed up is that I'm gonna just try
it without even all 36 I didn't mess up
also I don't want to break my keyboard
so let's move on
WTF should i do with my life
tell me I should become an investment
banker well known you should be a lawyer
you should be a freelance writer ok ok
so what does do how to be a freelance
writer so in a small article there you
go boom that you're freelance writer
that's how you do it kids just look up
on google read one article and your
professional actually kinda how i
started youtube find the invisible cow
ok so i move my mouse oh and he gets
make more excited the closer I get now
where are you cow now
congratulations you found one that
brings your total up to one well that's
a good start expert mode your cursor
won't change when you hover over the cow
huh
ok I can do expert mode Wow
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da expert mode did
well that took you on boom
crazy laws dot-com finland traffic fines
are calculated as a percentage of the
offender's income that's weird dude so
if you make a lot of money your traffic
fines will be enormous
how's that fair France it is illegal to
kiss on railways well that's just that's
just dumb if i want to kiss my wife I'm
a kiss or anywhere even on youtube in
wilbur Washington is illegal to ride an
ugly horse
what cha out what's what's the
definition of the attractiveness of a
horse I mean some people could argue
that all horses are ugly right and all
horses are beautiful in New York the
penalty for jumping off a building is
death
these camping real you know I don't know
in Florida is really it is illegal too
far in a public place after 6pm on
Thursdays so let's check this is real in
Florida is over too far in a public
place
wow it's illegal florida for florida
laws kidding me dude
so many laws about dumb laws in florida
that looks like it's a lot I'm you know
I don't want to confirm under percent
because that requires me to do work and
I don't want to do work so make sure you
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