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10 Dumbest Tweets Part 44
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Starting off at number 10 were asking -Does anybody know a good microwave repairman?
Mine keeps going from 100 seconds straight to 59 *angry face*- … yeah the thing is,
if you push 1-0-0 on a microwave, thats one minute.
So its instantly going to go to 59.
Do we need to teach this in schools now?
Im thinking I might become a microwave repair man if all it takes is explaining how it works
…
At number 9 -Are deaf people born knowing sign language …- what the … if babies
who arent deaf are born without knowing language, what makes you think deaf babies would come
out knowing sign language.
Yeah Im sure the baby just came out and instantly started chatting to the doctor about how boring
it was in the womb.
I wonder what the sign language for moron is for …
Moving on to number 8 were saying -Cant wait until I turn 21, Ill finally be allowed to
drink and drive- … thats not a thing - anywhere.
In the UK you can drink alcohol at 19, its 19 in the part of Canada I live in, most places
in the US set the age to 21.
I don't think anywhere in the world has a law saying you can drink and drive when you
reach a certain age … also I love how they are looking FORWARD to it - as if being drunk
behind the wheel is something to look forward to.
Stupid and dangerou - what a combo.
At number 7 now were asking -How did everyone in Egypt fit into those pyramid things?- … I
don't even know, what … what is this one?
What do you think the ancient Egyptians used the pyramids for?
They didnt all just sit inside the pyramids.
They were built to bury the pharos in after they - why bother?
Theyre not even watching this?
Theyre probably eating sand.
Next up at number 6 we have -Just sitting around waiting for humans to go extinct because
of gay marriage- … how does that work?
If gay people marry - straight people wont have kids?
Because … because … uhhh, because - I cant even guess.
I think the real reason humans will go extinct is people thinking like this - and after 44
of these videos, maybe we deserve it.
Moving on to 5 were saying -Damn I thought LGBT stood for lets be gay together or some
shit like that- … wow.
Well apart from the fact that they got it totally wrong - it wasnt even a good guess.
They got the letters mixed up, LGB cannot stand for Lets Be Gay.
Wrong letters mate.
So they failed on multiple levels with this one.
Im saying that like its not totally normal for a dumbest tweet.
At number 4 now we have -Scotland wants to leave Great Britain?
Its like an America / Canada thing … you cant rip yourself from the UK and float away
… its stupid- … um, when Scotland had a vote on whether to leave the UK, it was
voting on whether or not to be a separate country, not if it wants to float of into
the ocean.
Wasnt that obvious?
I guess thats another thing we should start teaching in schools.
Next up at number 3 -Can you get pregnant from watching 3D porn?- … amazing er, yes
actually, thats how realistic it is.
Also you can die from watching a 3D war movie or get fat from eating 3D food.
Im also sorry to tell you guys that if youre watching Dumbest Tweets in 3D, you can get
dumb.
I should have warned you at the start.
Im sorry.
At number 2 -Why do they speak American in England?- … Im from England and a lot of
people there seem to think we speak English but I always have to correct them - no, we
speak American.
American is a well known language.
Next I want to learn Canadian and then Australian.
By then Ill know 4 different languages, definitely not just one.
Speaking of America and Canada, at number 1 now -Did you know that Canada is actually
a lot hotter than America because heat rises- … thats right, heat rises and because Canada
is generally above America on a map, thats where all the heat goes.
Its basic science really.
I live in Canada, its winter right now, the past few weeks have gone down to -15, if we
have any Americans watching, please send more hot air.
Youre not sending enough.
Well, well, time flies when youre losing brain cells - weve come to the end of the videos
but not the end of the series.
If you want part 45, hashtag 45, if you wanna see it go even further then hashtag road to
50.
Ill be in the comments section so we can figure out how we let dumbest tweets get this far.
My name is Danny Burke, thanks for watching guys and Ill see you all in the next video!