Sonic: Gotcha!
Sonic: Okay!
Sonic: Let's go!
Mario: Oooooohh...
Mario: You have a nice place here!
Sonic: You know what can I say?, I D-
Sonic: Oh what the f*ck.
Mario: Weeeeeee!
Mario: Oh boy, that makes me so happy,
Mario: Hey, have you got any food?
Sonic: Aaahhhh! No!
Mario: Woah!
Mario: Woahhhh...
Frankie: Who wants a muffin?!
Sonic: (Screaming)
Soldier and Sonic: (Screaming in fear)
Soldier: I am on fire!!
Sonic: (Still screaming)
Mario: (Falsetto, inaudible)
Mario: Haha!
Mario: Let's a go!
Mario: Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?
Wizard: Alright buttholes, it's time to earn some gold medals.
Wizard: The person with the most medals will win a lifetime supply of whatever they want.
Mario: Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Wizard: Then, let's do the lighting of the torch.
Person on fire: (Laughing) I'm on fire motherfucker!
Mario: (Groan) I'mma tired...
Mario: Just a second, alright, wait, wait a minute...
Mario: (Frustrated) Alright Pikachu, I choose you! GO!
Sonic: (Making car sounds)
Mario: Yehee! Ha ha ha...
Mario: (Yelling)
Kermit The Frog: (Singing Gangnam Style)
Wizard: Mario wins 20,769 times!
Woody: Reach for the sky...
Woody: Oh shit!
Old man: (Yelling)
Old Man: (Screaming)
Old Man: Goddamn it.
Mario: Oooooohh...
Mario: I'mma lightheaded.
Mario: You and me! Right now! Let's go! Come on! Come on!
Woody: Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!
Mario: (Screaming)
Woody: (Yelling like maniac)
Mario: Hey stinky!
Mario: Here we go!
Old man: (Screaming)
Frankie: (Making car noises )
Old man: KamehameHAAAAAAAA!
Mario: (Screaming)
Heavy: Dead.
(Thug life music)
Kermit: Kermit the Frog here, I will track you down, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Kermit: I love murder, I love killing, I love murder!
Kermit: Do you see what finger I'm holding up? It's the middle one.
Mario: Anything else you gonna say Kermit? Before I fucking kick your ass?
Kermit: Guess where it's going? It's going right up your butt. I know a thing or two about fingers up butts.
Mario: You wanna fucking go kermit?
Kermit: Yeah, I'll fuck you up.
Mario: (yelling)
Kermit: (Screaming in fear)
Judge: Gayyyyy!
Frankie: Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Old man: (Yelling)
Woody: (Screaming in pain)
Judge: (Laughing)
Judge: You are dead.
Wizard: Things are getting intense folks, keep on watching and enjoy the athletes compet-
Mario: (Singing) Fuck this shit I'm out!
Mario: Run, bitch, run!!
Wizard: Don't let him escape or else no one gets any prizes.
Kermit: Get that motherfucker!
Mario: (Screaming in fear)
(hang on that's not right)
Kermit: Well, now you're gonna get it motherfucker! That's right! You and me right now!
Woody: Helloooooooo!
Mario: (Slow Motion) Oh shit!
Mario: Mama miaaaaa...
Mario: Surprise, motherfucker!
Kermit: (Yelling)
Mario: (Screaming in pain)
Kermit: Haha! You can't do shit brah! You can't do shit brah! You can't do shit brah!
Wizard: Well, now you fucked up, you fat dude for being a little bitch, I'm gonna have to sentence you to 10 years in jail.
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