- Oh, I'm scared this time we didn't look.
- Really look. We trying something.
We eating something. Always eating something.
You can never get starved when you work for Try Channel.
(hip music)
- Jalapenos.
They love fucking jalapenos.
Yeah.
- A bit of bacon.
- I feel like ranch could be one.
- Still don't know what ranch is.
- No
- It's just a thing.
- Now, is this chips like what we want chips to be
or chips as in like potato chips?
- Chips? Like crisp chips, chips, chips?
- Chips are chips
And what'd you mean by hand cooked?
Did the dip their hand right into the fryer?
Like, ooh, crispy fingers.
(hip music)
(Bag falling)
- Ooh!
- What? Wait, what? What?
- This is like a little bag of potatoes.
- Are we seeing a favor here?
Just original? Okay
- They're just original
- How do we open it? It's like a vacuum bag.
- I mean, hips-terrific bags.
But, I'm feeling it.
- I think that says a lot about our, our lifestyles.
We've got, it looks like a bag of coffee.
And you're like, bag of spuds.
- Ooh, smells amazing.
It smells amazing.
- Oh yeah.
- Mm. It smells like nothing.
- It's like a tin of Pringles.
You know? You can't get any further than here.
- This smells like bag.
- Yeah. These are bag flavors.
- Bag flavors!
- Yeah. Oh my God.
- Oh, Oh, that looks like a crab!
Oh wait, nobody move.
Nobody move.
- That is a big crisp.
- They're great.
- They're big in America.
(crunching)
- Oh yeah.
- They're top.
- Not very strong flavor.
- No, but enough.
- Um, are these stale?
- Very salty.
- What flavor is this? Cheese and onion?
- No. No flavor.
- I'm complaining about there being no flavor
but I'm going in for a third helping.
- They're a bit, tame.
They're a bit tame for me now.
- That first one I had was definitely stale.
But the rest are good.
- This is heavier than that.
- I hate that though.
It's so deceiving about, like chips when you buy them
and you're like, Oh, crisps.
And then you open it.
And it's like, Oh, I just bought 50% of air here.
There's there's no crisps at all.
- Nothing special. Nothing fancy.
Billy Goat not impressed. Okay? Billy.
- True no flavor on them though,
there's some crunch to them.
(hip music)
- Just throw it!
Ah!
- There's a word.
Sweet potatoes.
(clapping)
- It's bold and bold.
Sweet potato!
- It's going to be sweet potato!
- The bold billy goat? Oh, I'm on board with this.
- I've never had sweet potato crisps.
- Shake them.
Shake that bag. We're not, yeah.
(crisps shaking)
♪ Shake it like a Polaroid pic- ♪
Oh, we can't. Copyright.
- That smells like Plantain. Plantain Chips
- Plantain chips, Oh!
(clap)
Most people don't know about Plantain chips.
But you do.
Man's black yeah.
- I'm appreciative of the color and the shapes.
- Mm-hm.
- Something you'd see in a Leper colony.
- Yeah.
- Peel the lepers, we need more crisps.
(crunching)
- No, that's good. Mm
- That's good stuff.
(clapping)
- Mm.
- Do you know what, they slice them so thinly
it actually work as a crisp, doesn't it?
- There's not a very strong flavor, again.
- There's not.
- It kind of goes real quick.
- It tastes like a cinnamon stick.
It's so sweet.
- They're good aren't they?
- Anything with sweet potatoes is nice.
- I'm going to look for if I can find a face.
Some famous figure.
That's what I'm looking for.
- Again as you go further down and it tastes better.
- Yeah.
- But we shook them!
- It's this, this, this
I can't even.
This blew my mind.
- This is the corner of Brian's hair
- That's Donald Trump's hair.
- This one doesn't know what's going on.
This looks like a bloody dog toy man.
- You couldn't get these for like the cinema.
They'd be gone after one trailer
before the films even started.
- I'm just going to say this is better than Doritos
it's like, you could make this
overtake every chip company in the world, man.
And you're hiding it in a little brown paper bag.
No, no, no, no.
(hip music)
- Please be the same again. Give me that.
- Huh!
(bag falling)
- Oh! I really thought we'd could get the perfect land.
- Oh, oh, I'm in.
(clap)
- Spicy!
Oh no.
- Oh
- Spicy kicker.
- Kicker. They're spicy Billy Goat.
- Right, we're really making sure
that, that favor.
(shaking)
- Do you like spice food, man?
- I sweat everywhere when I eat spice.
I literally like sweat.
- Oh, you're opening it that way.
I just opened it in the middle.
- Oh, in the middle. Yeah, that would-
I have thumbs, I should use them.
- Whoa!
- And they smell good.
- Oh this is very spicy I'm going to sweat.
And it's not going to be nice.
- Oh. And I like that it has a bit
of like the skin and stuff on it.
It's nice.
(crunching)
- Well they're bull shit.
- No, no.
- What is this bull shit?
- Unless I'm playing some Ninja mind games,
Otherwise it's not spicy.
- It's okay, it's not spicy.
- We have a winner.
- These crisps are not the Goat of crisps.
- I don't remember the last time we did
a shoot where the last item was the best.
- It's not spicy at all.
I was like, Oh my God.
I'm going to be like-
- They didn't even add a spice to it.
- Well hang on now,
"We are so confident in our design quality that we
guarantee you will love our chips. 100%."
That's a bloody cocky statement there.
- They're not that spicy.
- No. There's heat in them but there's no spice.
- Do they mean just general spices? And it's full of spices?
- Yeah. Cause it's not spicy at all.
- Yeah, it's not hot spicy spice.
- I want more though.
- Mm, no. I'm out.
- I think the second one were God level.
So this is just like mere mortal on the ground.
You know, doing his thing.
- Favorite was the spicy ones.
- Obviously, obviously the spice was best. Yeah.
- The other two were just a joint second
in my opinion.
- But we want crisps.
You're not buying crisps.
Well, that bag was lovely.
I'm still hungry.
- I'm going to now try to figure
out how to make sweet potato sandwiches.
- Sandwiches. Oh!
- Potato sandwiches are okay,
but let's stick some sweet potato in!
- The Goat was just in the emergency room and I had to get
through two sets of automatic doors to get in.
So it had to go through one, wait,
and then the second was a goat in the ER like-
so if you've got a goat, you want us to try-
- Don't send him to ER, send him here.
- Send him to Dior.
- Eh!