- You look fantastic. - Thank you.
- And I love when you're here.
Congratulations on, uh, this hilarious movie.
- Thank you. - Uh, what--
you're always doing these spoofs
on these, you know-- the scary movies
and of course you'd do a spoof on "Fifty Shades of Grey."
- Well, I went--I had to do one on "Fifty Shades of Grey"
'cause, well, first of all, I went to the movies,
I was like-- I was hoping to learn something.
You know, I had my pen and pad, I was like,
"We--we gonna learn some freaky stuff today."
And he did such basic moves.
I was like, "I already did that in high school."
[laughter]
So I-I thought it'd be fun to--
and I really had to act for this
because, you know, I'm really good in the sack,
you know, I'm-- I'm just saying.
Um, but, you know, I had to throw back
to when I wasn't good, like when I was younger.
- Uh-huh. - I had good ideas,
but I didn't ex-- I didn't execute them properly.
- Right, right. - No, look,
I was a romantic, so I had one--
I had this girl we was hanging out,
so I wanted to do a picnic in the backyard.
I lit some candles. We start kissing,
and she's like, "Oh, I'm so hot."
And I was like, "Yeah, I do that."
And she's like, "No, I'm really hot."
And I look behind me, and the whole blanket is on fire.
[laughter]
- Oh, man. - Yeah, yeah.
- That was-- wasn't always good.
- No, no, but now you are.
You have to be really good at something
to be able to portray bad. I think.
- Yeah. - Don't you think?
- No. - Oh--
Some things I'm just really bad at.
- Yeah, no, I don't agree with that.
I think you're very suave and very cool.
Um, is this-- should I put this away?
Is this doing anything to you?
- What is that?
- She didn't bring that out, did she?
- She left it here. - Did she do that to me?
- Mmm.
- Latifah, you gonna-- Dana Dane.
You gonna do this?
You gonna bring your little award.
First of all, who are you? The Floyd Mayweather of, uh--
lip syncing?
You gonna start counting money?
Like, hey, look at all the money I got.
Look at the Porsche. Look at the Jeep.
That's how you do me, Latifah?
First of all, Ellen, she cheated.
- Did she?
- First she did it with LL Cool J,
and she did a LL Cool J song.
If I came on your show, and I did the Ellen dance,
I'm gonna win. - Right.
- And I lost with "Happy." You don't lose--
When you do the song "Happy," I don't care what "Happy,"
it was Pharrell's "Happy," I had the big hat.
You know, the big one, the Arby's hat?
- Yup.
- I was doing dance moves.
I-I, you know, it's happy.
Everybody-- if I--
[singing] 'Cause I'm happy
Clap along it make you--
[speaking] See, they all happy.
See how happy, you smiling. - Yup, yup.
- You don't even know you're smiling.
[singing] Make you make you feel
Even if I did Bobby McFerrin's "Happy"
[singing]
You still gonna smile and be happy.
I'm--you're not supposed to lose with "Happy."
The fix was in-- - Uh--
- And if you feel good about that, Latifah,
let's do a rematch. Let's do this.
[cheers and applause]
Let's do this.
- The movie has the red room, right?
It has props in the red room. - Yes, lots of props.
- Lots of props, and did--
- Half of which I didn't understand what they do,
but there's-- there's props in there.
- So, so, like, were they the original props that--
or did you add different kinds of props?
- Um, I brought some of my personal collection in there.
- Aah! - Aah! What the heck is this?
Boy--what-- you don't scare black people.
You just don't scare black people.
You don't do it.
[cheers and applause]
Man, you just don't-- I can't.
Boy, I'll tell you.
Man, wow, really?
Wow, first Latifah, now you there too, Ellen?
Wow, what was that? - Oh, my God.
- Was that gimp from, um "Pulp Fiction"?
What was that? - Oh, I--oh, I'm sorry.
That was so--we have to see what just happened, though.
- My heart isn't in my chest right now.
- I know, I know. It was too funny.
- I brought some of my personal collection up in there, you--
- Aah! - Aah! What the heck is this?
Boy--what-- you don't scare black people.
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
- See, now the scream was all part of the plan.
- Uh-huh. - Because that's a distraction.
You know--[screams]. Then I punch him in the face.
- Yeah.
It was a great scream.
- Do you have to air that part? - Yes, we have to.
- Oh, God. - We love it.
- I always tell my kids about how much I'm gonna protect them.
I'm--that--
[laughter]
That doesn't look like protection right there.
- I know, I know. - No.