- So, as I was saying-- - You guys ever been in Fresno?
- Shut up! - What? I was just--
- Shut up, shut up, shut up! - What's your deal?
My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night
and I can't take it anymore!
- It's like you won't even-- - What you're trying to say?
Get out of here!
If he's looking for me, I should get back downstairs.
Why don't you email me--
[screaming]
- You alright? - I'm just a klutz.
What? What?!?
It's not what you think.
-I invite you to my friend's house! -Gibby!
I bring you an ice cream cone!
And you do that to me?
- We were just-- - You shut your mouth, Benson!
I don't need your details.
-You don't understand. -I saw what I saw.
You betrayed me. You both betrayed me.
What is this?
This is... iCarly!
[cheering]
- iCarly! - Yeah!
And that is my ex-boyfriend Steven.
- Ex? - He's also her ex-boyfriend.
- Ex? - Yes, ex, meaning...
Not anymore.
See, Steven used to have two girlfriends.
At the same time.
Me and her.
- Steven's a cheater. - And a liar, heh!
But now, Steven's got no girlfriends.
And might never get one again.
Yeah, because now all y'all women out there know
that Steven is a cheesy wet skunk bag!
Lauren, I don't want to go out with you anymore.
Spencer, I think you're just overreacting.
No, I think you're under reacting.
Seriously, I don't want to date you.
If you're trying to tell me something, just say it.
I... don't... want... to... date... you.
Fine! And I'm just gonna do... this!
No, Ruben, I don't know what you're saying.
Pretty much nobody ever knows what you're saying,
know what I'm saying?
-All right, let's be cool. -Yeah, Sam,
you don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time.
Yes, that is so true.
And you know what else is true?
I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo
who's got ointment all over his bumble berry.
I can't believe you just said that to me!
Griffin!
I... I didn't know you were there.
You making fun of my pee wee babies?
What, You don't think pee wee babies are cool?
I just thought you were a different kind of guy.
What kind?
The kind that doesn't collect pee wee babies.
Okay, look, if you can't accept my hobby, then maybe we should break up.
Well?
Wee! Don't break up with us Carly, love us!
- We can all get married! - Any honeymoon on Pee Wee Island!
The sand on the beach is made of sugar, wee!
You know what? Forget it. We've over.
Dude, he's walking out.
Yeah.
And if I can handle kissing a man who looks like his little sister,
you should be able to handle kissing me, even if I look like my son.
Well, I could give it a try.
I don't see Gibby.
Wanna kiss again?
[screams]
- What, what's wrong? - You look like Carly!
[screams]
- Why'd you scream? - You look like Gibby!
[screaming]
And now, Sam hooks the rope onto the back of Jonah's underwear!
Haha, my underwear?
Just go with it, Jonah.
Relax, this is going to be fun.
Ok Freddy, is the button on Sam's remote ready to activate our special surprise?
Yep, bottom button.
-And now... -iCarly presents...
The Wedgie Bounce!
-Wedgie bounce? Wait, I didn't-- -It begins!
Hey, stop! Stop, this feels weird!
This is so invasive!
Bu the may have a concussion!
Oh come on, we don't have time for this!
Our dinner reservations are in twenty minutes!
Well, you'll just have to go without me!
[screaming]
Freddie! Oh, my God.
-Are you okay? -What happened?
He fell down the stairs,
probably because of these open-toed shoes!
Oh, you're probably right!
Help me get him to the elevator and up to your apartment so I can take care of them.
-Ok, we got him. -What about me?!?
I am sorry Louber, but you are a mean, nasty man.
I cured your body, but I can't cure your hideous personality.
Wait!
Can I at least get the recipe for your fish loaf?
-Come with me, Freddie. -[moaning]
Wait, who's gonna rub cream on my wart?!?
I don't know, be friends or something, but...
stop pretending you can be boyfriend and girlfriend when you both know
it's just weird and wrong.
This is weird and wrong.
Yeah, I'll just go.
-Wait, Jenna? Before you leave. -Yes?
Does the pudgy monkey ever make it to Banana Land?
Well, the real point of the story isn't whether he makes it to banana land,
it's about the things he learns along the way.
Does he make it to Banana Land?!?
-Yes! -Goodnight!
I'm not as smart as you thought I was.
I mean, I'm not smart like you.
I suppose you're going to leave now because you think I'm all dumb?
-No. -No?
I'm going to leave because you were dishonest with me.
That's worse than being dumb.
Oh come on, Kyle!
I don't lie while I'm kissing! Huh?
Huh?
-This is our valediction. -But--
What does that mean?!?
You... don't want me to be your girlfriend?
No, I do, but...
I think we should wait a while until I'm out of this cast,
and this whole hero thing wears off.
And then if you still want to be my girlfriend,
I'd be really psyched about it.
Okay.
Hi.
You were right.
Valerie admitted she tried to steal me?
Yeah, she even tried to get me to talk you into doing her show.
You guys were right about her.
- She's a skunk sack. - Bag.
- Bag. - What'd you do?
I broke up with her.
I'm sorry.
It's cool.
It's true. Carly and Freddie are deeply in love.
[cheering]
Oh come on, this is fun!
Freddie!
You are an urk!
Carly, wait!
Bring me an extra Fat Shake?
-So... -She wasn't talking about us.
I know.
But do you think maybe...
You and I have taken some connection we have, and--
Trying to force it into a boyfriend girlfriend thing?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
It's like, after all the years of us being at each other's throats.
You kissing me that night at school, it was pretty...
intense.
Hey, it put me in a mental hospital.
So... the kiss was...
just... intense?
And fun.
Yeah, I just... I don't know if you and me really click...
- That way. - Yeah.
But, maybe one day if you get a little more normal...
Or you get a little more abnormal.
So did we just break up?
Feels like it.
But it was mutual, right?
Yeah, but I'm still going to tell people
I dumped your butt and broke your nerdy little heart.
Fair enough.
Oh, well.
I love you.
I love you too.