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Needless to say, it is really damn hard to kill Deadpool, no matter how badly you want
to shut him up or how many knives you can throw at him.
So how exactly does one take down the guy who heals constantly and wonÕt listen to
a thing you say?
WeÕre about to find out.
And I really do mean we, because with me today is the ruggedly handsome Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey!
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Awesome, letÕs take a look at the top 10 DEADPOOL WEAKNESSES.
In the number 10 spot IS COWS.
The weakness that opens up our list is otherwise known as bovinophobia.
A phobia is an irrational and excessive fear of a particular thing, and often that thing
isnÕt a threat at all.
WadeÕs claimed that the otherwise gentle and slow moving animals ÒScare the shit out
of himÓ, and that they Stare with soulless eyes waiting for you to make the wrong move.
This doesnÕt stop him from teaming up with hellcow, so he may be over the fear.
And yes, that was a real thing.
Next, at number 9 WE HAVE WOMEN.
Those good for nothinÕ women, always distracting our heroes and making things hard for them.
Despite his physical shortcomings, Deadpool has netted himself a fair amount of ladies,
and not always the best kind.
And this means heÕs had a fair amount of distraction.
In the movie, it was his relationship with Vanessa and his fear of her seeing his altered
face that set him off on his dangerous quest.
His own wife Shiklah waged war against him.
And donÕt even get me started on how his love of Death fueled the rage of Thanos.
Coming in at number 8, is XMEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE.
Yes, we had to throw this one in because this was the disservice that turned so many people
against Deadpool and almost tarnished his reputation.
If anything, DeadpoolÕs merc with a mouth reputation is his claim to fame.
But sewed his mouth shut.
And gave him optic blastsÉ And retractable blades.
Who is this man?
Maybe a character who goes by the name of Deadpool but certainly not THE Deadpool.
The easiest way to take someone down is to make others hate them, and trust me, this
movie almost did just that.
In the number 7 spot IS CHILDREN.
Wade may come off as morally skewed, but even the immoral have a tiny soft spot somewhere.
Just so happens his may be for the innocent youth.
Damn kids always getting in the way.
Not only would he refuse to kill a kid, but he also goes out of his way to make sure they
are safe.
He even offers himself as a shoulder to lean on, and once even interviewed to nanny for
Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, not that he was chosen.
Wise decision.
So letÕs just hope this soft spot doesnÕt get exploited.
Up at number 6, WE GOT THE MURAMASA BLADE.
This blade was fashioned for wolverine using a piece of his soul.
ItÕs known to be able to cut through virtually any material, and can also greatly reduce
the capabilities of a healing factor.
In fact, Wolverine has stated that this blade is the only thing on earth that can kill him
for good.
And we know the similarities between DeadpoolÕs and WolverineÕs healing factor via the weapon
x program.
So we best hope Deadpool stays on LoganÕs good side.
Pfft yeah, thatÕll happen.
Coming in at number 5 IS CLOWNS.
Now this is a phobia I can get behind.
Along with bovinophobia, Deadpool also suffers from a case of coulrophobia (cool-ro-phobia),
the fear of clowns.
Makes sense, seeing as theyÕve been the focus of countless horror movies.
Wade even took it upon himself in the storyline Enema of the State to eliminate as many as
he could.
They do say you need to face your fears, I guess he took that quite literally.
Next up, at number 4 we have FOOD.
I mean, I can also relate to this one.
If anyone wants to send me some beef jerky feel free.
But DeadpoolÕs weakness to food doesnÕt just end at bribery or distraction.
On one occasion in Night of the Living Deadpool, Wade awakens from a Mexican food coma to find
the world has been plagued by zombies.
If you frequently eat so much you can sleep through a zombie apocalypse, youÕre pretty
easy to catch offguard.
Up next at number 3 is KITTENS.
But who doesnÕt have a weakness to fluffy balls of joy!
Deadpool has called the little animals his only true weaknessÑalthough we seem to be
proving him wrong with this post.
However, kittens have proved useful in disarming Deadpool and caching his cuddly attention.
So perhaps the way to win against Wade isnÕt violence at all, but the love of a furry companion.
In the number 2 spot WE GOT THE THANOS CURSE.
Earlier we mentioned that DeadpoolÕs love of the entity Death spurred the jealousy and
rage of Thanos.
Well, to make sure Deadpool could never encounter death again, Thanos placed a curse of immortality
on Wade; hence, Wade could never die again.
However, if that curse were to be lifted, as it was in Deadpool vs Thanos, Wade would
be susceptible to any ordinary Joe walking up and stabbing him in the chest or shooting
him in the skull or poisoning his chimichangas or whatever other mundane death comic writers
can come up with.
As long as the healing factor is off.
And finally, in the number 1 spot WE HAVE HIMSELF.
Of course, the biggest weakness Deadpool has is none other than his own insane, chaotic
self.
Many a time he seems to have it under control, but on the inside heÕs really just a collection
of madness waiting to implode, and this can get in the way of a lot of things.
Usually his illness manifests as comedy, but sometime she has outbursts so violent he canÕt
control what he does.
Even if it means something he normally wouldnÕt want to do.
And of course his instability can be taken advantage of.
Luckily heÕs almost too unpredictable to predict his unpredictability.
So those were the top 10 DEADPOOL WEAKNESSES.
Let me know in the comment section down below what is your weakness?
My name is Roya Destroyaa, and IÕm Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey thanks for watching, and donÕt forget to
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