Castlevania II: Simon's Quest might have been a pretty bad game, but it is god compared to Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
That game is just epitome of bad.
I mean I know you have played plenty of bad games before, but no, let me tell you, that game is bad.
I mean it's like Castlevania II, you expect it to be like no, it's like you expect it to be good, because
it's one of the Castlevania games, it's a sequel, but it's like such a disappointment that's a big fucking piece of shit, but
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and alot other Nintendo games doesn't bring any expectations, there's no disappointments to be had, because
they're just you know rare obscure games, like you know, M.C. Kids or Taxman or whatever, you know, but Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde as rare and obscure as it is,
you play it once and you're haunted for life.
I mean I'm traumatized after playing it, I can't believe how bad it is, I mean it's bad! Like that's why I'm coming in front of the camera right now to show
you with my own face how fucking bad it is.
I mean with Simon's Quest you heard the sincerity in my voice, but now see the sincerity in my eyes
This game is fucking horrible!
It's fucking horrible!
I mean, it's like, like Pong is better. Pong is only three lines and a ball.
There's little Tiger electronic wrist games, those are better than Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
It makes no fucking sense.
Like, what were they thinking, like I seriously can't believe how bad that fucking game is.
It's so bad that I'm not even going to show it to you.
Because it's just...
I mean...
Maybe you need some kind of proof. Maybe I should show you some clips from the game.
It's gonna be really hard though. I just don't want to play it right now.
I don't really want to play it.
I don't even want to look at the fucking box, that case is piece of shit.
That game is fucking bad.
It's fucking horrible...
I'm going to show it to you though. Just to prove how bad it is, but I warned you.
Here it goes.
Here it is. Here's the piece of shit game. Who the hell spent this much fucking money on this game?
*intense music of the shitty game*
This is so not worth the time.
First of all who are these people trying to kill you? Why do you walk so slow? And the staff doesn't do anything, look at this.
I'm gonna try to kill somebody, it's not going to work. See that? It's like they give you a weapon and then it doesn't do anything.
I mean imagine if in Zelda, imagine if Link couldn't use his sword and then look, then you die and then you turn into Mr. Hyde I guess.
You walk around punching people and throwing shit and then for no reason you just die.
Lightning will strike like real spontaneous, then you're dead and then the game's over.
What the fuck is that shit?
Okay, you've seen the game, now that should satisfy all your curiosity.
If you are curious enough to play it just do yourself a favor and don't.
I mean if you're like a hardcore Nintendo fan as I am and you have to have every single game in your collection, please do yourself an enormous favor and
just stay the fuck away from this awful piece of shit.
I mean don't even buy it like used for like a penny or whatever, I mean that shiny gold copper will be worth fortune someday compared to this awful
pile of steaming goat shit I mean don't even download it like no matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor and never play it, because you will be
wishing for the rest of your life that you could invent a time machine and go back to the day you play that game and just fucking kill yourself
I mean if you ever find the game, if you ever see it, smash it, smash it with a hammer, smash it till every tiny fragment is like so small, it's invisible
I mean you'd rather superglue your asshole shut than play that game, you'd rather drown in gasoline, you'd rather
you'd rather... You know, the thing is...
... you think I'm joking like I'm trying to be funny or something. You know the fact that that game exists is horrible abomination of mankind.
That game is so fucking horrible and I am not kidding.
I am dead fucking serious.
Dead. Fucking. Serious. *starts laugh*