How The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended
What is thy bidding, my master?
There is a great disturbance in the force.
I have felt it.
We have a new enemy.
I have no doubt. This boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
What? I have a son?
No, I said Anakin Skywalker has a son.
You are Darth Vad--
I have a son!! This is wonderful!
Wait..
I must see him!
Where are you going?
Hey everyone, have you heard the news?
I'm a father! WOOHOO!
I have a son, storm troopers! I have a son, asteroids!
Hey bounty hunters, guess what. I have a son. Did you know that?
I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways.
I have a son, lightspeeeddd
This is amazing! I feel alive again. Me and my boy ruling the galaxy!
He's going to be so excited!
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Noooo!!!
I know you're upset and its all a little shocking...
but honestly I'm just so happy to finally meet you!
You cut off my hand!
Ahhh, don't be a baby, Luke.
I had both my arms and legs cut off.
As I was saying, join me and together we can defeat
the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
Hmmm..
That does sound pretty good.
But do we have to rule from the dark side?
Yes, that's how it works.
Then, I'll never join you.
See ya!
Oh, hold on! Where do you think you're going?
Ah, come on!!
This is not a negotiation.
Let me go!
I am your father and I say we're going home.
You're the worst dad ever!
More like the most powerful dad ever! Hahaha
It just dawned on me that you are the last trained Jedi.
Maybe you should not have let Luke go alone.
Hmmmmm...
Maybe getting cut in half for no reason, you should not have!
Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
You shot first.
Yea..
Why wouldn't I?
I uhhh...
I don't know the answer to that.