all right let's get on to uh answering our viewer mail tonight shall we letter number
one this is something we do by the way every thursday and uh since tonight is not only
thursday but the first day of summer we'll be answering it an hour earlier
number one begins dear dave when i broke an ashtray i glued it back together with crazy glue
i thought it was dry when i put it down but it wasn't now i have an ashtray permanently glued
to a glass table top it just won't budge how do i remove the ashtray without breaking the glass
please help me dave i urgently await your reply sincerely mike bales for lauderdale florida
uh well mike in all honesty i'm not very familiar with crazy blue paul i know you were
using it to fix your glasses earlier today do you have any uh hints for
i would just say uh you know uh use it sparingly yeah all right good that's good advice paul
now that's comedy ladies and gentlemen absolutely free too that's right it is free we don't we don't
charge you a cent for this fine entertainment uh okay by the way my cable was off for about a day
really yeah they just stopped it just stopped 68 channels of snow
and i've got a strange thing attached to my ear so there you go
uh dear dave take a close look at the cover of the sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club band album
letter number two begins isn't that your announcer bill wendell standing behind paul mccartney
sincerely michael garrett gee you know i never really paid any attention but when we got the
letter we dug out the album and well let's let's all find out together here of course is the cover
take a look if you can get closer right behind paul mccartney over here yeah
i'll be darned
you know it's funny i never never really noticed that thank you for calling that to our attention
uh let's see letter number three dear dave do you remember me on july 6 1981 i sat in the next to
last row fifth seat to the left of center isle now do you remember it's the seat with the big
glob of grape bubble gum on the underside which i put there eric costine ada ohio hmm grape gum
let's see what did he say it's the the next to the last row fifth seat to the left one two three four
there it is excuse me sir pardon me sir yes or you could you do me a favor check under the seat
there and see if there's grape bubble gum under the sea yeah just take a look and see if there's
what
i think i think it's lime it's lime oh okay i'm sorry forgive the uh interruption it's lime it
says here that it's it's grape i'm sorry wait i i think i've got the grape oh you've got the grape
okay well good thank you very much well apparently eric we
uh we know just exactly where you were seated
okay no i guess we're done with three oh three was a two carter there let's uh go on to letter
number four now ladies and gentlemen dear dave have you ever been bitten on your stupid pet
tricks and if you have what happened a great fan sean abel uh well you know sean it's interesting
we've been doing the show ever since the late 50s and it's only happened once uh i'll tell you what
take a look now at this bit of file videotape and i i think you'll see just exactly what happened
well that uh that now that one was stupid there's no getting around it that was stupid
and uh the cigar was your idea huh yeah oh boy and how long did it take you to teach him that
about a year and a half a year and a half so uh obviously you have no job no for no friends no
okay well that's uh that's our viewer mail once again my thanks to everybody who takes
the trouble to drop us a line a week in and week out we certainly appreciate your cooperation now
uh tonight we got a good show let's get on with it uh we're going to go away for a few minutes
but don't be alarmed we'll be right back and we're going to talk with jimmy pearsall thank you folks