IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! SHH, SHH!
WHOEVER FILLS UP THEIR CUTE-O-METER FIRST
WILL BE CROWNED THE CUTEST ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE,
AND WE'LL BE THROWING IN A SHINY TROPHY TO BOOT!
NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
LET'S WELCOME THE KING OF THE INTERNET, NOM NOM!
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING AND UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYS ]
♪ GONNA DANCE ALL DAY AND HAVE SOME FUN ♪
♪ HERE WE GO, LET'S HANG SOME MORE ♪
NOM NOM'S ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START,
BUT IT MIGHT TAKE MORE THAN THAT
TO DEFEAT THE UPCOMING SNEEZY SENSATION, PANDA!
[ HIP HOP PLAYS ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ YEAH, HERE IT COMES ♪
♪ UH, SO REAL ♪
♪ SO FRESH ♪
[ SILENCE ]
WHOO-HOO!
[ BEATBOXING ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ MY NAME IS PANDA ♪
♪ I AM A PANDA ♪
♪ I'M A PANDA...BEAR ♪
[ SILENCE ]
[ PERSON COUGHS ]
[ CHIME! ]
Marie: WELL, OKAY, PANDA'S STARTING OFF
WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL.
I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE FIND CUTE THESE DAYS.