+Hey before you go. Can you feed me some of the cucumber too just like a little bit
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What's fuckin good the video you're about to watch was shot about a month ago. We had to bank it
You'll say I don't have the beard but we've been incredibly busy shooting other types of content such as this podcast
So enjoy Mike trying to pick up girls
Hey, yo, what's up Logan? I'm gonna dive right into this. Okay, so getting girls is not easy, right? Especially if you're Mike
Today we're down in Venice Beach
We brought conga savage as you know
It's got a whole little tongue problem going on there and the newest member of the family pearl Bingbing the pig now now
because if Mike needs as much help as we can get
We wanted to see how he could collect more numbers with a few little Pomeranian or a cute little mini pig
Do me a favor buckle up cuz we got a cutest
Buckle up cuz we've got a cutest
Like match lack, it's awesome you get those digits brother
Pearl you got this baby. I just gotta walk. Wait. What do you mean? Why can't you hold her she squeals like
I'm tell her your pink love stripes. Your pig loves stripes. My pig loves strikes. I
Thought you meant I thought you meant can you pet me?
Say let's cut the BS which one of you is single
He's choking. Yo, Mike. Don't let those girls run away. You're letting him run away. They're leaving you you failed. Oh
Hi Mike, you got a pic in your hands. You got a pig in your hands. Don't forget
That's your ultimate lady getting tool guys like pigs
Yeah
She's been checking you out
So if you thought so bye though to be honest with you
She's taking a picture say I'm a photographer. I could see us together. I can picture us together. I'm a photographer too
Yeah, I could I could picture us together
Abort mission
Hey girl, and the white girl in the white she's doing Instagram stuff. Hey, you know would make your picture a lot cooler a pig
Okay
You know that girl
Mike feels awkward cuz he can't get over the pig
What's up, what are you doing?
Is that oh
My dog we chasing you guys. I think he likes you. So do I call calling slow down slow down he's pacing here
He's chasing here. I think he likes you
Tell you drop a Lambo
Walk cool bro, let happen there you go. That's cool. That's a cool walk. You look good. You look great
That's my boy right though, that's your boy it's both of us rose
Instagram famous dog can get in your pictures
Where you guys from oh you are I was just over there for that
Uh, you know that youtuber Logan Paul say you personally hate Logan Paul. I'm not a fan of him
I the kid he's a dude. No, no, it's okay. No, I'm not friends. At least. I hate him. He's a douchebag
No, it's not funny at all, pretty much yeah, yeah, let me and let me take your number to
Jump up and down and celebrate that you got her number
Say say this is how we're gonna dance tonight at the club this I'm gonna dance tonight at the club
So you're taking pictures you want to take some of this Instagram famous Pig she's got like half a million on Instagram I
You guys have a good day was your boyfriend it was her boyfriend I was completely wrong dude
Well, I could tell the way he looked at her and the way he looked at the pig he eats bacon
You wanna trade dog for a skateboard?
For a minute. Yeah. I just want to skate around. Hey, Paul Paul a fall fall on the skateboard towards the dead Oh
Like say you scraped your knee falling for her I scrape I scrape my knee for you
I'm falling for you. Literally
Wait, well while your phone's out do you think you could text me like I hate you off sometime
Not at all. What do you do actually yeah, I kind of do to be honest
Or like it could just be like a doggy playdate for like your dog and my dog
Yeah, yeah, oh my god
It was good meeting you
He's amazed Matt he's amazed look at him go look at him just running in the grass that's amazing
Pretty sure, you said I scraped my knee
Yeah, it's almost like someone gave me I scraped my knee falling for you
Yeah, that's a pig do you wanna powder what are you guys doing tonight?
We have no idea. Yes, would you would you want to hang out the pig tonight? So maybe we can call you?
Okay. Sure. So it's a I'll put mine in right now
Hey before you go. Can you feed me the cucumber? I'm a little hungry. Hey before you go
Can you feed me some of the cucumber too just like a little bit. Thank
you
Thank you, bye call me
Damn bro as much as I hate to say it, it looks like Kong to savages the winner
Is that Tong bro? Just undeniable Tong you did a good job pearl Bingbing
I can't help think it's because Kong has more Instagram followers where I'm just saying
I'm just saying so go follow a programming on instagram below that subscribe button if you have not subscribed yet at hey Big Mike
There's your plug is gonna go on some dates tonight
My dudes out there you guys want to get some girls
You don't have a pearl Bing Bing or conga savage you are in luck. I have the news go to your keyboard and type in
Logan paul dot-com slash shop and cop your self the hottest softest merch in the game with that said guys
I will see you next time low gang. I love you. I
Messed up the order of that outro. I'm just gonna do this