(upbeat music)
- Oh my God,
I can't believe we're all finally in the same room.
- I know, right!
I haven't seen you guys since last Christmas, I think?
- No!
- It's been a year?
Wow, time flies!
How you been, Raph?
- Oh, good.
- Yeah?
What you been up to?
- Work.
- And work's good?
You still at the same place?
- Yeah.
It's uh, the same.
(laughs)
Nothing new, really.
How 'bout you guys?
- I got a promotion.
- Oh my God!
- Yeah I have like 20 people working under me.
- That's great!
Wow, nice!
- No, it's dumb.
- It's great!
- It's so dumb.
It's great.
You know.
- Well I got a new job.
It's actually kinda my dream job!
- Oh my God!
- I'm very excited.
- I just started my own business.
I got tired of the corporate life and uh,
and my photography's just been blowing up.
- You're famous.
I see you on my phone and I'm like,
that's my girl!
- (thinking) Wow, all my friends
have done so much this year.
Am I doing nothing with my life?
That's so cool.
- So Raph, what've you been up to?
It's been a year,
you must've done so much!
- Yeah!
Um, mentioned work...
(thinking) What have I done?
What have I done?
- Traveled anywhere?
- Yeah.
(thinking) Where did you travel?
You didn't go anywhere this year!
- Yeah, me neither.
- (thinking) Woo, thank God!
- Uh, how 'bout your tour of Asia?
- (thinking) What!
- Oh yeah!
(laughs) I almost forgot about that!
I guess it's like I've been four times,
doesn't really feel like a big deal anymore.
- (thinking) You took a tour of all of Asia?
And just forgot about it?
- Well, I went to Maui.
- (thinking) Why is everyone traveling
to all these cool places?
I didn't know I was supposed to do that!
- And while I was there...
- No!
Shut up!
No!
Shut up!
- You guys I got engaged!
You're a bridesmaid,
you're a bridesmaid,
you better come,
to the wedding.
- (laughs inwardly)
- Sorry I'm late everybody,
so sorry.
- Oh my God!
- You look incredible!
Do a spin.
- Twirl, I'll do a twirl.
- Do a twirl.
- Oh my God, no!
- Woo, baby!
- Thank you, thank you everybody.
Lost 60 pounds.
- (thinking) Dear God,
I haven't lost any weight!
I said I would, but then I didn't do (beep)!
- And I'm so sorry again,
tried to get here as soon as I could but
it is taking forever to paint my new apartment.
- (thinking) No, I'm in the same (beep)!
- And lemme tell you this,
I had to make more space,
for the new dog.
- Aw!
- [Brunette Man] So sweet!
- The cutest little dog!
- Yeah?
- I'll send you photos.
- [Brunette Man] Oh, please!
- (thinking) A dog?
I have to say something cool I've done.
I've been paying my rent!
Once,
a month.
(laughs)
- Raph!
So good to see you!
How've you been?
What do you do with your days?
- (thinking) Uh...
- What'd you do this weekend?
- (thinking) Uh...
- What'd you do before you came here?
- (thinking) Uh...
- What're you thinking about right now?
- (thinking) What am I thinking about?
I'm doing so little with my life
I have nothing to think about?
(inwardly screaming)
(explosion)
- Raph's head exploded.
That's something new that happened this year!
- Oh my God!
I wish I had something that cool going on in my life!
- I'm such a loser!
I don't do anything!
- Me too!
- Aw guys,
it's really no big deal.
(all laughing)
- I mean he's funny!
- Yeah, you got a point.
- Hey it's Jess!
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I don't have any trails to give away.
I wouldn't even know how to go about doing that.
I'd buy land I guess,
Oh God.