The midterms are only a month away,
and one of the most closely watched races
is in Georgia, where Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock is
being challenged by Herschel Walker,
former football star and walking Maury Povich episode.
So let's catch up on today's big twist
in the race in another installment of Votedemic 2022.
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From the very start of this race,
Herschel Walker has been one of the loudest champions
for a total ban on abortion, which made it a bit
awkward this week when a woman accused
him of paying her to get one.
Now, when the story broke, Herschel Walker
said this woman was lying.
I don't even know who this lady is.
But it turns out that he might be the liar.
REPORTER: More fallout for Georgia's pro-life Senate
candidate Herschel Walker after he said he had no idea why
a woman would accuse him of paying
for her to have an abortion.
Have you figured out who it is?
Not at all.
It's sort of like everyone is anonymous,
or everyone is leaking, and they
want you to confess to something
you have no clue about.
REPORTER: But after Walker made that statement,
the woman went public.
She is the mother of one of his children.
Ah.
Oh.
Ew.
Ah.
Oh, that's awkward.
Oh, man.
He says he doesn't know the woman,
but it turns out she is reportedly
the mother of one of his kids?
So either Herschel Walker is lying
or his penis does some crazy shit while he's asleep.
Yeah, penis is just like, he's finally out,
time for me to hit the streets and do
what a glizzy got to do.
Yeah!
Now, after this woman blew up Walker's spot,
he didn't exactly withdraw his denial.
But he did say that if he'd paid for an abortion, quote,
"it's nothing to be ashamed of."
And here's the thing, I agree with that.
I agree with it.
It's not.
Unless you're known as the anti-abortion guy.
That's literally your thing.
It's like if you caught Smokey Bear torching a forest.
Remember, only I can dance among the beautiful light
of the screaming flames, kids.
And now, clearly, Herschel Walker
is willing to run on a platform that he himself
doesn't actually believe.
But what's been amazing to see is how the Republican
Party feels the same way.
There is no perfect person, no way.
He'll do more to change the Senate just
by the sheer presence, by his confidence,
by his deep commitment to Christ.
He's been through a long, tough period.
He had a lot of concussions coming out of football.
He suffered PTSD.
You're telling me Walker used his money to reportedly pay
some skank for an abortion?
I don't care if Herschel Walker paid to abort
endangered baby eagles.
I want control of the Senate.
You know, you got to love it when they
say the quiet part out loud.
I love it.
Abortion is totally unforgivable
unless I need to do it.
In fact-- in fact, what you're saying is
you're fine with an abortion if you need to win
a Senate race, a Senate race.
But you're not fine with a woman needing
it to save her own life.
That's what you're saying.
You know, usually you only see this kind of hypocrisy
from your landlord.
Yeah, if your rent is late by one day,
they kick your door in, want to kick you to the curb.
But then when it takes them two months
to fix a leak in the ceiling, all of a sudden, they're like,
hey, life happens.
Be patient.
All right?
Taking time.
And by the way, I'm going to need
to charge you extra for the rain
coming from your living room.
That's a special feature.
That's what that is.
And by the way, as for the rest of them,
I'm constantly amazed at how quickly Republicans
forgive certain people.
They're like, Herschel Walker deserves
forgiveness for his sins.
I'm not even disagreeing.
But it's interesting how quickly they move.
Right?
But when it comes to prison reform or college debt,
suddenly they're like people have got to pay the price
for what they've done.
There are consequences in life.
You do something, and then there's a consequence.
I'll be honest, people.
I honestly don't understand how any of this makes sense.
But I want to.
I want to, Which is why I've asked Desi
Lydic to FOXsplain it to us.
Herschel Walker is under attack
by the usual suspects, the lamestream media,
the woke left, his children.
But what's the real story?
Well, I've been watching Fox News for 498 hours straight,
and I'm ready to explain why Herschel
Walker is the biggest victim of cancel culture
since the Choco Taco.
I don't care if Herschel Walker aborted baby eagles.
I don't care if he aborted baby kangaroos.
I don't care if he aborted baby otters.
I've been banned from all the petting zoos,
and I don't give a--
I'm sorry, but we're supposed to believe all these stories
from Herschel Walker's kids?
They've never even met Herschel Walker.
Even if he did pay for that woman's abortion,
that just proves that he's a gentleman.
Sorry, feminazis, but chivalry is not dead.
I mean, what is an abortion if not
stopping a freeloader from coming
across the Southern border?
What would Jesus do?
Seriously, I'm asking.
Herschel represents American values--
football, college football.
We are so close to controlling the Senate.
We cannot let our dreams be crushed
by one unplanned pregnancy.
Wait.
I don't care what Herschel Walker did as long as he gets
in the Senate so we can stop other people from doing what
he did, which he didn't do.
Ah!
It doesn't matter what Herschel Walker did in the past.
It matters what he does starting now.
He got caught doing what?
Jesus.
Starting now.