(Bugs groans) (thuds)
- Of course you realize this means, you know.
(whimsical music)
(cymbals clashing) (upbeat music)
(explosion booms)
- Playtime's over. (chains rattle)
- Gee, doc, don't you think that's going a little overboard?
- We're arm wrestling for reals this time.
Now let's get to it.
Ready, steady, go!
(dramatic music) (teeth chattering)
(playful music)
- Uh, what you doin' there, doc?
- I'm arm wrestling this here rabbit.
- Oh yeah?
You gonna win?
- Of course I'm gonna win.
- Okay, I guess I'll bet on you then, doc.
- Yeah, bet on me.
Always bet on Arm Wrestling Sam,
'cause I always win. (chuckles)
(fuse hisses)
Hey, the rabbit turned into a stick of dynamite.
(fuses hissing)
Uh-oh.
(explosion booms)
(gentle wistful music)
(hand thuds)
(triumphant music)
- Oh, hey doc.
Freshen my drink for me, will ya?
- How 'bout a nice spiked punch?
- Uh-oh.
- Any last words, wabbit?
- Yeah, those flip-flops have been out of style
for at least three decades. (whistling)
- Really?
- In fact, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those things.
- Oh well, I was just about to take 'em off.
(heat sizzles) - Oh, oh!
Gracious!
Oh, the cement is red hot!
- Yeah, doc, that sun ain't fooling around.
Better put on some sunscreen.
(sunscreen spurts)
- (screams) My eyes!
Oh no, I can' see.
Oh, ow!
- We gotta get you to the diving board.
This way. (Elmer screaming)
(water splashes)
- Ouch! (rake whacks)
- Watch out for that rake. (Elmer screaming)
- [Elmer] Hot.
- Oh no, doc, watch out for those jacks!
- [Elmer] Ow! Ow! (screams)
Oh no!
- Keep moving, doc! (Elmer screaming)
But don't step on those mousetraps!
(Elmer screaming) (traps snapping)
Or those thumbtacks!
(Elmer screaming)
Watch out for that lemon juice.
- [Elmer] Oh that burns!
- Almost there, doc.
Just turn right and grab the ladder.
(Elmer screaming)
But watch out for those rattlesnakes!
(snakes rattle) (Elmer screams)
(hands smack)
(playful music)
(Gossamer growls)
(playful music)
(hands thud)
Hey, mac, give this a try.
(playful music) (Gossamer grunting)
(shaver buzzing)
(playful music)
(shaver buzzes) (playful music)
(shaver rattles)
(Bugs whistling)
(Bugs humming)
(toilet flushes) (light playful music)
Step two is energize.
- Energize? - Yeah.
First I must apply this conductive gel
so youse get a nice even treatment across the scalp.
(gel spurts)
You may feel a little pinch.
(upbeat music)
(clamp bangs) - Yow!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
- You want hair, don't you?
- Fine, just hurry.
- But of course, doc.
Okay, let her rip.
(playful music)
(electricity buzzes)
(whimsical music)
- You tricked me, wabbit!
(whimsical music)
- The newspaper!
Current events here I come.
Oof! (thuds)
- Oh dear, Mr. Rabbit.
You have taken a nasty fall.
Luckily, I am a doctor.
- You are, are ya?
- Yeah.
Hmm.
It seems you broke your stomach bones.
We'll have to fix you up.
You better listen to me 'cause I'm a real doctor.
And I say you need to go to the hospital in my ambulance.
(kettle screeches)
- Okay, doc, but before we go,
I need you to check out my sick mother.
Her temperature's been running hot lately.
(Bugs whooshes)
- But I don't think-
- I'm so worried about her.
It'll only take a moment.
(wheels squeaking)
Here's the poor, little lady.
(fuse hissing)
- She does look a little hot.
Now hold still.
(fuse hissing)
Hey, you're not sick.
What are you, some kind of hypo-ko-kay-ku-ka-chondri-
(explosion booms)
(kettle screeching) (whimsical music)
(siren blares)
- This is your first time interrogating, isn't it?
- Yeah, why?
- No reason.
Go on, I'm sure you'll do great.
- Hmm, I don't know what you're thinking but-
- I'm thinking I probably would've started
with a little good cop, bad cop.
- Good cop, bad cop?
- It's a little hard to explain to beginners.
- Well, if you're so smart, why don't you just show me?
- I thought you'd never ask!
(playful music)
(Elmer thuds)
First, good cop, all nice and friendly like.
Here, have some homemade pie.
- Oh, goodie pie, pie for me! (laughs)
- Mm-hmm. (hand whacks)
And then when they least expect it,
you give 'em the bad cop.
Where are the carrots, you filthy animal?
Now I'm the bad cop, see? (hand slaps)
(Elmer sobbing)
Oh no, don't cry, doc.
Here, have some ice cream.
- Oh, real- (hand whacks)
- And that's good cop, bad cop.
- Oh, you tricked me again, you horrible,
little, carrot thief!
- Sick 'em, Melania!
- Uh-oh! (dog growls)
(Melania barking)
- Heal, girl!
It's all over, rabbit.
I got you cornered and I'm takin' your hide.
- Wait a minute, doc,
you're not really gonna settle for a measly rabbit skin,
are ya?
Just looking at how thin it is.
Personally, I'd rather wear this fancy Siberian tiger hat.
- Siberian tiger hat?
Only the most important people in Russia
wear one of these beauties.
- And now you're one of them.
You know, with a sweet hat like that,
you look like you're gonna see
one of those fancy Russian ballets.
- Fancy Russian ballet.
- Yep.
And you're in luck because I got tickets.
- We'll don't that beat all?
Could this day get any better?
- Hurry up, doc, you're gonna miss the show.
Tickets, please.
Thank you.
This way.
(upbeat music)
- Fancy hat ballet.
- Is very dark.
Please watch step.
You sit here.
- Oh, gee whiz!
- Enjoy show.
(whimsical music) (low growling)
- Shh!
(tiger growling)
Now, you listen here.
I didn't come to this fancy hat ballet
just to sit next to a loud- - Mama!
- Oh boy.
(chuckles) Fancy hat ballet.
(tiger growling) (dramatic music)
(light orchestral music)
(Sam thuds)
- Hats off to that performance. (laughs)
(upbeat music)