(knocking)
- Hi, welcome to my crib, come on in.
I'm so excited to show you around my domain.
(lighthearted music) (lock clicks)
Let's get started, so basically,
as soon as you enter, you got the bed.
Which I don't sleep in
because it's only really suitable for human spines.
And I also use it as storage for a corpse
that been there for about five months.
So, it's not really ideal for sleeping situation.
In here, we've got the laundry machine,
which I don't use because I only
wear clothes once and then I throw them away
because I love filling up the world with garbage.
The landfills just need more, obviously.
So, it's kind of just another hiding spot for like,
bodies, yeah.
This is my bathroom, which I also never use
because I frankly don't need to clean myself.
The more filth on my body, the more powerful I become.
Yeah, I don't know what to say about this
'cause it's very human, it's kind of gross.
And this is the actual place where I spend all of my time.
Which you can tell because it's the only place
I put any effort into whatsoever in the entire apartment.
So, this is the kitchen.
There's no brands in it at all or anything.
It's very like not branded, you know?
It's very brand neutral.
I just don't know why everybody's on my ass
about being branded all the time.
Because I don't think I have
any brand names in my apartment at all.
And it's just not really fair, anyway.
These are the plants that died within five feet of me.
You can see this one is almost dead.
Just because I am an evil, immortal being,
and so, any life within a few feet of me,
just starts to wither after a few days of proximity.
This is the sign that says queen
because I'm the queen of Hell.
That's well known by everybody.
The reason this was tilted is because I want you
to have a psychological break
because you see things that's aren't aligned properly,
and you're like (gasps).
And then, I can like murder you,
and stuff you in my closet, you know what I mean?
And then, I can like feed off of your life force
for like a longer amount of time,
and sustain myself for another 100 years.
So, then I can continue to enact my plan
to dominate human race in the world.
This fish knows all the secrets.
He's the only one I trust.
This lamp was way more expensive than it should've been.
I don't understand human culture and pricing.
It's ridiculous, this is literally a metal ball
with the top cut off on a stick.
But it costs more than somebody's rent,
and that's just stupid.
Here we have a black and red computer
that the original Steph chose
because she liked the super villain asthenic
before she realized that she was on the shit list of Hell,
and you know, scheduled to be replaced by a demon overlord.
But that's fine.
This is a portrait you should remember her by.
Yeah, she was replaced in the end of June.
What happened was actually,
her plane coming back from Los Angeles
when she was at VidCon, crashed.
And everybody aboard died in ton of flames.
But everybody onboard was replaced
by an agent of the Illuminati,
you know, demons in disguise, whatever.
So, you know, sometimes I'm like,
"Wow, you were an all right person.
"You actually cared about people, that's so nice."
- [Man] Didn't you have a dog?
What's this on the wall? - No.
Nope, nope, no dogs here, nope.
- [Man] Okay.
- But that cow skull is the first cow that I sacrificed
to our lord and savior, Satan.
And you know, it's a nice memory.
The dog skull's not important.
Don't look at that, it's fine.
This is secretly the anatomy of the inside of my body.
I'm just a parasitic plant inside of Steph's corpse.
So, the other corpse in the bed
is a previous version of her
that was even before the original.
It's kind of hard to explain.
Time travel, whatever, it's fine.
This is an eye because I'm watching you.
I also wanted to collect, you know,
kind of like Pagan paraphernalia
because it convinces people that I'm not really demonic,
I'm just a little bit quirky.
But reality is, I'm going to like, enslave the human race,
and like, destroy the planet.
Starting with sponsored videos,
it's the starting place for that.
This is an old computer, it's Steph's original computer.
All it contains is memories of how
actually nice and genuine and sweet she was.
So, I just leave it unplugged 'cause if I look at,
I start to get upset with myself,
and mildly guilty for actually being evil as fuck.
So, I just avoid it altogether.
This is a cicada because insects
will one day feast on all of your bodies.
And I just wanted to represent that in my home.
This is a poster from an alternate timeline.
I went back in time and across space to an alternate Earth,
in which YouTube and the internet was invented,
and allegedly dies.
And this is one of the original posters for that.
From that other dimension.
Oh, this record is the sounds
of all of the screams of Hell.
You can tell because it's written in red ink.
And it's my favorite thing to listen to
to relax and help my unwind.
You know, listen to that with a glass of wine,
you just can't beat it, it's fantastic.
Up there, we have Steph's one award.
The one thing she did, the one achievement she made.
Being so sweet and cute, the one thing she did
was collect a really loving group of beautiful people
that appreciated her and she appreciated them back.
And they created something unique
that had never been seen before together.
And they supported each other through hard times.
And then, I killed her and replaced her.
So it's fine, yep.
That's my lair.
You know, can you do me a favor,
and just get into the shower where the plastic wrap is?
I'll be right there.
There's a bunch of plastic, you can stand on that, okay?
It's fine.