Well hello, ladies and gentlemen,
and everyone watching.
I am your host,
TheReportOfTheWeek.
Well, this video I guess
is being a long time coming.
It's something that I
had the idea to do.
For a long time.
I mean there for weeks or months.
I wouldn't quite say for years,
but it's been getting there.
Of course I've been doing this channel for awhile,
and I get all sorts of comments.
And I get quite a lot of comments
each and every day.
Sometimes I can get as many as
a thousand comments a day,
and you know of course,
I can't see every comment,
but I can get the gist of, you know,
What people's thoughts and feedback
and general views on the videos are.
Now of course in all the years
that this channels been going,
the comments have made everything.
There have been comments that have been absolutely wonderful.
Comments that have been...
extremely hateful.
And comments that are just downright weird
and everything in between.
You really see it all when you've been here long enough.
And I certainly have.
But anyway, I know this type of video
is pretty popular to do.
A lot of people do it.
You know reacting to mean comments,
reading bad comments.
Etc. etc.... and the one thing that's put me off
from doing this video for so long.
I really didn't know how to initiate it.
You know I was originally
gonna try to look around
and see what other people were doing.
But just seeing from...
thumbnails, I kind of saw just everywhere.
Where I saw there was some people
that are reading it off their phones,
there were some people of course
that were doing it in a professional studio,
there were some people that were just...
tears streaming down their face
and everything in between.
I thought to myself,
"I'm just not gonna watch any of these videos,"
"I'm just gonna do it my way..."
And even if this ends up not being...
I suppose the status quo, forgive me.
But I'm just gonna read
perhaps react and respond to a few...
negative comments.
Now I get all sorts of comments,
I know a lot of people might say,
"Well your your comment section is
actually very clean by..."
you know,
"the standards of the many".
And while there might be
a lot of good comments.
There's a lot of bad ones too.
And today I was kind of searching around.
I was trying to find some...
comments that really stuck out to me
to include in this video,
and I was surprised
it actually took a lot more...
It was a lot more of a massive undertaking,
should I say, than I expected.
because all I could get
all I could see was one comment saying "F U".
And then another comment saying
a "F this" "F that" "F thi..."
And I was thinking well,
I want to have some variety here.
I don't want every comment
that I read in this video
to just be the same...
the same thing there's some...
variation thereof.
So I hunted some stuff down
and I came across about
17 comments or so
that I found that I will go through.
Now two things should be mentioned.
First and foremost,
To preserve the anonymity of those
leaving these comments their names have been censored.
Also, I understand a wide variety of people
watch these videos so some of the harshest expletives
in these messages have been
censored to a degree
though the exact messages are likely decipherable
with that being said, some viewer discretion is advised
So please proceed as you see it fit.
On a final note, when it comes down to YouTube
I know hate isn't anything...
You know. It's not a good thing.
I always say everyone should treat each other with respect,
kindness, and dignity.
Of course in a perfect world,
that's how it... really that's how I would like to see it.
But unfortunately that's not the reality we live in today.
Whenever I get hate, the best thing
I try to do now is just brush it off,
ignore it or sometimes in cases like these even
showcase it, even maybe make a little light of it.
With that being said,
let's see what we have here.
I picked out a few so let's...
get on with it.
I'm gonna try to do some crude editing
and get them up on the screen somewhere
so wherever they pop up, they pop up.
Again, I didn't pay 250 dollars
for an editor so for that I apologize,
but here's the first one.
This is a good one all right.
"He looks like a rat."
Now that's...
That's you know, that's...
That's fair. That's fair.
I get this one a lot.
I've gotten hundreds of those comments,
but I was thinking to myself.
Well, he looks like a rat.
Well that may be true.
I think I do have maybe 5% rat DNA
in my makeup.
So that is true,
but I was looking for an upgrade.
You know, he looks like a rat,
but they can do better than that.
So I kept searching.
I kept digging around with my rat like claws
to find something better.
And sure enough look at this.
"This guy eats like a mole rat."
Now that I think took it up a level.
It's not it's not just a rat anymore.
It's a mole rat,
and that's a big step right there,
so that just that just boosted the leveling.
in an incalculable level.
in an incalculable level level.
in an incalculable level level level.
in an incalculable level level level level.
Anyway, I was saying.
I want to even go further.
I want to push the envelope here.
I want to just keep this going
and then I found this one.
And this is, I think, there's nothing better than this.
You look like an albino rat with an actual picture.
I don't think that is an albino rat in the picture.
I think that's just a little mouse,
but this person went all out.
I'm not a rat.
I'm not a mole rat.
I'm an albino rat
with the little mouse
emoji, I suppose,
placed next to it.
That's incredible.
I didn't think it could go any farther than that.
That's the zenith of all of the rat comparison comments
that do exist out there.
That's it. That's the peak.
That's the apex.
So I thought to myself, all right.
We got that out of the way.
Let's find some other stuff now.
There's this one.
I get this a lot.
I've been getting this since 2013.
I don't understand why people have this obsession
with wanting to punch me so much.
But I've been getting this for so long
you get people they say
they want to punch me.
You know they want to sucker punch me.
And they want to do this.
They want to do that.
I get so many of these,
it's quite funny.
I don't understand the obsession.
This guy even offered.
He said "how much money to punch you
in the face multiple times?"
Well, that's an interesting offer,
and I was trying to analyze that a little further.
What exactly did he mean by that?
How much money to punch you in the face multiple times?
So is he saying he would pay me?
To punch me in the face multiple times.
Or does he want me to pay him?
So he could punch me in the face multiple times.
That confused me.
I was kind of scratching my head at that one.
I really wasn't sure what to make of it.
And then I was thinking you know,
If...
If he, you know, I wanted to know
what the going rate exactly is.
because it's not something that I'm exactly very proficient in.
So what would the going rate exactly be?
To punch me in the face multiple times?
And I'm afraid I just haven't an answer
if he listed his prices
maybe we can kind of work a deal out,
but I'm afraid he didn't.
so unfortunately that was just
a business opportunity that's lost.
I'm afraid to say.
Next time from where to advise on his part.
He's got to name the price,
and then we could go from there.
This one was just weird.
"I want to beat him up then..."
That's just one of those things,
I just I have nothing to say to it.
That's all that I have.
So all right.
Going from rats to punching me.
Next we go... Oh,
we got one more.
This one got three up votes.
So this is a good one.
"i just really want to punch you right in the jaw,
like just full-out fist to the jaw."
Well I do appreciate the descriptiveness
and it's clear other people did too.
But I appreciate you could really see the passion
come out in that one though.
You know he reiterates his point.
He's got... he's a man on a mission.
That's all that I can say there.
This one's always classic.
There's another one...
Get so many of those I swear.
you get people to, you know,
that say these things to me.
And you know, you take it with a grain of salt.
You say ... these people you don't know them,
you just ignore them,
you brush them off.
Forget about those people.
You know, you move onward, you move forward,
and we move on to the next one.
This one...
This one just...
this one makes me laugh because of the guys avatar.
I don't know why it is.
But this one. I just found rather funny.
The guy he says, "with that big ass suit".
I'm sorry, that one just makes me laugh.
There's something about the guys avatar,
that just did that one in for me,
and I just had to...
Had to do that.
I get so many of those they also come in
and talk about the suit styles you know that I wear.
Because I wear the detachable collars,
or I wear the old style suits or the way.
I present myself.
I get so many people that come in
and say these things and it's just funny.
It's just funny and that one just made me laugh
for some reason.
Here's almost three
Consecutive ones. The first two are about the suit.
and I'm the third one I guess
I'm not just an alien, but I'm a...
"bleeping bleeping alien".
I swear.
Let's see what else we got here.
this one,
This one was clever.
"Lmao a list of ways to ROAST him"
And he just lists them off.
"stingy",
"Salmon hair, frog, Donald Trump, elf",
"chin bleeper",
"TF eyebrows is this, bony skin",
"Forehead big as my..."
Posterior.
No offense.
I'm not trying to be mean,
but this is all true facts, but hey,
I'm judging from the outside.
He could actually be pretty cool guy,
so don't hate on me guys."
Now, I was looking at this list.
And some of these things, you know,
I was thinking, well,
maybe, maybe not,
but two of them they got me.
And I just sat there for a while,
and I'm looking at it right now.
and it leaves me speechless.
And I would say is ways to roast me
not all of them did,
but two of them were utterly successful.
"Salmon hair and bony skin".
I don't even know what to make of those two.
Incomprehensible.
Now speaking on the incomprehensible.
Of course aside from all the standard people just saying this or that.
We get a few truly incomprehensible comments
that do come in every day like this guy says.
"Why do you do it a food review?
Here is why, because you're an Illuminati puppet.
You're helping them with their depopulation agenda,
doing review of unhealthy food first year of your YouTube.
You did energy drink review is it any healthy people
that look like you do you even look at yourself?
I mean give me a break."
And then who can forget this one.
This one was posted on the failed
Little Caesars of you where I'm kind of sitting outside
in the snow trying to review a pizza. https://youtu.be/g0fwcSRtpPI
"You know review brah,
I really would have liked to eat a pizza
very similar to the one you ate in the snow.
Here, but I became embroiled in
some kind of senseless stoush
with my older neighbor.
He has trees classified
in these parts as 'noxious weeds'.
These trees are huge,
and they're getting into my plumbing via their behemoth root systems.
Anyway, it's gonna cost me thousands
to replace all the plumbing under the ground
and may neighbor just said,
'Well, you should have thought about that
before buying the house.'
I said 'Dude, it's worse than that.
Your tree branches are thick as three bowling balls.
And they're hanging from my roof guttering as we speak.
I said 'friend, the answer using the connection
as a bridge to my new air conditioning system,
and it has been infested.'
Again, he says 'well, you should have thought about that
before you bought the house.'
So anyway, I had no mood for pizza."
And that was just eloquently written.
I suppose I could, I can sympathize
with you to a degree,
but to another degree...
It seems like you have quite the problem
on your hands,
that's all that I can really say to that one.
And then there's some of the things
that come out that just kind of
make me shake my head and say,
This is ridiculous!
So this guy here at the top.
He just starts out with you know,
a negative completely inoffensive comment.
He says who cares you lame weirdo.
Well. That's fine. He has a right to say it.
As you've seen compared to
some of the stuff it's harmless.
Some of the people they kind of give harmless replies.
"Oh nice try."
"700k people do", "watch your mouth young lady".
Some harmless replies right?
It's just a pretty harmless comment
someone who might not like the channel
just voicing his thoughts out.
In a way that...
it's not really offensive.
again some inoffensive replies.
Then I scroll down, and I my jaw almost dropped
at how it just degraded.
So you see the top comment there
watch your mouth.
I'm not even gonna... I'm not even gonna really
Repeat any of these,
but just just take a quick look at this stuff.
Alright that second one's a meme.
The third one the guy's given
him a warning.
But then the last two.
I mean they're telling this guy
you should go die for saying that.
Now granted these people
are saying it as a joke.
But still I think that's a little harsh
considering the subject matter
of the original comment wouldn't you think?
And that's just...
that's just a little...
a little too overboard.
I would say, even if they're trying to say
that in my defense that's a bit too much, I'm afraid.
And finally I want to end this one with an email.
This one was
straight and to the point.
"This needs to stop."
Now I get a lot of emails in my
E-mail address every day
in the hundreds at this point.
A lot of spam, a lot of genuine remarks
And everything in between,
but this one kind of caught my eye,
because it was very hastily titled "This needs to stop."
So I clicked on it,
and I thought to myself
"Well, what needs to stop?"
What exactly is
is going on here?"
Inquired about this.
Individual writes: "my grandma does not like your videos.
She is 84, this is enough." [Pounding the table]
Well dear sir or madam,
It is quite unfortunate to tell you,
but I'm afraid to announce that
it is more likely that your grandma
is to stop before my videos do.
I know that was harsh,
but that came to mind immediately after saying that.
That's all but with all respect to your grandma,
if she doesn't like the videos,
she doesn't have to watch them.
And that really goes for anyone if you don't like the content,
you don't have to watch it.
We all have that free ability
to click on the channel,
and if we don't like it
could leave the dislike and we can click off of it.
Well anyway,
That was just kind of reading and reacting
to a few mean
comments here and there.
I know I get a lot every day.
But I think the best way to kind of
take all this stuff is with a grain of salt.
Ignore it. Brush it off
and just move onward and forward.
And if they really do get to you
it's always good to have a good support network
in place whatever that might be.
Your friends, your family, your loved ones
any things in day-to-day life that might give you
Contentment, solace or happiness
because I know at first when
I first started getting all these negative comments
they were really getting to me,
but I found ways to cope with it and at this point
I just see them I brush them off,
and I was even able to make a video kind of, you know,
Kind of saying you know what?
This is what it means to me.
Whoops wrong hand.
Forget it. I was trying to make a zero
with my hand. you understand the picture,
But that's what it means to me
doesn't mean anything to me.
You just brush it off
And as I said,
you just move onward and forward.
Well, thank you all for watching this video
ladies and gentlemen.
I hope you enjoyed it.
It was just trying out something new
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