- (children) Kids react to viral videos!
This episode: Going to the Store!
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- What?
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- What?
- Whoa!
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- That's nasty.
(giggles)
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- (slight giggle) What?
- Um...
- This is, by far, one of the weirdest things you've ever shown us.
- Oh my god!
(gasps and whimpers)
- (giggles) What the heck is he doing?!
- That didn't-- (stammers).
(babbles)
What was that?!
- I am not impressed.
I am too not impressed.
- (children) Question time!
- (Finebros) So what did we just have you watch?
- I'm not going to tell you guys, okay?
- (Finebros) Why not? - Because it's inappropriate.
- I have no idea.
- Something disturbing, that's for sure.
- You made me watch an action figure.
- Is that, like, a balloon or a robot?
- It was the weirdest looking thing ever.
- (Finebros) How would you describe it?
- A man that was walking around, doing nothing.
- A random person-creature.
- A mannequin dancing, but it's naked.
- Uh...naked.
- Naked and ugly.
- I found the perfect word for this: derpy.
- (Finebros) Can you show us how it was walking around?
- (giggles) It was...
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(babbling)
- I can't! No! I have bones!
That thing didn't. That thing had noodles for bones.
- (Finebros) Why don't humans walk like that normally?
- Because I'm in public!
I don't want to be embarrassing myself and my family.
- Because it's just not natural.
- I don't think it's physically possible to move all your limbs
in that fashion for that long.
- I would get tired really easily.
Although, on the other hand, it probably is a really good exercise method.
- (Finebros) When you first saw it appear on the street, what did you think?
- "What are you making me watch?"
- I just couldn't describe it. It was funny.
- I was like, "Is this real? Oh my gosh!"
- Whaaa? Like that Minion. "Whaaat? - Whaaat?
- Boom! You're just like, "What is that?!"
- (Finebros) Why was it naked?
- I don't know!
- I have no clue!
- Maybe it didn't have any in his drawers or in his closet.
- That is appalling.
- I don't approve.
- I think it was naked because it's funnier.
- (Finebros) What happened when it tried to go up the stairs?
- Well, I covered my eyes because it was so ugly!
- It fell down.
- It just fell.
- It fell like this. (groans) - It fell down and had a seizure.
- A complete utter spasm on the stairs,
and then there's just a sign that says,
"Oh, yeah, just don't have spasms on the stairs."
- There was a sign that said, "No doing... up the stairs!"
- Or maybe the people that animated this don't know
how to make a mannequin go up the stairs.
- (Finebros) What was the point of this video?
- I don't believe there really is a point.
- This video has as much point as a dull pencil.
- To make people think, "What is this video about?" (giggles)
- Don't walk around naked and wobble
or else you won't be able to make it up the stairs to go back home.
- Did someone wake up in the morning and say, "Hey! I'm going to go call
my friends up so we can make a video about a butt-naked guy
dancing around like a complete idiot!"
Oh, that should be a creepy pasta because that thing is weird looking!
- (Finebros) Would you say you liked the video?
- No.
- Yeah, I liked it.
- I liked it. It was pretty funny.
- Not really.
- No. Not really, no. - No.
It was kind of strange.
- No, I don't like this video.
- I'm not a fan of these kinds of videos.
- No, because it's retarded.
- I have no mutual feelings for this video.
I am utterly confused.
- It's one of those videos on the weird part of YouTube.
- (Finebros) What do you think the title of this video should be?
- "The Naked Dancer." (giggles)
- "A Video I Made Because I was Bored."
- "Don't Watch This. It's Creepy."
- I don't know why people do that on YouTube!
Do not click!
Of course, you're going to click it. - (whispers) Is that reverse psychology?
- (Finebros) It's called "Going to the Store".
- What?! That doesn't make sense!
- They might have been going to any store!
- But there was no store.
- But he didn't go to a store!
- Going to the store? He goes to a parking lot!
And then he flips out on the stairs!
- Oh! Maybe because the stairs are walking up to the store.
- (Finebros) So this video has over 16 million views.
- Oh my god!
- (Finebros) Does that surprise you? - No, that does not surprise me.
- I can believe it.
- People, what are you doing with yourselves?
- Yeah, I mean, there's this big, beautiful thing out there...
It's called Earth!
- This is what our society has come to.
It's pretty insane, don't you think?
- (Finebros) Why would so many people want to watch the naked weird thing
walking down the street? - Are they high?
- Maybe they saw the beginning, not the dummy,
and just clicked on it.
- I feel like old people would watch this.
They're easily impressed
and they can laugh really easily about stuff.
And I feel like old people watch this when they're bored with reading books.
- (Finebros) Final question: how would you react
if you were walking down the street and saw that thing walking towards you?
- Just run away.
- I'd run.
- 9-1-1.
- Run my butt back to my house and just lock all the doors,
shut the windows, grab a knife, and hide under my bed.
- Oh my gosh, I would be so shocked!
I'd be like, "Oh my gosh! What's happening? Oh my gosh!"
- I'd actually first give him some clothes,
then play basketball and other games with him.
- (Finebros) This really blew your mind a little bit.
We've never had you have this type of reaction
to anything we've shown you on this show. (laughs)
- I don't know what to say.
If I ever have a bad day though, I'm going to be completely truthful,
I'm going to watch this video. This would cheer me up so much.
This would erase everything on my mind
and I would just be thinking about this video.
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- We'll see you next time! Okay, I gotta get out of here.
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