- That's Flash and that's Tommy.
Flash loves to eat, and Tommy's the hiding one,
but when he's really starving, he eats.
Mostly he's the healthy one.
- We have been here for five minutes. That's it.
Oh boy, all these kids want to trade Duncan
for reptiles, birds, guinea pigs.
Poor Duncan, no one loves him.
Duncan? Are you read to get replaced?
So, Duncan is in timeout
because he was attacking our landscapers
that are here at our house today doing great work.
Naughty Duncan.
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We're really replacing Duncan.
- I didn't think it was gonna happen but, they're set.
- Guess we're doing it.
Um, dogs? Do we want another dog?
- No.
- [Jamie] Trade? No? Okay.
Uh, bird?
Birds terrify me guys.
- Reptiles!
Wait, I think that might be it!
That one's it, that one's it, that one's it.
That's the one I want.
- [Payton] Oh it's so cute!
- [Blake] Where's the spider?
- [Steve] Where's the spider?
- [Jamie] You want a spider?
- No, I want to see him.
- [Jamie] Are you really willing to give up Duncan?
- No. - [Jamie] You want that?
- No.
- [Jamie] A guinea pig?
You want to switch a guinea pig for Duncan?
- [Payton] Guinea pigs! I know,
I know how to take care of guinea pigs.
- For the record, I want to keep Duncan.
- It's a red footed tortoise!
There's two of them!
- Hey I need to tell you something,
I found something up there!
- Yeah those are um...
- [Steve] Look at the chameleon.
That's what I want. - [Payton] Those are weird!
- [Jordyn] Please, please!
- [Payton] Ew, it's eyes are creepy.
- All right, so, so far, we need a vote.
So, are we trading Duncan for a guinea pig,
a chameleon, Steve votes chameleon,
Taylor, you voted guinea pig?
- What?
- You want a vote, you want to trade Duncan
for a guinea pig? - [Taylor] No.
- Gecko!
- You want a gecko?
- [Payton] Turtle!
- [Jamie] And, and a turtle.
Okay, so those are your guy's choices,
comment below real quick
what we should trade Duncan for.
- I said I don't want to trade Duncan!
- Guys, which one should I get,
if I'm able to get?
Which one? I'm saying that one. I think that one.
Did you know that they...
they, alive bugs.
- [Payton] Ew no, we're not getting a gecko.
- [Steve] That's disgusting.
- [Payton] Jordan you're gonna have to grab him
from in the thin air and then, boom!
- No, you put them in a box.
- [Jamie] Is that what they eat
instead of live bugs?
- No, that's their poop.
They're born potty trained so they poop,
they all poop in one corner.
- [Payton] Ew, ew, ew, what is it?
(Payton screams)
That's not a pet, ew, ew, ew.
- [Jamie] What is it?
- [Payton] The worms!
- So these, these are worms that you feed them.
- Ew, ew! It's mealworms!
- Geckos eat mealworms, wax worms,
like, um, cockroaches, and stuff like that.
- Okay guys, no lie, Jordyn wrote an entire essay yesterday
of all of the facts about geckos.
- I'm practically an expert on these things.
Please can I get it?
I'll buy it with my own money, I brought my wallet!
- [Child's Voice] Get the chameleons,
that's what Rapunzel has.
- [Steve] I can't even see him.
Where's the chameleon?
- [Jamie] You want that thing?
You would touch that thing?
- Touch it? No!
- It's coming to me, it was walking to me!
It's looking at me with it's beady eyes.
It's showing me its throat
because that's how big its throat is,
it's gonna eat me!
- [Steve] It's gonna eat you.
- [Blake] It's coming out!
- [Payton] It's Tommy eating!
- [Jamie] Did you already name it?
- [Payton] That's Flash...
- That's bad news.
- That's Flash and that's Tommy.
Flash, Flash loves to eat and Tommy's the hiding one
but when he's really starving, he eats.
Mostly he's the healthy one.
- We have been here for five minutes. That's it.
What is that in there?
- It's a hamster.
- [Jamie] You want a hamster?
- It's only twenty dollars!
- [Jamie] You would trade Duncan
for a twenty dollar hamster?
- No, I would want Duncan and the hamster.
- [Jamie] Do you like those?
- Yeah.
- [Payton] It's a rat, it's a rat, it's a rat!
That's a, hairless guinea pig?
That's not a, no one would want that.
Sorry little dude, you're there forever.
- [Steve] Oh my gosh.
- Oh it's nasty.
Wait, is this one hairless?
No. Oh, thank goodness.
This is my nightmare.
- Please!
- I mean the gecko will pee less on our floors.
- No! It stays in it's cage,
and it's born potty trained,
and it will not, not, leave it's poop territory.
- Oh boy, all these kids want to trade Duncan
for reptiles, birds, guinea pigs.
Poor Duncan, no one loves him.
Do you not love Duncan?
Jordyn, do you not love Duncan?
Why are you crying?
You just want one so badly?
- I've been saying it over and over again,
I want Duncan!
- All right guys, we can't fully make a decision
of which animal we are going to be replacing Duncan with.
- Plus I'm starting to like Duncan again.
- But, we let these girls know
that we were coming just to look.
Jordyn has a major obsession with,
what are these called again?
- [Steve] Geckos. - [Jamie] Geico? What?
- Leopard geckos.
- [Jamie] Leopard geckos.
But, we are going to be leaving them,
and you'll have to say goodbye.
- That's feisty, he was biting it.
- [Blake] Through the glass.
It's cold, it's calling for help!
- [Jamie] It's calling for help?
Saying help me!
All right. We were promised no tears.
Okay everyone say goodbye to their animals
because we're going home.
- Bye Tommy, bye Flash.
- Bye hamster.
- Bye bird.
- [Jamie] Say bye!
- I think Jordyn really thought she was getting a gecko.
But we tried to tell her that we're just coming to look.
All right so we walked into this store full of energy
and happy, and now we're leaving it kinda...
- [Steve] Everyone's a little sad.
- Everyone's a little down.
- We're not getting rid of Duncan?
- No, we are never ever gonna get rid of Duncan,
we're keeping him for the long haul, okay Blakey?
- Okay.
- All right guys, but I really do want to know,
which animal did you guys think
was the coolest that you saw?
- Hamster.
- Turtle!
- [Steve] What'd you say Blake?
- Turtle!
- [Jamie] You liked the turtle?
- Yeah!
- All right.
- All right fine, guys,
we'll just get the hairless guinea pig,
that's what I'm willing to get.
- No! - [Payton] No! Ew!
- [Jamie] That was disgusting.
- That was bad.
- [Jamie] Aw, and you wanted to trade him in!
- No I didn't! I want...
- [Jamie] You want to trade him in for a hamster!
- No, I want something,
Duncan's sleeping in my room tonight.
- [Jamie] Duncan, did you believe
we were getting rid of you?
We would never never get rid of you Duncan. Okay?
You're stuck with us forever you silly little dog!
Even though you attack the landscapers.
But that is something we definitely need to work on.
All right, so while all of the girls
were trying to trade Duncan in for another animal...
- I didn't say that!
I didn't say that.
- Miss Parker was at school and now she's home,
but we have a back to school party
that we need to get to, are you ready?
Let's go!
What is going on in here?
- What do you want?
- [Jamie] Are you really doing homework?
Because it looks like you're on your phone.
- Well I have to figure out
what to do when a kickback happens...
- We're gonna go to a party!
- We're going to a party?
Can I go to the party?
- You are coming.
- [Jamie] Okay let's go! We're going to a party!
- It is back to school party!
- Woo!
- [Jamie] All of our lives are in Stephens hands right now.
I'm scared.
- [Jordyn] Everyone's scared.
- We're all scared.
(slurping)
- [Steve] Hey guys can I have a drink?
- [Blake] No!
- [Jamie] We got batteries.
This thing is totally happening!
Yes, Steve did buy this
as a crazy impulse buy and I do not know why,
but, it kinda looks cool,
so we're gonna put batteries in this thing,
and test it out in our pool area!
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All right, are you ready? Moment of truth!
You bought it, you have to use it!
- I hope this thing holds me up.
- [Jamie] You're not even wearing a bathing suit.
- I wonder if I pumped it up good enough.
- [Jamie] I don't know, get in and try it out.
- Woo! It's gonna flip over on me in a minute.
- [Jamie] Stephen hold it still for him.
(Jamie laughing)
- What the heck are these red buttons?
- Hold this for me, and don't push any buttons!
- [Jamie] Don't push any buttons!
- All right.
- [Jamie] Okay okay okay.
Okay, you're not even wet are you?
- [Stephen] Except his arm.
- [Jamie] Okay. What in the world does that do?
- I'm driving it.
- [Jamie] Are you really?
- See you later!
- [Jamie] What in the world!
I guess you need to figure out how it works.
- [Stephen] Forward is forward,
backwards is backwards.
Every direction it's facing
is the way the thing underneath you is facing okay?
It's pretty simple.
- What's he talking about.
- [Stephen] I'm trying to teach you.
- [Jamie] Whoa, look at you spin!
Is it easy to work?
- Not yet. Figuring it out.
(Jamie laughing)
- [Girls Voice] What the heck?
- [Stephen] This is strangely cool.
- [Jamie] There comes dad!
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