hello everyone my name is Evan Edinger
and this is Liam Dryden hello I'm Liam
Dryden and with Evan Edinger and today
we're gonna be learning how to speak
Scottish so Liam wheeler that's right I
do I have to learn as well you do you
have to relearn everything I have to
forget everything I know start always
planning going to Edinburgh this past
month I didn't end up going on yet again
I told my mom about it and she called me
she said Evan I want you to visit Nessie
I want you to visit Loch Ness and visit
a couple castles okay
well that's all I know about Scotland at
this point oh and you have princesses
with very nice red hair sure that test
they change their fate a lot okay that's
all I know
yeah that's very realistic interesting
okay good that doesn't brave assumption
so Oh what about you haha dad jokes okay
so what do I have to learn today a
little bit of essential Scottish slang
okay from various parts various cities
in the country I'm gonna read them off
to you you're gonna have a vague guess
of what you believe they might be I'll
tell you if you're right wrong which I
then if you're wrong you have to drink
vinegar no not again there's no vinegar
involved in this video so what's up
first first word I decided to go with
his band baton been a bear no a Bin's
it's no a hi no there's no greetings
here we don't have greetings arrived
rings it's gone
aren't we Taryn is a man not like what
is a baron there is a tiny man a baby
Oh bear man baby so like baby now is my
bear I asked my bad mother is sacrifice
okay are you bad I'm a bear to the Bears
okay so it's got when they have bear
baby sandy beby
mmm hot girl no baby Thanks we'll come
around to my Morris Moors and then we
are as in we all live in misty Moors
luring my babies in like watch it it's
not how it goes
what is it Buffy a Betty is a drink Oh
beverage beverage oh right Oh am I gonna
have pain a baby I called a girl at
beverage you can't say you cool beverage
how about you went rushing what my
whistle don't you dare don't what's up
next I'm gonna get one of these that's
ready got a next one is smiling this
isn't inappropriate it doesn't mean
anything like swallow well I mean that's
probably where it came from but what
does it mean swallow it drunk come
somewhere it also means drink yes yeah
I got gotten just so Goddard I wish that
it had gone well but it didn't that's
cut it it's a different word it is
different Oh got it
it's when you're bowling and it was in
the gutter no bullying bullying is not
really a commonplace activity Goddard
when something is inappropriate it isn't
propria but that's not what it is mind
in the gutter I don't know what it
scattered drunk oh gosh I just lost most
of these things there alcohol get you a
daddy at the end of any word it's always
me drunk yes that is the case that was
one messin drying in the gutter oh ah
yeah you are got so gr lying in the
gutter in a pool of your own vomit
looking like a shadow state great
Scottish people get Gutter too much wine
Scottish people do like alcohol and Mead
Mead well we're not Vikings are you not
dwarves are all the dwarves Scottish old
war one for the Rings right ah
Dwalin Balin the others are kind of not
really okay really
ah crabbit crap sticks we don't have a
scotch boat for crab sticks what up he's
definitely a famous rabbit is when you
are binge drinking no totally drunk no
yo Mary Tom Burns are such a crabbit
idiot depends on time he Gaston what is
it done Travie means like cranky oh it's
crabby for a bit yeah Travis these are I
bet everyone's making fun of me that was
probably really easy crabbit crabby hey
okay crabby Goyle
got it Roberts cravaack going topic
toilet they were Scottish Mennella Foyet
made sure you never spoke they didn't
know I said they know headlines where
when he was sacked for doing cocaine
Oh mines of coke ah Liam Dryden makes
Mike's Oscar haver haver
haver hello no I've got hay fever it's
just cutting soul Havers deficiency in
language you know it's a half of
something how haver know it's a lyric in
in the Proclaimers 500 miles I'm leaving
oh hey my wood haver five no that's I
would walk a light at my Haven I'm gonna
be a nice a burden to you but that
doesn't really help at all talk yes yeah
it means to talk too much okay only a
family babbling or blathering or he was
however an awful lot at other school
school school school school school
exactly how I said amy pond's get in
police box nothing not to use an idiot
there we go dummy straight out that's a
that's a as you said we're pretty
commonplace why it's nice it's like
nothing this is it's a bang see where
it's nothing no thing about big people
slick it slick it yeah very sly and it's
all right yeah
oh really like cunning a slide is
leaking man with any words like uh one
more
in stretch ha ha ha little rad this has
to be a cool thing because you wouldn't
be a little bad rad means radical cool
I'll take it uh it basically means like
I came up with it sounds like eleven you
came up with me this but I didn't come
up with the word itself and I came Josh
what I came up with it I can't what with
using it as like a moniker when I was
eleven it basically means like a crazy
young guy or person oh cool yeah like a
scottish equivalent of dude maybe but uh
maybe a more of a dude Brad's kinda like
it okay so now that I can do British
accent and I know all of the Scottish
words that I need to know to fit in how
can I speak Scottish accent it's sacred
I've heard if I just repeat Merida's
phrases over and over it's a high chance
to change a fad would ya
I'm really embarrassed for you is it
it's not bad that's Scotland
it sounds like Liverpool a Scottish okay
oh oh it's for you I would try Moorish
right because that is the Canadian oh
it's all good what are you doing I've
got layers that's art I've got layers
what's that that sounds more like Jamie
zero zero one zero
Oh Lucas have layers layers layers the
accent has layers evil ogres have layers
like where they stay it's a star
it's a pond it's a start donkey I locked
wapis speak like Shrek and you will be
Scottish with our words today you like
this video give it a thumbs up if you
like Liam please check out his channel
where he has lots of Scottish accents
and things I guess that's what you do
now I have a varied selection of
Scottish accents for you to try on
anyway thank you for watching this video
I'll see you guys next week goodbye
I got budget
I got gutted I'm not British I'm
Scottish