very said is it okay to nominate Jacob
Riis bog for dick of the year this early
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I mean I reckon he's probably won it
yeah yeah look if you don't know what
we're talking about Jacob Riis mug looks
like he's going back-to-back Deeks
he made this seeming little callus
assessment of what happened in the
tragedy principal fire Wow Wow the only
way you can get a dick less sensitive
than that is to put a condom on it it's
an election period so you have to be
careful what you say and I have to be
balanced yeah what a balance
[Applause]
which strikes me as Michael Jackson's
band from some radio stations and that
prick is Jacob Riis MOG later apologized
saying and I quote what I meant to say
is that I would have also listened to
the Fire Brigades advice to stay in
weight at the time don't you hate it
when you say the exact opposite of the
thing you really had to say rap the
storms II was one of the first to
criticize Jacob Riis mogar's he
basically said boy push posh boy shut up
his tweet said and I quote you need to
resign you're an actual piece of I
mean in all fairness though at least
something grows out of I think I
need to retire the phrase piece of ships
it will never fit more a plate and I
like the fact the atted Jacob Riis Smaug
yeah knowing that Jacob Riis Smaug
probably doesn't follow storms they all
know who storms the only the only
musicians he follows are Johann
Sebastian Bach and vogner not the guy
from x-factor very smug read that tweet
and went why am I being criticized by
the weather
I'm gonna make a prediction you're not
gonna see a lot of Jacob Riis Magan XP
weeks why because the Tories are trying
really hard to convince you they're not
the nasty party and Jacob Riis mole just
made it look like they are he is gonna
keep a lower profile than Michael
Barrymore in a pool party
I mean honestly who'd have thought the
guy who was raised exclusively by his
nanny might be out of touch with normal
people Jacob Riis mug said it would be
common sense to disobey firefighters
advice during an emergency you know what
I think common sense is not saving money
by wrapping a building in
polyester
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late look maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm
wrong maybe Jacob Riis smoke would react
better than most people in an emergency
situation but the only way to prove that
is to test it go with me I'm proposing a
high-stakes episode of Crystal Maze
which Jacob Riis MOG is locked in a
burning building which is clad in twigs
dry leaves and paper mache while
firefighters give him advice in one ear
Android bridging is on a landline
telling him to go with your gut he's got
30 seconds to make it out alive all
realize that no one cares
you