Mario: Oh come on already! come on bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbich
lol meme ded
Peach: *sighs of boredom* wtf bich
Clock: 99999999999999 years later
Mario: mAAAAAMaAAAMAmAAMaAMAMA
Mario: WHAT
Mario: MAMA FLOPPER!
Mario: *Italiano intensifies*
Mario: no!
Luigi: Huhuhuhahaha gochy gochy!
Luigi: Oh yeah omatotododebato
Luigi: Mario!
Luigi: Ametodedoeddedodedesmeteradodo
Mario: Mamma Mia
Mario: Ima supaaaaa-
Mario: hungry
Mario: Ohhhhh noooo. Oh (FP: oooh yes i remember the spaghetti domination episode from naughty Smart Mario)
Mario: OOP mama mia
Mario: Mamma Mia. (Oh wow, no italian food for u bob)
Luigi: Huhuhuhahaha
Luigi: Lucky me! Oh yeah.
Luigi: Go weegee. LATA
Important Banking Stuff: Give mo
Important Banking Stuff: Give mon
Important Banking Stuff: Give mone-y
Old Peach: dEEEEEEEEEd*dies*
EH, EH, EH (-drop and roll.. and then..)
Peach: *SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY AND IT HURTS* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (now thats one heavy coin)
Slowpoke: Thank you, come again
Mario: *angry* annnrg
Mario: Come on you witches
Mario: I got it!
Mario: Time to Die. (awww shoe, here we go again)
Mario: *Sings his tune*
[yep he is ded for sure] [Stupids that edited some of this now in "r:" rip bomb thing 1213123123123123B.C. -2019]
*EXPLOSION* (totally ded...)
Mario: Eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
Mario: Want it boy? Go get it!
*fart.wav*
>>MONEH SPOTTED<<
Wario: OOOOOOOOOOOO -spy from teamfortress2 laughlongcut.wav-
Mario: Hmmmm
Mario: d a t @ $ $ !
*Mario Plane Noise.mp3*. *BOING*
omg that's creepy
Woody???: 50m3 b0dy p01soned the assssssssssssssssss hole
Crash: -woah intensifies-
(as we see here, we witness a spectacular event going on)
Mario: Hmmmmm
*DunDun!.m4a*
Mario: gotta gO fASt *gotta go fast merio edition* [sonic is cant compete dis except for glitch]
Mario: YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYAYAHo [oh sm64 glitch in gmod]
Mario: Weeeeeeeee
Mario: doh.ohshoe S L A M
Swagmaster9000: Chris? Chris sometihng: yes swag? Swag: is someone trying to cut in our line chris: i think swag
swagmasterfrickit: There will be no line cuttin while swag on duty -equips a fricking hammer- (oh ur dead boi)
swagmaster69123: just a smash
*Mario FKING DEEEED*
O O F.audio Mario: nRRG
Mario: Awww hell noooooooaaaaa
Mario: Hmmmm
Mario: ehmatotododebedotobesetodebadetobado
Mario: Hello bob HELP ME
Bob: No, get lost
Mario: What a witch
Mario: Huhu hello, can I have auh, piece of pleas?
Meggy: Essqretresqtre qestreeereetemre
Mario: Motherfrogger ahahaha adotededeto
Toad: Nope
Mario: *More adotetdedeto
Bowser: Guys im not gay
Mario: Hey witch, I would like to have your-
OH GAWD
SLAM
OH COME ON
Mario: why are you guys so mean to me :(
Mario: Looks like super mario IQ time.
*millions of plane noises* BOOTIS
UH OH STINKY! AURORA BOREALIS?! Hey guys, Scott here, big day for me, I finally bought a shoelace!
fishy boopkins: heEey thats pretty good!
Mario: Oh my GOD
Mario: O hooo, hello! you little sheep
FB: Huh? Oh hey mario, whats up?
Mario: haha!
Mario How about a nice game of Smash dat @$$?
FB: Oh yes! Yay this is gonna be so much fun! (dat kirby expanded like that donkeh kong)
Mario: Oh boy, lots of fun!
FB: Sure no problem! Oh I really wanna show you my ganondorf! :D (powerful but slow like a turtle)
FB: I have been practicing him a lot lately
FB: What? No!
Mario: It was him, lets get him fellas.
Fb: WAIT NO IT WASNT ME WA-
*DED*
FB: Ow
Mario: Haha! adotodetodedatedodedo
Mario: That'sa so nice!
Mario: Okey dokey lets a do this!
Mario: Hooo hoooooooooooo (its time to play the waiting game!!!)
Mario: (squeaky voice) HeRe We Go On ThE rAiLs
Mario: Wheeeeeeeeeeee wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Horrible, squeaky flute tune of mario theme song* (uh oh.. jeeves getting TRIGGERED)
Jeeves: huuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHmmmmmmmm
Mario: Okey dokey, no problem!
Jeeves: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuu hahahaha
Mario: Oo ee u u a, ching, chang, wadawada bing bang (EXPAND DAT FACE)
Jeeves: Hueeeh hu, heeeeeeeeeeeeh
Jeeves: Kaaa oooooy oyyyyyy (i highly doubt that mario will only try to solve it)
Mario: HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Mario: Okey dokey, mmmmmmmm
Jeeves: Huuaaa hu hu hu hu
Mario: aaaaaaaaaaaa *chokes* (GOSH DANG IT MARIO, THAT'S NOT HOW RUBIX CUBES WORK!)
Jeeves: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SH-
*ceiling breaks, wait u can see that nvm lol* (jeeves is blasting off again!)
Mario: Yippe! Oh yeah, oh yeah
Mario: adedotobatodoto swag: tuck in that shirt mario:hmm?
Snek: Woah, holy sheep
boo's mind: dafrick how do i even
g u n walugigi what frik put gun away
(SHRINK DAT NOSE, NO BOWLING WITH DAT NOSE TODAY)
(Mario laughing like an idiot)
Y O U W O T M 8
Mario: *annoying laughter*
Mario: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh DDDDDDDD:
Mario: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh *falls* *exploded to golf.mp3*
*EARRAPE EXPLOSION OUCH*
#stopmoleabuse
???: WAH HA HA
Wario: WAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
*intense screaming intensifies* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Wario: Waaahahahahahaha hahahaha
*fart.wav*
SpongeWaluigi: Alright, put the money in the bag!
Waluigi: (Shoves a gun in the cashier's skull) PUT IT IN!
Bank Guy: Alrighty Then
(Slowly grabs the bag to slowly put money in)
Mario: Woah! Wah ha!
Wario: YAH! Get out of here!
Wario: HRRRRRRRRR!
Mario: Mamma mia
Wario: HRR
Wario: RRRRRR YEH!
Wario: Or ill rip ur head off and shoot it down on you.
Mario: No, ima tired, woo hoo.
Wario: (earrape) DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHOT WHAT YOU THINK!? (OOF, DAT IS A REAL NECK SNAP)
*snap*
Mario: I cant feel my PINGAS
Waluigi: Noooooo COME ON! (even for robbers, you still have to wait)
Waluigi: Weh heh
Wario: Heh, heh heh heh heh heh heh
Chris : GET OVER HERE
*WADADADADADADADADA* (chris has turned into bruce lee anime from idk)
Waluigi: Noooo, weh waluigi time!
Waluigi: Weeeh hooooooo
Wario: AW, SHOE, He figured it out!
(Wario and Waluigi both run like noobs.)
*fart.ok please no*
UH! - 180 degree spin like a robot - [this is tf2 noise for the "ludmila" natascha minigun for heavy weapon revving noise"
Mario: Yippe! emadedododeteedododeredererederederederedeFUC0k
Slowpoke: - idiotic language -
Mario: Hello! ebEEtedededobatlededafbjoihhjlaskdmnjuahkisdihuaskdhn
Slowpoke: - even moar idiotic language -
Mario: *chills*
Mario: Hmmm
(Doodles an ID card for himself.)
Slowpoke: U serious?
Merio: IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!!1
Slowpoke: angery idiotic language
Mario Andre: Lemme in , LEMME INNNNN
Mario: *jump* waaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhh
Mario: Looks like its time to die - SUICIDAL BOMBING - (Where did he get that from!?)
Slowpoke: panic idiotic language
Waluigi: Oh no! I lost! (swag slams wario's butt while waluigi gets chased by chris)
Wario: Argggghhh
Mario: SUPER i l l e g a l MARIO
Slowpoke: No god please no, no, no!
Mario: *scream*
(oh boy, the slowpoke does it again..)
Mario: Thats a spicy meataball! (no it isnt)
Mario: Yipppeeeee!
BG: Thank you come again
Mario: Yeaaaah booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Cringy subtitles by Cringy Videos [Charlene the Countryhuman
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