Hey I’m Jake and ya know what? If you could just give me $3,000,000 that would be fantastic. No?
Okay how about 2. Well you are a tough talker. $1,000,000. Doesn't seem like we're really making any headway here and I know
that price is steep.it which is a caffeinated DONG something
can do online now guys.
I hate to METAL in your life but you should go to periodstats.com at least PERIODICALLY.
HeHe. Uhh. This table makes learning the elements pretty
easy. Click on one and this menu will appear where you can learn its name, general information,
electrons and ionisation, and engineering. NEAT. Oh gosh.
Let's TRANSITION to iron, which has two electrons on its inner
shell, eight on the second, fourteen on the third, and 2 on the outermost. Now let me
use the ELEMENT of surprise and...OH MY GOSH PEOPLE ARE FALLING
On Oimo.js, which provides a multitude of physics simulations. These use computer programs
meant to emulate physics in real life. This ragdoll mimics someone falling and collapsing.
In old video games when characters died it looked more rigid but with the ragdoll simulation
deaths look more realistic. Thank goodness. Collision deals with the computational problem of determining
where objects intersect. These can get complicated but at least we scratched the surface…
3D Plotter where you can create graphs with mathematical expressions in terms of x and
y to get a z value. The default is x squared minus y squared but you can change up the
way it looks by adding restraints like y is greater than x. Increase the resolution to
see more points and scroll over them to see what the three values are. You can rotate
this 3D plot around and around but if you get dizzy
and are gonna vomit
Put your hands over face. Where you upload
a photograph of your jaw-droopingly ravishing face and watch as it becomes two hands. Now
put away those hands because this next DONG only needs your voice.
Since you have to speak to travel. Press the spacebar to activate your microphone and say
the name of a place you’ve always wanted to go like France. Now look around and get
even more specific like Paris, France, the Taj Mahal, The Pyramids of Giza, and Sonic
Umbrella
It worked! That last one isn’t an actual place but it is a cool website that simulates
the sound of various objects raining down. It will guide you through the beginning and
press the spacebar again to follow instructions. Then you will cycle through several different
types of precipitation followed by an announcement of what it is. Listen to what rubber ducks
sound like.
Aren’t you just aMAZE…
Runner. Enter your name and use the arrow keys to solve it. You are timed and the final
score depends on how quickly you get through them and the level you achieved. It can be
difficult when the paths change so if you need to scream in frustration make sure you
go to
Bouncy Balls first because your voice controls their movement. Yell loudly to make them go
crazy. It may get overwhelmed but you didn’t ask it’s opinion did you? No bouncy balls, I didn't. Change from plastic to
bubbles, emojis, or eyeballs. When you alter the sensitivity the same noise will cause
it to react differently. With low sensitivity it’ll do this but with high, it’ll do
this. You can also use music to make them bounce to the beat. But enough bouncing eyeballs
it’s time to
Go eat...bomb. You’ll need a lot of clicking endurance for this multiplayer game. This
cute little monster goes around eating a balanced diet of cats, mushrooms, and other monsters.
Mushrooms give you more points than cats but monsters give you more than mushrooms. The
more points you obtain the larger you become and you have to be bigger than a monster to
Stay tuned to find out if I won. I didn't.
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below. There's also a playlist right here
filled with more DONGs. So many, so many amazing DONGs for you to look at and experience and play with.
Also if you wanna play with something, there is a new Curiosity Box out right now. This is what the shirt looks like.
Hannah this is your cue to put the shirt on screen.
Good work Hannah. So check it out. There's a link down in the description above the DONGs
Top line of the description. Curiositybox.com. It's a DONG. And as always, thanks for watching.