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Guarana Antartica
Brazillian Antartica y'know, practically the same place.
Smells like a weird diarrhea. Taste incredible. This is great.
I like it. I don't know what it is.
Man: This is delicious. Woman: I think it tastes like Red Bull.
Woman: I don't like it. Man: I think it's great.
I bet native Antarticans are pissed that this soda exists.
Iron Bru?
I saw a lot of people excited about this in the comments last time.
It looks like you poured something new into this container.
It certainly doesn't look like something a silver man would drink.
Let me get a sip.
Ohhhhh snap!
I like this.
I would drink this all day.
And ten year old Kate would love this.
It also tastes like bubblegum.
But not good.
Bubblegum juice.
Rili.
Really?
Really!
Artic black taste?
This is going to blow your fuc**** mind. Tar tasting soft drink.
Woman: What?! Man: TAR?!
It smells like something that would drive a man to burn a town.
I think I might become evil after drinking this.
Oooof. What is... what is happening?
This tastes like you took a Coke and like poured it into a tire.
Why are you going for seconds?!
Chinotto.
Ooooh, this is a cute little bottle.
Well, this isn't in English.
Oh God. It has like a taste.
Man: Peel an orange and there's that like, white stuff on it. Woman: Yes! Hmm-hm.
It tastes like the white stuff!
You like this!?
Well, ye - it's just so strange.
Pakola.
It's got 10% our daily value of Vitamin C.
Uh oh.
Green?
I'm totally into it.
It's like a martian drink.
This looks like uh.. something that will turn me into a superhero.
It's cream soda plus Fruity Pebbles.
Oooh, that is a smell!
Yeah, I don't know if I have anything else to say about it, it's delicious.
It's like pretty high in the pleasing factor.
Yeah!
Come on, we need ten more comparisons.