[OLD OLD SMG4 INTRO]
Mario head:Are you ready to type?
It's an ordinary day. Looks like Glitchy has a new computer!
Mario: [Falls down the roof]
Mario: [mario sneaking followed by his duning]
Mario: [JumpScare]
[wait for it...]
Mario: ha-ha! Words: NOOOOO TOUCH!!! YOU TOUCH, YOU DIE. NO TOUCHY! PINGAS SMG4's new pc IMMA CUT U!!! DON'T TOUCH NEW PC! U TOUCH, U DED. (DFD)
Mario:Oh yeah! [x5]
[Mac Start-Up chime]
[pc Fan sound]
HOLY MOLLY ITS GOOGLE!!
Mario:Give me the spaghetti!
[Akward Silence]
Grrr!
Mama f****r!
Mario:Hmmm...
Mario:Oh hohohoho!
Ding!
[WOAH TECHNOLGY]
Wwooooaaahhh!!!
[Types with his Nose]
Mario Head:Ho ho! Hello!
Mario Head:It's-a me, Mario!
Mario: *Acts like Mark*
Mario:What the hell is that?! WHY THE HELL IS THAT?!
Mario:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
Mario Head:And I want to thank you for choosing Mario teaches-a typing!
Mario Head:Are you ready to learn?
Mario:WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Mario Head:Okie-dokie!
Mario Head:Let's-a go!
*Best song ever*
Mario Head:You're going to be typing one letter at a time.
Mario Head:I know you can do it!
Mario:No! D:
Mario:Just who the hell do you think I aaaaaaammm?!?!!? D:<
Mario Head:Mario!
Mario:S**t! >:(
Mario:Come on!
Mario Head:Typing is-a fun!
Mario Head:Try it!
Mario:[Groans] Fine!
Mario:Mama-mia!
Mario Head:Okie-dokie! Get ready to move your fingors!
Mario:Let's-a go!
Mario:Yipeee!!
[Count Down]
Filhty Frank:Welcome to the ricefields motherf***r!
Mario Head:Begin typing now!
Mario:Aaahh!
Mario:[Panic]
Mario:Aaahh!
Mario:Oh look!
[Sparkle noises]
Mario:Aaah~! Ravioli!
Mario:Hey, Imma hungry!
Mario:Haha!
Mario Head:Head:Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrooong!
Mario Head:Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
[Explosions]
[Fire]
[Falls]
[Smack]
Mario:OoooOoOoohh!!
Mario Head:Uh-oh! We slipped a little bit!
Mario Head:Now let's get back in there and try real hard to--
Mario:[Groans]
Mario:Hey Stinky!,[italian Gibberish]
Toad:[Retarded pirates of the Caribbean theme]
Mario:YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[SMASH!!!!]
Mario Head:Right you are mothaf**ka!
Mario:I'm a star! [Annoying Orange Refrence]
Mario:A great big shining star! [Annoying Orange Refrence]
Mario:YAAYYY!! [Annoying Orange Refrence]
Mario Head:Nobody caaaarres!
*Sad music* Mario: words can't bring me, down!
Mario Head:Nobody caares!
Mario Head:Welcome to the intermediate level!
Mario Head:You're going to be typing full words now!
Mario:WHHAAAAATT?!?!
Mario Head:If you're ready, go for it!
Mario:[Panic]
Mario:B?!?!
Mario:[Groans in anger]
Mario Head:That was fantastic!
Mario Head:Okie-dokie!
Mario Head:Now we go to the advanced level!
[Intense heavy metal music]
Mario:What?!
Mario:[Much Panic]
Mario:Here we go!
Mario:[Humming followed by his typing]
Mario:[Reversed Crazy laughter]
Mario:Oooohh!!!
[ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!]
Mario:Oooh!
Mario Head:Holy f*ck-amoli!
Mario:[Fast Eating]
Mario:[Crazy Laughter]
Mario:Here we go!
Mario:Ya-hoooo!!
Mario Head:You're getting faster!
Mario Head:Keep it up!
Mario:Thank you very much! Thank you!
[PHYCHE!]
Computer:...You suck!
Computer:Ya jackass!
[TRIGGERD LIKE A FEMMINIST]
Mario Head:Are your fingers getting tired?
Mario Head:Mine would be by now!
Mario Trollface:...If I had any!
Mario Trollface:Heeheeheeheehee!
Mario:[Screams in Anger]
Mario:GET OVER HERE!
Mario Head:Hey where did everybody go? [Beside You]
Mario Head:The f**k?
Mario:I aaaiiin't havin' that s**t!
Mario Head:I've-a REALLY enjoyed playing with you!
Mario Head:Let's-a play, eh?
Mario Head:Would you like to play Mario's Smash and Dash?
Mario:Oh yeah!
Mario:[Screams in pain]
Mario:Ooohh...
Mario Head:Hey! You got a good joke for Mario?
Mario:Oh yeah!
Mario:You're a face! [x6]
Mario Head:It's-a time for you to DIE!
Mario:Waahh!
*Panic*
Mario!
Hmmm...
When the moon hits you high, like a big pizza pie!
Hey Luigi!
It's time for you to type!
Hmm?
*Panic*
Hurry up already!
This is stupid.
LUIGI!
Mama fucker!
Get me the heck outta here!!
Mama miaaaaaaaa
Waaahh!!!
Imma gonna *boop* you!
Awawawawawawawa
I got you!
*Panic*
No! I DON'T WANNA GO!
Oof!
Mama mia!
Oh boy! Look at that keyboard! I'm gonna *boop* on it!
Woah! MAMA *More panicking*
Hey, who's that behind you?
Whaaaaatt?
Made you look!
Suck my dick! It's-a gonna be easier!
Oh snap!
Grr!
Fine!
Thank you so much-a for-to playing my game!
Fucker!
Heeere he is!
The biggest douche of the universe!
In all the galaxy!
Yes there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douche-dom!
Good going douche!
Your dreams have come trueee!!
Yeah! Hahaha!
Run bitch!
Ending theme (duh) subtitles by idiot squad and some other person + a bagel! (And paper smg4)
(and by Taco!YT too)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE