- ALL RIGHT, MAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, JUST LET’S SETTLE DOWN AND SETTLE IN
AND, LIKE, TOTALLY LET’S GET OUR MATH ON, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SO--
YEAH, OH!
ALL RIGHT, JIMMY,
SOMEONE’S GOT A LITTLE EXTRA ENERGY FROM PHYS ED, RIGHT?
JIMMY, BUDDY, HEY, BUDDY, LET’S--OKAY, LET’S--
LET’S KNOCK IT OFF, OKAY? OKAY.
- HE WANTED ME TO KNOCK IT OFF...
- YOU GOT ME. HE GOT ME, RIGHT, GUYS?
- SO I KNOCKED IT OFF.
- JIMMY, DUDE, ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE OUR SEAT.
- TAKE OUR SEAT. WELL, HEY, HEY.
- THAT’S GREAT. THAT’S GREAT.
THAT’S GREAT. - [robot noises]
- VERY GOOD. BRAVO, JIMMY.
YOU GUYS CAN CLAP. - YAY!
- THAT WAS AWESOME. OH, I THANK YOU.
I THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT, MAN.
- [gibbering]
JIMMY--LET’S GO, MAN.
HEY, BUDDY--I DON’T WANT TO HARSH YOUR VIBE, MAN, BUT--
- AH, EUREKA.
- I’M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
YOU’RE REALLY PUSHING MY BUTTONS NOW, JIMMY.
- [beeping electronically]
YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY, MAN.
- [zooming]
[imitating a car]
- THAT’S ENOUGH.
YOU WANT ME TO WRITE YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD?
- [yells]
HOME ALONE, HOME ALONE, HOME ALONE.
- OKAY, JIMMY, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL PRINCIPAL MARTEL?
- [gasping]
- THAT’S ENOUGH, JIMMY.
- [chattering] - OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, JIMMY? YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON’T YOU COME UP AND TEACH THE CLASS, MAN?
HMM?
WOULDN’T THAT BE AWESOME?
- MOI?
- OKAY, GOOD.
NO, AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA DO, JIMMY?
I’LL JUST SIT HERE. HOW ’BOUT THAT, JIMMY,
AND WE CAN ALL WATCH HOW YOU’RE BEING DISRUPTIVE--
- [speaks nonsense]
- OH, I SEE. THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, OKAY, I SEE.
I GET IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
IT’S TIME TO BE DONE, JIMMY. DON’T YOU DARE, JIMMY.
WHAT THE-- [scissors snip]
OH, YEAH?
[unintelligible scream]
WELL, THIS IS YOU, JIMMY!
[screaming nonsense]
I’M YOU, JIMMY! [screams nonsense]
[growling and screaming]
HOW ’BOUT THAT, JIMMY, HUH?
"OH, I’M GONNA SLAP FIVE!
GIVE ME FIVE!" GIVE ME--GIVE ME FIVE!
HUH, HOW ’BOUT THAT, HUH?
THAT’S YOU, JIMMY!
"I’M JIMMY.
"I’M JIMMY, AND I NEED ATTENTION!
"YEAH, I’M JIMMY! I’M JIMMY!
"OH, LOOKIE HERE. I’M A BABY BOY.
"THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING
"THAT EVER HAPPENED IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
"I’M JIMMY! I WANT ATTENTION!
"WIGGY, WIGGY, WIGGY, WIGGY, WIGGY, WIGGY!
I’M JIMMY! I’M JIMMY!"
[high-pitched gibberish]
- MR. FRIAR!
- PRINCIPAL MARTEL! NO, WHAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, IT WAS JIMMY.
IT WAS JIMMY, PRINCIPAL MARTEL.
NO, JIMMY--
IT WAS JIMMY!
- WHOO! [all cheering]
- JIMMY!
all: JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY,
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY,
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, [cheering]