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Hi
Good morning, guys. Ugh I'm so tired. It's 8 a.m.
This morning was rough for me waking up wise I literally like could not wake up
I've been trying to wake up since 7 a.m.. I just kept pressing snooze. I know I'm a relatable teen
I have a lot of shit to do. well, let's backtrack. today
I'm flying to LA City of Angels
City of angles because I have a very excited activity plan I got the Blessed
Opportunity to be on Cody Ko's podcast with Cody and Kelsey. They're not extremely excited about it
They both have YouTube channels and Cody has a podcast you probably already knew that you definitely already knew that
But I just you know what for the one person out there who doesn't know there you go
On like Monday this week, she texts me, and she's like can you come on this weekend and I was like
Ok I literally booked my flight like on Monday, which is I'm not a very spontaneous gal, so like for me
I was like holy shit. This is kind of wild like you know like this last-minute trip
I was like, but it was not a question when she asked me if I'd be on it this weekend
I was like oh, I will get my ass to LA
I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna do it so I basically just booked a flight
And that's how I'm doing its not that big of a deal
we have an flight at around 11 also
I'm just excited to hang out in LA because I don't know like it's been kind of cold around here in the Bay Area
And there's a lot of good coffee in LA that's fun. You know what I mean. I'm just pumped about it
I was packing last night and next thing. I know it's like 3 a.m.
No, hey, that's a lie that is such a lie next thing. I know it's like 2 a.m.. Nope
That's also why next thing. I know it's like 1 a.m.. That's more like it, and I'm like shit
I'm not even done packing like I and I had to stop because I have neighbors and they'll get mad at me if I'm packing
past a certain hour
Pounding on the floor my mom loves being really early to the airport so our flights at 11:00
And we're gonna be getting to the airport at like 9:30. Oh my god i didn't even show myself pouring the coffee
I'm so sorry, but here it is now
(nice music while emma stirs coffee and a cough)
Starting off May morning with a nice bagel you might be like Emma. Why do you only eat bagels?
I do eat other things that aren't bagels it's just that they're boring and so I don't show them I think that bagels are a
fun thing to show
(crunch lol)
Thank you everybody
(emma getting lit)
All right, I think I'm done
Let's do a little quick travel OOTD shall we these pants are from
PacSun this striped navy turtleneck is from brandy poopy jacket is from forever 21, okay, do you know what
one two three four five
Literally, what did I do to deserve that like I've been doing everything. I need you I've been cleaning my face
I mean washing my face. I've been washing my face. I'm putting on all my medicine and this shit still happens to me
I don't know. There's no way to win in this life
My mom's driving us to the airport today
So that means I'm not in my car and guess what that means there's no fucking chapstick
My lips are dry as hell. I feel like I'd literally dip my lips in water. Anyway. Just absorb all the water
ew
Are you lighting up a blunt over there sir
We're flying with Delta today, I've never flown flown with Delta
I'm gonna give you a full comprehensive review as kc nice
That would say not gonna get as many views as casey neistat but I will do the same
I'm not gonna do the same thing okay, so while you are checking us in I'm gonna be over there
Getting a coffee no because we have to go to through security before you can get a coffee so I can't get a coffee no
Because if you don't drink it it before then you'll don't they'll make you throw it out
I'm going to be extremely upset if our terminal doesn't have good coffee and or good snacks because my mom is a technology
genius
She managed to get our boarding passes on to our phones like a real savage so now all we have to do is show up
Pop it as I was saying before I got rudley interrupted my mom got our boarding passes on our phones
Insanity, I was really proud of her for doing that for me
I had TSA PreCheck
And my mom didn't which was upsetting because I said just stay here and wait for my mom to be done which was
My life is so hard why?
am I zoomed in like this gate 44 my mom doesn't believe me, but I know how to read a goddamn monitor, so
No, can we find our gate first ma'am?
honey we need to find the gate before you can go potty
I think I see a coffee place don't jinx it. I don't wanna jinx it
I'm gonna go see if I can find coffee because that's important even though I already had one today, but I want another one
It's so good
I've literally never had good Airport coffee in my life, and this is actually really good either that or
I just really need coffee, so like anything tastes good
I don't know. We're about to board pretty pumped just watch the bathroom, and I overflowed the toilet
I wish that was a joke. I literally overflowed the toilet. I literally clogged it and it overflowed
Okay, I need to cut this off now because you guys are probably unsubscribing
This is what my intestines look like on the inside
We're literally in the last row which means we get no recline in our chairs
like our chairs won't recline. Recline?why can I not say that word? I'll say that word, but it's only an hour flight, so it's like whatever. It's fine
I am a little bit hashtag salt gang
These seats are like really compact like I feel like very confined this definitely not first class. Okay. That's what I have to say not first class
That was artsy that was so artsy
It was a little bumpy not gonna lie
I literally only got to use the Wi-Fi for like 30 minutes before they told me I had to put my laptop away
So that's annoying it smells like play-doh
It smells like play-doh. No it smells like chucky cheese. I smell chucky cheese literally smells like chucky cheese
It's a pleasure to welcome you to Los Angeles where the local time is
12:57 please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened and your carry-on Items stood until the aircraft has parked at the gate and the
Captain has turned the seatbelt sign off, I peed in the plane it was absolutely insane
It was gross actually
Well because when I went in there the person in there before me didn't flush the toilet
So I had to flush it for them
I'm sorry, but I don't want to pee on top of the stranger's pee so I did their duty
And I flushed it for them. You're welcome. Ma'am if you're watching
we are taking a taxi, I feel like I'm living in the 1900's
when was the last time someone took a taxi
taxis are dead
Its uber time baby, but actually we are taking a taxi because it's easier
Oh
Wow, oh shit I get my own bed bitch. Oh my god. There's a menu. Oh my god
They have coffee tall and handsome both tall dark and handsome oh
wow
You have a nice view of the street, let's see how the fuck do I open this oh?
Fuck my life ooh we have this little deck very narrow extremely narrow
And we have a nice view just yelped and I found this place called butchers daughter, and it looks really yummy
So I think we're gonna go there because we don't have a rental car or anything cuz we're only gonna be here for a few
Days, we either have to take users or walk, so we're walking there. Oh my god. They have snacks. Holy shit
They have snacks this I might shove down my throat dark chocolate peanut gems oh yeah, bitch. I'm eating that raw dark chocolate
Holy shit. I'm gonna be eating this too before we go
Okay, now I can go
They have a quite generous coffee menu, so we'll definitely be getting some of that. I'll show you what I get once
It comes really excited really hungry very hungry
Extremely hungry. She's decaf, but she's still a beauty queen look at her look at this beautiful avocado toast
I feel like a trendy food boo God eating this healthy Kelsey said that she's really
Close to the butcher's daughter where I'm eating and so she might come say hi
And I'm so excited because I've never met her in real life before so it's like meeting
My first time meeting an internet friend in real life very excited very ecstatic. It is my literal Queen hi
Oh my god
I am so tired my phone died like a few hours ago
And I haven't used my phone since it's been insane put on some sweats and life is good
I would just like to report that I just pulled down my pants in front of this and there's people out there
They could have seen my vagina don't demonetize me