>> WHAT'S UP, I'M DEXTER HILL HERE WITH MY PARTNER IN SLIME
ALI JACKSON, OUT ON THE ORANGE CARPET, FOR THE KIDS CHOICE
AWARDS PRESHOW, HERE IS WHAT YOU MISSED.
>> LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BREAK THE SCREAM-O-METER, READY GUYS?
[ SCREAMS ] >> WE CAN BEAT THAT, RIGHT GUYS?
[ SCREAMS ] >> OH, MAN, WHAT A BLAST.
HEY, YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? >> YEAH!
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR, ARE YOU HAVING FUN, ALI?
>> [ WHISPERING ] OH, YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE TOO
MUCH. AS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL, I'VE LOST MY VOICE FROM
ALL OF THE SCREAMING IN THE LAST HOUR.
>> YEAH, IF YOU CAN'T HEAR ALI, SHE HAS FULLY LOST HER VOICE.
>> [ WHISPERING ] MY VOICE MAY BE GONE, BUT PARTY
IS JUST GETTING STARTED. RIGHT KIDS?
YEAH! OUR COUNTDOWN TO THE LOUDEST,
CRAZIEST, MESSIEST AWARDS SHOW CONTINUES RIGHT HERE ON NICK.
AND DEX I AM HAVING THE SLIME OF MY LIFE.
>> THE SLIME -- OH, THE SLIME OF YOUR LIFE!
YES! ME TOO, AL!
[ BOING ] UH-OH!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS. IT IS TIME FOR A ZANY ZOOM.
HERE WE GO, WHOA! >> [ WHISPERING ]
IT DIDN'T WORK. I NEED LIKE, SOME TEA WITH
HONEY? >> ALI, YOU NEED TEA WITH HONEY,
OKAY, WHILE I WILL TRY TO FLAG DOWN AN INTERN.
TO BRING HER SOME TEA WITH HONEY IT IN.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR BACKSTAGE CORRESPONDENT, STAR OF
"DYLAN'S RULES FOR SURVING SEVENTH GRADE" DYLAN MAXWELL,
NOMINATED TONIGHT FOR COOLEST FACE.
DYL, WHAT'S THE SCOOP FROM INSIDE, BROTHER?
>> DEX, ALI, I'M HERE WITH THE REAL STARS OF THE SHOW, THE
COVETED NICKELODEON BLIMPS THAT WILL BE HANDED OUT TO THE
WINNER. HEY, THINK THEY'D NOTICE IF I
TOOK ONE? >> HEY, SOMEONE GET SECURITY IN
THERE. >> [ WHISPERS ]
HEY DYL, IS IT HEAVY? >> WHAT?
>> [ WHISPERING ] IS IT HEAVY?
>> I'M SORRY -- WHAT? >> WAIT, MAYBE I CAN TALK ON THE
INHALE. OKAY, DON'T DO THAT ANY MORE.
DYL, ARE THE AWARDS HEAVY? >> SORRY, ONE LAST TIME --
WHAT? >> I'M JUST WONDERING --
>> YEAH, DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
>> THANKS DYLAN WE'LL CHECK BACK IN WITH YOU LATER.
AND AL, I THINK YOU SEE A PRODUCERS FLAGGING YOU DOWN, WHY
DON'T YOU SEW WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. WHILE WE SEE IF I CAN TALK
TO THE ONE AND ONLY MS. ELLEN DEGENERES!
OH MY GOD. SHE IS ALREADY DANCING, ELLEN,
HEY, HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> WELL, I WISH I HAD A OUTFIT
THAT WAS ORANGE, BUT -- >> ELLEN, YOU'RE UP FOR FAVORITE
FUNNY LESBIAN TONIGHT. ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> YEAH, AND I'M PRETTY SURE FAVORITE FUNNY PERSON, NOT
SPECIFICALLY LESBIAN. >> OH, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> BUT YOU KNOW, I'M STILL GETTING THE SLIME OUT OF MY HAIR
FROM LAST YEAR. SO, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A SHOWER CAP.
>> ELLEN, HI! >> JESUS CHRIST!
>> I LOST MY VOICE, SO THE PRODUCERS GAVE ME THIS
VOCALIZER. WHAT AWARD ARE YOU PRESENTING
TONIGHT? >> WELL, I'M SORRY, I SAID JESUS
CHRIST, I WAS STARTLED BY YOUR VOICE.
I'M PRESENTING FOR MEANEST TV TEACHER.
[ BOING ] >> UH-OH, TIME FOR THE ZANY
ZOOM. C'MON, ELLEN!
[ SINGING ] >> OKAY, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY
TERRIFYING, ELLEN HAS TO GET INSIDE.
THE PRODUCERS ARE ASKING YOU TO LOSE THE VOCALIZER BECAUSE IT IS
SCARING THE KIDS. >> WHAT? THEY ARE AFRAID OF
BEING SLIMED? >> NO, IT'S DEFINITELY THE
VOICE, EVERYONE HATES IT, SO PLEASE REMOVE IT.
WELL, THE SHOW IS ALMOST HERE BUT SOME AWARDS ARE STILL OPEN
FOR ONLINE VOTING, GUYS. CAST YOUR AWARD FOR THINGS LIKE
"BEST ACTOR IN JUMANJI." >> SORRY -- SHE'S IS GETTING A
LITTLE STEROID INJECTION RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHILE ALI GETS A LITTLE STEROID INJECTION IN HER
THROAT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT KEEP IT RIGHT
HERE FOR MORE ACTION FROM THE ORANGE CARPET. AT THE 2018 KIDS
CHOICE AWARDS.