This has to be one of the weirdest videos I've ever made before um no actually I made some pretty weird videos
Okay anyways uh
Today we're looking at some comebacks funny story
Not funny to me actually maybe funny to other people. I got bullied when I was like its sixth grade
I had a bowl cut and these two tall dudes they were always bumping into me on purpose every day after school
So I would like run away, and then one time I got mad so like I try to push one of the dudes and then I got pushed to the floor. Yeah don't do that it's not a good idea. What was I saying oh yeah today?
We're gonna look at some comebacks against these bullies. I need to stop saying bullies or this video is gonna get demonetized
I'm gonna go through some come back. This is a very strange website. It's called
I should have said dot now not only sponsor or anything by them. I randomly found it on the internet
I just like there's some comebacks. This is what popped up. It says great comebacks for bullies guys. This is 2017
This is the year where everybody is doing diss tracks roasting each other taking else, so there's literally comeback
So you can go through there's a category for each one so if a bully goes up to your someone roast you probably for me
Right now. It's my friends other ones that rushed me the most. Let's say they tell me are your boobs real or fake?
Alright, that's not gonna work. Let's say some dude goes up to he's like no
I don't want you so I'm gonna click right here. You can vote on which one is the better comebacks
I was gonna read these real quick. I don't like you you could say if you don't like my personality
I've got several others and it's kind of weak. You can also respond by I don't hate you
I'm just simply not excited about your existence. No one doubt is pretty good
I like that word and then Foley says I don't like you don't hate me because you ain't me
I don't know if you should use this when I say this will make you get bullied even more honestly one of the best ways
To stop getting bullied is to like start making fun of yourself
So like why would anyone want to make fun of you if you make fun of yourself the whole point to make fun of you
Is to make you feel bad about yourself, but if you're making fun of yourself
No one else will want to make fun of you. That's some debut. Let's see about you. Oh
Lord oh, you're ugly I'd be like dude I know fam
I was so ugly like I saw I haven't had a girlfriend in like three years
All right, so this one when I get a lot
It says you're so tall so I'm gonna click this one and see what comebacks
I can tell people when they go on to me say you're so tall but most of the time
They say that because of my name so they say it as a joke like cuz I'm also tall I'm actually 6 foot 2 and
now it's saying you're so tall your name is -
I'm dead inside. You're so tall yeah. It's hard not to look down on you. I don't know
You're so tall what you'll have to talk louder. I can't hear you up here. Oh, that word is so good. Yeah
I'm actually gonna start using it. I can't hear you up here
You're short. You get it
I may be tall but I've got a lot of growing up to do actually you just basically roasted yourself. Hey, that's good though
That's how you prepare yourself. I'm getting bullied in a way excuse me, but that's just insensitive we prefer the term
Vertically inclined you can make the bully feel bad about themselves because most bullies are idiots if you use these words
Vertically inclined they gonna say whoa whoa whoa? I don't know what you're saying, but I'm getting mad right now
Cuz you know bullies a lot of them. They're so emotional they just go up your anger, but it's not me
You're so tall Wow that's news. I'll alert the media. That's like kind of making fun. I'm saying well no shit, Sherlock
I know I'm tall
Like not my name like I know I'm tall like why are you telling me something? I already know
I also hate when people like point out pimples do trust me
I know I have pimples like you don't need to tell me where my pimples are because I know
Where my pimples are before you even know let's vote. I like excuse me no
I like I like what you'll have to talk louder. I can't hear you up here. You can actually vote on this
Let's see if I got oh, no yeah, it's hard enough to look down on you. That was the best one by far
What am I doing, so I vote it for the third best one. That's hilarious. Okay, you're such a nerd whoa
I reply way that they say I'm such a nerd we prefer the term intellectually badass. That's good
I thought that'd be nice to nerds chances. Are you'll end up working for one
Hey after you do that
You got a dog you got a dad like hey be nice to nerds chances are you'll end up working for one?
I don't know. I'm not a nerd under smarter than you I like this one either be nice to nerds chances
Are you'll end up working for one or I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you oh
I did get the top work
This was the best one what to say if someone calls me a drama queen you're such a drama queen no matter
How fast you run? You'll never get away from my drama dolls week what you got
I'm a drama queen and damn proud that's the best one all these other ones are actually not good at all
Yep, and of course. It was the highest voted one you have no friends
Oh, I don't like this one cuz it's like kind of factual. Hey you have no friends
You're having no friends is better than being fake friends with you. Oh
Better for me, I don't have to deal with idiots like you I like that one too
I do only you wouldn't know them because they wouldn't associate with someone like you and then the other two are not that great
Okay, I like having no friends. It's better than being fake friends with you or better for me
I don't have to deal with idiots like you yes, that was good better for me. Oh
Okay, so the first ones I do only you wouldn't know that because they wouldn't associate with someone like you better for me
I don't have to deal with idiots like you a second. Let's look at a few more so far
This is very funny to me Kai remind me a middle school. Are you gay?
Oh, that's like the typical high school one alright. You can see why are you trying to recruit that?
Is hilarious only on Tuesdays
Call me kit. No one reminds me of this comeback people are also saying high school someone bi. What are you gay or something?
You'd be like hey, man. Everyone's a little gay sometimes
I don't it would scare mom or you got to say I'm straighter than the pull your mom dances on whoa
Might be the best one. Let's keep reading. No. I just dressed better than you
Brad the typical orders, that's not what your mama thought last night. Uh I think that's a cheap one. It's unoriginal
Are you gay? Why yes, I am but if you're not gay. That's not a good comeback
It's only good comeback if you are gay. All right. Let's vote. I'm straighter than the pull your mom dances on
Oh my god that one is beautiful. Oh
Did not ranked well at all the first one was why are you trying to recruit okay that one was brilliant, okay?
So what asks are you ignoring me? You say, please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you I?
Like that please kindly go away. I'm introverted right now. These are beautiful. That's beautiful
I'm busy right now, but I'll be happy to ignore you some other time now. It is like a reverse psychology one
You're practically saying you're not ignoring them right now, but being busy right now is ignoring someone. I'll ignore you so hard
You'll start to doubt your own existence oh
My god. They're all so good. I don't know I'm a-goin. Please don't drop me while I'm ignoring you yes
That was the first one the second one is a busy right now
But I would be happy to ignore you some other time so everyone is all ignore you so hard
You'll start to doubt your own existence. Yeah, what if someone calls me fat?
What do I say to them there better be some good ones? I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down yet
Ugly just can't be fixed
Be careful I ate the last person who commented on my weights scaring them with that say that again
I'm eating you congratulations on achieving your degree and master of the obvious
Calling them stupid the only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality
Uh-huh uh-huh fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction
I hate that all the better to sit on you my dear. I like the first one
I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down yet. Ugly just can't be fixed. Oh, I got top blow
Mm temporary caloric imbalance was the second one this one hits home hard
Because I'm a middle child and I get blamed for a lot of things they don't blame the older child because all the child is
usually more responsible
And they don't blame the younger child because the younger child is usually the innocent one so the middle child like me always gets in
Trouble so people always say it's your fault. It's not my fault 99% of the time
No really, it's adorable when you blame everyone by yourself mm-hmm. That's good. If everywhere you go. There's a problem guess
What don't blame me for your stupidity take that up with your mom and dad okay? These are like
Like I don't like these as much. I like the first one. No really it's adorable when you blame everyone by yourself
Let's see it. Okay. I got a second the first one is don't blame me first stupidity
Take that up with your mom and dad wow that was good
I just kind of want to see what someone would say are you boobs real or fake like what are you poop?
Sorry fake define real really fabulous. Then yes, they are
Wow, that's beautiful of course the real
What do you think they are imaginary that was good the boobs are real the smile is fake? I?
Feel so much like
Attitude right now with these comeback so much attitude like the first one to find real really fabulous then yes
They are a toliman immature though of course the real. What do you think they are imaginary the boobs are real?
The smell is fake. I'm gonna go down okay now the last one apparently of course the real
What do you think they are imaginary okay? That was the second one last one here?
We're gonna be like was you compare some girls. Don't say that to me. I know. I just I mean sometimes
You just look, but if you're daydreaming and you look at someone by accident at the same time water daydreaming
It's not a good combination, so they could be like what are you looking at Oh your face is just fine?
But you'll have to put a bag over that personality. I wasn't checking you out
I'll just admitting how the universe has blessed you. Okay, that's a pick-up line
I don't know if you want to come back with a pick-up line after a girl kind of has attitude and says
What are you looking at sometimes in my work though?
You'd be much more likable if it wasn't for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of oh
Shoot, let's do um this one alright
So that's actually the first one what I said you would be much more likable if it wasn't for that hole in your mouth
Which noise comes out of ding? That's tough guys. Thank you for watching the video
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