*seatbelt click*
*Mikael Manvelyan – R3 (funky dance music)*
Okay.
*Mozart – The Piano Sonata №16*
*loud snap*
[small crowd]: Awww! (irate)
*Music for Films – Opposing Armies (dramatic symphonic music)*
*Mozart – The Piano Sonata №16*
*scraping sounds*
*grinding on sandpaper*
*cartoony plucking sound*
*gooey sound*
*marker sounds*
[small crowd]: Awww! (adoring)
*applause*
*pencil writing sounds*
*record scratch and end of music*
*silence*
*incomprehensible*
> It’s also basically just salt. You can lick it.
> Really?
> Mhmm.
> Is it tasty?
> Well, it tastes like salt, cuz it’s just a big chunk of salt.
> You’re a big chunk of salt.
[large crowd]: Awwwww!